u/catbeweird

LOOK AT HER

Guess hazbin is popular in Japan now

I FUCKING HATE REDDIT

every time I go on this GOSHDARN WEBSITE I end up SEEING SOMETHING and CLICKING SOMETHING and next thing you know i'm SCROLLING SOMETHING until 5 hours have passed. And then I see something I DIDNT ASK FOR like some dickwad on r/duckfactsreal telling me some FUCKING FACT ABOUT DUCKS which I didn't ask for.

And now guess what? I'm stuck with the KNOWLEDGE that ducks can spontaneously combust from staring at you the wrong way, while some jackwad responds to my cute puppy post on r/awwwwe (WHICH I POSTED BECAUSE IT WAS CUTE) letting me know that itty bitty microscopic mole on the right inner ear of my CHIHUAHUA means its dying in 3 days from some FUCKOFF disease I didn't know existed, and some dude spams me in my dms asking if they can draw my FUCKING DEAD DOG for a fiver.

Then, when I'm done.... what do I have? An aneurism and a day wasted. So I move on to Twitter (as any sane individual would) and immediately run back to reddit because that's what you do when you open Twitter. (you see some Ubekistuzilian masquerading as a suburban white male talking about how he thinks all grey squirrels in America should die, and immediately close close twitter and reopen reddit.)

...DON'T GET ME STARTED ON REDDITORS.

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(...DID I MENTION I HATE Abbreviations???)

BARK grrrr grrr GRRR BARK BARK (YAP YAP) GRR GRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK bark BARKKKK GRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK GROWL GROWL BARK BARK BARK bark BARKKKK GRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK GROWL GROWL GRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRR GRRRRRR (yip)

pls help r/aquariummemes

"cyrus is the most insane evil leader" my ass 💀

Buzz! Bzz bzz bzz... bzz bzzzbzzzzz... (wing flap wing flap). Bzz, bzzz. Buzz. Bzzzzzz bzzzzbzzzzuzyz. Bzzz buzzz buzzz buzzz buzzz. Buzz buzzz bu-z. Buzzz buzzz. buzz buzz, buzzz .... BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ!!! VZZZZ!!! VZZ VZZZ VZZZ!!! (stings you).

Title. Ordered a Pokemon plush from walmart a few days ago. It was delivered today.

Checked outside to find the poor thing curled up on the doormat like a sad cat.

so for context, this is a totally real collection of photos from my totally real grandma. About a month ago she started telling me about the odd small dog she kept seeing in the woods outside behind her renovated home which dates back to the 1700s. she claims that when she initially saw it, she thought it was a bear, a goat, or maybe even a ghost. then the scratching on her window started. she thought that the poor animal was scared and wanted to come inside so she started leaving food out.

now personally im not buying it. i thought something was off when she mentioned the creature clawing at the gravestones in the nearby native american burial grounds. strangely, she also said that sometimes she used to hear ghoolish voices and spot dark shadows near them, which only stopped after inviting the "creature in"

now here i am reddit. i cannot lie when i say that the photos of the "dog" dont send gooswbumps shriveling down my toes. i am worried it may not be a dog at all but something more paranormal. like maybe a demon or a nondescript creature of native american legend. so my question to you all is should i be scared for her life? i am deeply afraid of the creature possessing her. or am i just overthinking this situation? great great great great aunt Judy's ghost in the attic thinks it might just be a chupacabra, but i am still uncertain...