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You're probably wondering how best to prepare a meat dish. First, you have to take the seasoning and rub it all over, best to use your hands. You should probably taste-test it too, ensure its freshness. A lick or lil nibble on the cheek will do.
▲ 8 r/okbuddyfumiko

You're probably wondering how best to prepare a meat dish. First, you have to take the seasoning and rub it all over, best to use your hands. You should probably taste-test it too, ensure its freshness. A lick or lil nibble on the cheek will do.

u/hattyphantom — 11 hours ago
▲ 230 r/dccomicscirclejerk

"Golly gee wilickers, The Boys had a nice finale. Soon as I finish this cup of tea, I will engage with the internet in our collective unstanding of its story, themes, and the way certain characters are written in service of the former two."

u/hattyphantom — 1 day ago
▲ 32 r/MortalKombat

"Wow, I can't believe this hat guy actually took down our Khan. I was kinda rooting for that Liu dude, but huh. I guess Earthrealm is truly free."

u/hattyphantom — 1 day ago
▲ 76 r/blacklagoon

I would mail her a cake every month, on a random day. I won't even put my name or info, she'd never know. Hopefully.

u/hattyphantom — 4 days ago
▲ 159 r/okbuddyfumiko

What if I just masturbated and spilled my mayo right on her desk, as my Public Safety application?

u/hattyphantom — 4 days ago
▲ 56 r/marvelcirclejerk

"Spider-Man was always the most gentle, the best of us. He believed in offering a helping hand to his foes, never resorting to murder."

u/hattyphantom — 5 days ago