There was this really nerdy gentleman in his late forties (?) cosplaying as Perceptor at a con I went to once and I told him he was a dilf and hes like "I have an open relationship I can show you how much of a dilf I can be" and I almost did it but his sons my age

And how fucking awkward would it have been to go to the cosplay photo shoot the next day and look someone in the eye knowing I fucked his dad?

u/flingzamain — 22 hours ago