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How does one eat a 12 scoop?
▲ 124 r/newzealand

How does one eat a 12 scoop?

This came up on Facebook and got me searching and then wondering. Those who get a 12 scoop, or have been privy to the consumption of one, how are you supposed to eat this?

Do you start at the top and hope you don't lose some on your way down? (Which you absolutely will...)

Do you share with up to 11 friends?

Do you bring an old ice cream container to take it home in and slowly pick away at it?

Are there lines around the block for the toilets there? (Even those with the most lactose tolerant systems wouldn't be able to handle that monster).

Surely they have to regularly hose off the footpath outside in summer after multiple casualties. Casualties meaning spills, not another comment on the lactose tolerance or lack thereof.

Tbh, I have my concerns about any number of scoops over 3, but I'll leave it here.

u/cheesy_weasel — 6 hours ago
▲ 631 r/overheard

How much poop is too much poop?

Mum one: "Ugh, the blowouts and poop on everything are never ending! I'm so over all the washing."

Mum two: "I've found it's best to let some things go. Have you noticed that before you have kids, any amount of poop on something is too much poop? It doesn't matter how little there is. But once you have kids, you're standing there thinking, 'Hmm... there's poop on this. Is there little enough that I can just wipe it off, or do I actually need to wash it?'"

Mum one: Laughs awkwardly.

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u/cheesy_weasel — 3 days ago
▲ 13 r/fruit

What are these fruits?

Hi fruit fans,

I posted this in a what is this subreddit, but having really mixed responses so thought I'd bring it to the experts.

My daughter was given this old game from my nana who was clearing out games from when my mum was a kid. It's a fruity version of memory.

With all of your fruit knowledge and wisdom, please tell me what the circled fruit are?

u/cheesy_weasel — 6 days ago
▲ 886 r/Millennials

Password Journal

Just saw this online and hit me right in the memories.

Mine was nearly impossible to open even if you knew the password. I used to set my password with an English accent as was convinced it would understand it better as that was how it spoke and therefore be more likely to let me in without so many reattempts 😅

And violence did not work to open it. That thing was a vice.

Edit: I'm now remembering another one that had a wand to open it. Or is it this one? This one definitely had the verbalised password though. I'm not even sure why I had so many diaries, I was an only child until my teens 😂.

u/cheesy_weasel — 13 days ago
▲ 20 r/rant

Over-accusing people online of being bots is annoying

People over-accuse others of being bots online and it's annoying.

Not quite as annoying as the bots themselves, but seemingly more prevalent.

I'm not sure if it's morphed into a general insult, or if it's like back when people started accusing everyone online of being a catfish. But people throw the word around like confetti.

Not everyone with a contrasting opinion is a bot. Maybe they just have different life experiences from you.

Not everyone being obtuse is a bot. Maybe they're rage-baiting; maybe they're just an asshole.

Not everyone who emphatically agrees with an OP is a bot.

I am not a bot because I made this post saying bot accusations are overdone.

All bots are bots though, of that we can at least agree.

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u/cheesy_weasel — 14 days ago
▲ 2.3k r/unpopularopinion

There is no excuse for showing up at unannounced someone's house these days. It's just rude.

My MIL is incensed by the fact we asked if they could text us before they stop by to let us know they're coming incase we're busy or heading out. Apparently stopping by unannounced is normal and nice for all involved.

I hate it.

And not just when it's my MIL.

I hate feeling like I have to pause what I'm doing to entertain someone. I hate that I'm unable to prepare my space to be at a standard of which I feel is acceptable for guests to see. Perhaps my underwear is on the top of the pile of washing waiting to be folded on the couch. I hate not being able to mentally prepare for the social interaction. I don’t want anyone coming by without warning me first.

I think making someone potentially feel this way is rude.

I would never do this.

It's 2026, we all have phones. Text me first. Ideally, I'll quickly think of an excuse. But most likely I will have you around and feel satisfied that I was forewarned.

It's rude. I will die on this hill.

Edit: I apologise for the jumbled up title. My bad. Also, I've learnt I need to move to a country where this isn't the norm. One more unexpected visitor and I'll be packing my bags.

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u/cheesy_weasel — 14 days ago