u/International-Box956

You have >!the decimator shield spouting wisecracks every time it gets hit or causes damage and that thing is Op, giving Gilbert Gottfried a run for his money. You have all four of the aether entities bickering back and forth. You have a enemy you're fighting that has no choice but to ham up every scene he's in and you have a Nazi that is gloriously unhinged!<

I'm not going to lie, I like the zombies mode but it would have been even better had Activision not screwed over treyarch. Imagine the transmit objective bringing back wrath from IX. The damn elephant doesn't know where he is, he just knows that the events of IX just happened, he's still angry and he recognizes you somehow.

Yes I'm going to come out and say it: I liked the objective based gameplay. I'm not going to lie, round-based gets boring after a while. This was an injection of something different and somehow, I'm the bad guy when I like it with people trying to tell me I shouldn't like it.

It's infuriating so I've come here.

Tell me this wouldn't be awesome? I know the fandom doesn't want to remake but come on, at least redo the zombies.

Fix a few bugs, namely The voice problem offline (you have the same character no matter what operator you pick) and add a proper ending to Stalingrad and I think we're good. A few more maps wouldn't hurt either and A better ending. The campaign may be crap but the zombies was genuinely a step in the right direction at least to me.

I realize I kicked the hornet's nest. I'm not apologizing

it's a tragic thing that happened truly. I wish the shoe was on the other foot

If it makes it any easier to do this hypothetical: it doesn't appear at night and it cannot float. That's not going to stop it from following you but it might slow it down.

Keep in mind when I say fast, I'm talking about Usain bolt.

You have to endure this for a year after which you get $500,000 per footstep taken during this challenge

>!Kat jennings is in an accident where a piece of sharp rebar goes through the back of her car but she manages to survive. The medical guy with the jaws of life at first is asked if he can turn down the volume for the tool and he says that yes he'll put it on quiet mode sarcastically and then jams it in causing the airbag to rupture. My question is was this intentional and he meant to do this or was it an accident?!<

To me it seems the former but I'm not sure.

That means Everybody

He says to the bartender: "I need a stiff drink, there's a bear that needs beating"

he is given the standard vodka and leaves and for three hours he can be heard yelling something extremely

profane in Irish along with the sound of metal landing on some poor creature outside

Three hours later a wild bear walks in with a severe limp, a broken arm and a bleeding lip.

He looks at the bartender and says:

"Vodka now! for fucks sake I hope Putin brings back the iron curtain."

The bartender asks why

The bear looks at him and replies:

"Because I just got my lucky charms smashed in by a fucking leprechaun"

I keep telling my mom that spiders can't blink

I hate it above all else.

They have to gather a fruit in their vicinity from Three trees and shove it up their ass. If it's less than 50, they can't leave.

The first guy is given the go ahead and gets a bunch of apples. He manages 50 before expiring.

The next guy gets pomegranates. He also manages 50 before dying

Upon getting to the pearly gates, the other guy starts laughing causing the guy in front of him to ask what's going on

He turns and says

"The only fruit left on the island is pineapples"

He knows there's no way out but the steaks are too high and he believes he has the chops to not be shanked but still needs to be careful. Rasher men have been bacon in the sun for days.

He's Udderly screwed

it was insalted

When you are on the final level, as long as you're not playing on hard mode, stay on top of the wall when they are flinging the fire rocks at you, if you get out of the way, the enemy in front of you will be destroyed as well as the enemies at the gate. Theoretically you can take advantage of this to destroy the majority of enemies meaning all you need to do is let one or two hit and then you can go out and take care of the stragglers. Rinse and repeat and show you get to the final section. The trolls aren't all that difficult, just spam triangle and whatever special attack you have, you'll get through it easily.

Apparently there's a bug or glitch in the game where when you get to the wall, the damage to the wall isn't as severe or the enemy will outright stop attacking. It's happened to me more than once although your game may be different

Also if you need to restore your health, pause the game hold all the triggers and input for the Xbox

y down a up

For the PS2

Triangle down x up

I hope this helps

Depending on when they won, it's adjusted for modern inflation.

Prepare to be part of the 1%

You can either let it pass on to the great beyond or you can save it and make your family part of the 1%.

This thing has been alive since the Mesozoic era. It's not harming anybody, it's just sitting in the corner killing flies. It doesn't even leave, it has its own little hovel where it can read books and other stuff. It even has its own little spider pipe so it can vape.

Essentially, it's a game where everybody has a stake. You can either take the money or Force somebody else to suffer a challenge that is either logical, exercise driven, mathematical, cognitive or social. Trying to peek inside the box is immediate forfeiture.

Do your worst but I do have one condition: assume that the box is running off of true RNG not pseudo.

That means cash and I'm not talking about monster cash, I'm not talking about cash that gets up out of the box and kills you in the middle of the night, I'm not talking about cash that turns into a vampire and drains my blood and I'm not talking about cash that becomes a rock wall and beats me to death, I'm talking about $$$

regular monetary belongs in my wallet cash that is hidden in that box... Or the woman of my dreams, whichever comes first. Who knows she can even be made out of cash, not that I care