u/Kind_Box5467

I classify this as a remake as the game was remade from the ground up-ish, it's like a hybrid of the Snes port while adding new features.

All the DKC remakes feel like they were made just to cash on the games of the series one more time. We already had DKC 1 on GBC and the semi demake Land games on GB. I really don't like the weird bright colors that plagued most GBA remakes, the added dialogue/ cutscenes which feels so poorly made/ filler yap sessions (reused a lot of animations so it looks like a fan hack), the new bosses in DKC 2&3 just look ugly and misplaced compared to the rest of the game. Then the new mini games oh man the new mini games look horrible. The music is also GBA style so it sounds screechy.

Now a days there's no really point to play these besides nostalgia or curiosity. You can't really admire these games either as they didn't really push the hardware of the GBA unlike DKC 1 on GBC.

Maybe they were good for the time being but playing these on hardware isn't fun for me.

I honestly wished they just used a different art style for the remakes like FF1&2 or just made 1 good spinoff.

You talk about perferences online as a guy you will downvoted or banned faster than if you say NO to birth control in majority Normie subreddits

Also brutal how all 3 women on the bottom want the same Chad yet it's not an issue because she just wants what she can get

When I click the button it just looks like that and it's just broken even if I restart my computer or the browser.

Sonic pinball, this game is more frustrating than anything. The music is bland and the gameplay to me is actually fun for at least the first stage. Then it becomes really really annoying especially the final robotink boss that requires you to hit him like 7 times.

I do like the mini games with a real pinball aethestic after beating a boss and the game has a lot of charm. If only it was more polished and easier to figure out. You cannot tell me you would figure out that you need to hold sonic against the flipper in order for the flipper to raise in level 3 (in no other part of the game you do this, only once).

Overall it's ehh

Imagine expecting a scout class and you get a Tank instead...

No wizard hats on my post, hat always goes flying

Edit: Stop trying to simp, come on guys this is adding to hypergamy.

Reminds me of watching the Withering Heights love slop where the richcel gets cked/cheated on

Brutal, how women are enticed to cheat ike a fantasy.

Not a wizard themed post but it doesn't matter. I want to post this but it's keeps getting removed by other guy venting reddits.

This is an annoying bad game to play, instead of it being a cheesy movie or a interactive quick time event game like most live action Sega CD games. INSTEAD it turns into a randomly generated puzzle game where you need to memorize/ figure out which color button matches the trap of each room effectively being a 1/6 chance which means there is no Color room cheat sheet so you have to guess. Then the timing for each trap is like 3 seconds to capture one of the "vampires/goons". These goons do not stop either, they love limping around fast.

You have to replay this game 10 times to remember where they are too. Making this insanely frustrating to even play when you are just tempted to watch the outtakes with bad acting.

The new ports have a movie mode now yet it should have been here since the start. If the game wasn't a part of creating the ESRB it would have been forgotten way more faster. Mortal Kombat was remembered because it was actually a game and good unlike this "Double Switch" trash game.

This makes me want to play vectorman 2, yes it's that bad.

Edit: TeamLeeper you said that not me, I said that because some people defend this game for some reason SMH.

I'm being serious game collecting is just out right difficult right now if you're on a budget. You have even bad games like Bubsy 3D, Doctor Jekyll Nes Vectorman, Star Trek 32x being $15-45 disc/cartridge only. Then that's not taking into the fact that the rare bad games are way too much money such as 3d Noah's arc $200+ or even just regular good games like Conker being $170 no box.

Or on the regular side you have every pawnshop,garbage sale being riddled with game scalpers/insane prices. Where just mom and pops are getting scammed hard by these YouTubers smiling hard)shaking their hand paying $20 for a case of games including Pokemon. Meanwhile pawnshops/goodwills such as my visit to one seeing $30 for a case of Crazy Taxi (Disc got stolen or was scratched hard I assume).

Game shops have the same problem, one I visited that closed recently had the owner sell me/try to scam me with broken PS1/PS2s. I had to like return 3 times to get another model since he didn't test them and when he finally did the controller he gave me had a little spider in it. I'm glad that shop closed. Or they charge insane prices like Sonic 2 for $25 cart.

I think the only games that are safe from scalpers are sports games and classic Atari.

I'm curious on how many sellers can sell something they don't have it. I saw many sold yesterday and I don't think every seller has bought one irl at a microcenter. Especially since they're only like in 4 random states right?...

- Repeated Bad Levels (Tank, Rollerskate, Dirt)

- Maze Like Levels

- All bosses are in tight boxes which makes them 2x annoying

- Gems soundtrack sounds like techno farts, there is literally no good music track here

- Somehow more worse graphics than the first one Vectorman 1 (which was already rough around the edges, 2 makes it into sandpaper and metal shards)

You can tell this game was rushed to be released because of how boring it is

Bruhhh brother he will be divorced by this Argentina woman once she finds a better man or be a "Independent woman". He is a literal visa card and he said in his videos he was a pro Golden Goofy man/ had previous abusive relationships. So he will suffice/accept if she turns on him. I'm not trying to be malicious but this is the truth especially since any sane man would have thought she was bot once she first commented that.

This is just so brutal especially since people will look at this and be oblivious. Like that news story of a teacher having cancer and coworkers donating their PTO.

Me trying to date irl:

"Hey I thought you were cut id r-r-really like for you to get a coffee with me"

🧍🏻‍♀️"wtf, get away from me weirdo or I have a boyfriend bye"

Me trying to date on Tinder:

(0 matches except bots)

Me trying to date on Instagram:

Ghosted or "Here's what I look like I'm kinda average" (BLOCKED by her in 5 seconds)

I think the only solutions at this point is to show off my US passport to women in Asia/Zimbabwe or imply being first world ("Oh you're taking advantage of poor women", then date me, be trad or shut it 😹)

My choice would be Vectorman. The level design is just so confusing with having a lot other problems.

The time limit is very strict sometimes with the maze like levels.The main attack feels weak, the power ups only last like a minute, it requires you to pause every few seconds so you don't hit enemies blocking the path, then the screen feels crunched like Super Mario GBC and it's difficult to see enemy projections.

But the graphics are good though.

Edit: Play it again not based on your memory, then come back to me

I dealt with this twice, the woman I liked thought it was so funny to text me a voice message of their boyfriend saying "She's busy bro" or something weird like that.

It's just cringe because I feel that he's going to post here one day especially since she didn't even mention him on her account at all and if she would do that to me she would do that to him too lol.

Man I cannot tell you how annoying it was to get this

Fedex Economy Ground was so insane to file a damage claim for because they wouldn't do it correctly or file it due to customer support not understanding me.

I had to file it twice online and it took even me saying "I will take it to small claims court" for Fedex to actual care. It was insane. All because their auto claim form online is only for all other shipping methods and not FedEx Ground smh.