u/cafe_dandan_noodles7

Honestly, my sweet Doto would make the worst wingman, cause of her clumsiness, pessimism and constant apologizing, she would make me look more like a fool. And for the best Imma say Fine Motion, cause if she can handle and communicate with Air Shakur, then she can prolly pull any baddie at the club.

Sources: https://x.com/missandydandy/status/2055709869794115792

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Imma lowkey have to go with Air Shakur somewhere between 1490 A.D. to God knows when, could be even when before the Bering Strait bridge still existed. Though we may be arriving at random in the middle of the Amazon, which would be quite the issue since I doubt all her nerd data could help us in preventing malaria and getting mauled by jaguars or crocs. Though if it's North America, then we gucci, we'll slowly adapt to the new environment, hunt down bison and buffalo for sustenance, and play a lot of goo goo babies to stay warm in the winter out of necessity, even though she looks like an asexual lesbian. Plus we may end up influencing the native americans to slowly develop civilization ( once we somehow get past the language barrier ), by showing them how to make complex metallurgy, gunpower, irrigation and farming, and maybe even invent a proper unifying religion to convert the masses and bolster our numbers to finally create an Umamerican Empire.

Sources: https://x.com/scrimblocrimbo/status/2055337310594490817

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97308538

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95337774

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99678657

For me I'll gladly serve mommy Satono Diamond, and all of her sisters ( Crown and the ones from the anime ), I'll lick the floors clean till my tongue bleeds just for a chance for a sip of that sweet Satono milk.

Sources: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123650281

https://x.com/doll\_dol1/status/2030002305873915996

https://x.com/kon\_ykrs/status/2050152989147713836

https://x.com/tokageebi/status/2036122150206316799

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144892133

Source: https://x.com/ugar/status/1084493152960995328

Honestly, if we're going with the general trope of buddy cops, then Cafe would be the fit for me since we're complete opposites. She is schizo and I'm not, she hates Tachyon I don't, she shoves used crack needles up her butt cheeks and I don't. Plus her demon is gonna be quite the double edged sword, since it's either gonna be haunting me or whoever we're chasing during an operation.

Though I've also thought that the Spica Trainer would fit the buddy cop trope quite well too, even though he's not that different compared to Cafe. Plus he used to be a perv ( in a good way before Cygames patched it up ), and if I were in his place I would'vd been sent to jail a long time ago for intensively checking Tachyon's sweaty vuloptous thighs and calves.

Sources: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141420980

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133480464

Source: https://x.com/morune1/status/1987536982977962314

Personally, gonna have to go with Mejiro Ramonu, idk why but she looks pretty professional with glasses and an formal office outfit on. Plus since she's part of the Mejiro family, she would know how to be professional and communicative, and also manage to get all tasks done within reasonable time. Plus I bet she would also do a very well job at getting my noodle wet under my desk whenever it gets too dry in the summer.

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/130780976

Honestly, I may or may not be a masochist but Imma kidnap Suzuka and take her plank ass back to her 50th million great grandparents homeland ( even though horses originate in north America but shush ), all the while Spe chan attempts to grab me by the balls and twist them while sprinting faster than a juiced up prime Usain Bolt on crack.

Sources: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/130675299

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140137037

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144215696

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144145801

Source: https://x.com/vviyon/status/1805616108986319114

Honnestly, Imma have to go with our fave freaky homegirl Satono Diamond. Even though she's a nepo baby, I bet she would still know how to make something relatively decent and delicious since the Satono Estate most likely has a top notch personal chef or more, which may be able to teach our freaky diamond some tips and advice in advance. Plus, you may or may not be served with a glass of her premium quality breast milk as a side for being her trainer, so I'm definitely taking that chance.

Source: https://x.com/naseul\_777/status/2027186670597034237