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Soo this one is a bit more complicated, but as marriage material I'll go for Palmer cause being in the Mejiro family has quite the benefits and hey, Palmer would make a pretty lit wife. As for the mistress I'll go for Tosen Jordan cause despite being a dum dum, her build is quite underrated and would make a great gyaru mistress. That leaves me with Gold City to try and seduce and steal me away while Helios tries to umapyoi Palmer or Jordan behind my back.

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98254390

I'll be going with annoying ass Sweep Tosho cause all she does is complain and bitch about everything, so I'll gladly trade her in exchange for golshi cause at least she does get shi done from time to time.

Source: https://x.com/otagoth/status/1945112062998258175

I quickly cropped and made the background white of the gold family from this post to kinda fit as a wallpaper for mobile for own use but decided to post it here for anyone else who would like it, enjoy.

As the image goes, I wouldn't mind Hishi Amazon crushing my head inbetween her thick latina thighs, plus the slower she does it the better it is.

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136146887

Happy 4th of July to y'all Amerikanskis from the Balkans, so in short I think Helios would love the american lifestyle since she's a gyaru and they usually love flashy and non conformist hair styles, clothing and makeup to kinda rebel against the strictness and social stigmas of being different in Japanese society. So she would find living in America as more socially acceptable and liberated, so I can totally see her moving to LA or Florida for that fact, so she can spread her weeeii all across the state.

Source: https://x.com/OddOnnion/status/2023789537529417773

So I'm currently trying to learn how to draw, only about 2 weeks and a bit since I started and I decided why not to try something hard, and I decided to attempt to draw Goblin Slayer from a cover I think I found on Pinterest ( https://www.pinterest.com/pin/40321359162896549/ ). Some of the proportions and most of the shading is kinda scuffed, but I think it turned out pretty decent considering I tried to copy the original as best as I could without tracing ( cause at least by copying you also learn some stuff while tracing just doesn't teach you anything ).

Source: https://x.com/MonoLupin/status/2060891395166966153

So let's ignore all the horny umapyoi of the umas for a while, what would it actually be like growing together with an uma sibling ? Or to actually be the father of an uma ( assuming you aren't a deadbeat like Spe's and Oguri's dad ) ?

I personally think that it wouldn't be that much different from irl, with the exception that if you were to have an uma sibling, they would either enroll at Tracen in the hopes of making it big in racing ( and most likely fail since only like 1% of thoroughbred racehorses manage to win graded races irl ), or could go to a regular school and find a regular career down the line, while maintaining a regular workout or running routine since it's in their blood to run. Besides the whole societal purpose or orientation of umas, it would be best to not make them too angry or they could realistically snap your spine in half like a twig if they wanted to, so if I had an uma sibling an I made them snap one day, it's safe to say I would be long dead.

Source: https://x.com/AskaZerosaki/status/1522928750102401024

As we all know that most see them as wife ( even though I personally don't fit in this agenda), but they never really sit to ask when would they become wife ideally ? Since from what I remember, retiring from racing still doesn't mean complete graduation from Tracen, and even then if you would be wanting to marry an uma right after they graduate that would lowkey be wrong since it would look like grooming ( and in a way it would technically be ). But if you also wanna do the umapyoi for the sake of goo goo babies, if you wait too long then their fertility is also gonna decline ( but not completely fade like normal humans ).

So the question is at what age equivalent or moment in life would it be most ideal to marry an uma ?

Source: https://x.com/AskaZerosaki/status/1940029598747828317

Why she gathering plants out in the wild, is she trying to find a carrot to jam up Grass Wonder's ass the next time they umapyoi?

For me it would have to be the tilapis of the base game, and if we're also talking about modded races, then the thryxari race would be my favorite.

Tilapis are quite unique on their own and their needs aren't that hard to be met, though the only thing that sucks about them is that they're bad at industry but that can always be fixed with slave labor.

As for thryxari, they require both salt and sweet water nearby to satisfy them, and they also don't really get along with other races but they're really good at combat and live a decent amount of time. And they're usually fine with working in most domains ( except research and stuff like that ).