u/HiItsKeke

Good thing my charisma is so high, this guy would have kicked my butt

This is Spooky. She’s very talkative, but I don’t speak kitty. Does anyone know what’s she trying to tell me? Anyone else have a talkative tortie? 🖤🧡

My work is trying to fire me and replace me with AI. There’s lots of bullshit going on, some mild sexual harassment, and a boss that thinks she owns me. But my husband got me cheeseburgers and a joint and reminded me I’m more than my work, and we’ll always have each other. Tell me your best quitting story, entwives, let me live vicariously through you.

Luckily, there is nothing an infused joint can’t fix. Lighting this up for anyone else who had a bad day at work 🩷💨

Work sucks, I know 🎶

Had a tough day at work, but my lilies are blooming and it did wonders for my mood! Flowers to the rescue! I hope you guys enjoy 🩷

I have no idea if 15 pull-ups is impressive or not, but it felt impossible a few months ago, so I’m celebrating. 🥹 My first ever bf in college used to say I’d never get one pull-up, so this feels like a win to me hehe

I’m finally coming back from an injury, my husband insisted I needed protein, so this is what I came up with.

Celebratory girl dinner, protein edition. ✨

Mexican toast, spicy rice, sunny side up egg, and avocado. The toast has refried beans, chicken, cilantro, hot sauce, and lime juice! 🩷

Honestly I’m just so excited to show you guys my pretty egg. I’m so proud of it lol

I think she’s a little weird, looking for a second opinion 🤔

I’m so proud of him! Can’t wait to help harvest these beauties!

I like making toast!! I hope these count as decent food porn! 💛

Summer is officially here entwives! It’s hot out but not too hot to go smoke a doobie in the park and get ice cream ☺️ weeeeee! Is anyone else getting into any summer activities? 🩷💨

Edit: I’m several joints deep and the clouds and clouding here guys 🤩

Glowing performance review my whole career here and they mention we’re replacing some of my duties with AI soon and three weeks later I’m magically doing so much worse. I dunno, could be a coincidence. I have a feeling I’m about to join a statistic though… Work sucks, I know 🎶

Lunch is corn cakes and American cheese, they are tastier than they look. Plz send love ladies, I’m having a hard day :(

Bonus shortbread cookies and a chocolate tart in the background!

My husband got the Gatorade from the gas station, he insisted lol

Dinner is chicken breast, Hawaiian rolls and butter, white rice, and hot sauce ✨

My dad gave me these, I love them! All pink everything!

Went out to visit my dad this weekend and he’s growing these girls right now with plans to share! Yaaaay! He’s in his 70s, and so happy to finally be growing legal. We both wish my mom could have been around to grow legal— I bet she’d be so excited and proud! 🥹💜 We smoked a ton of prerolls and played Wii sports, it was magical. How is everyone else’s weekend going? And who is coming over to help us smoke all this?!? 😂