u/Mouse-castle

I came up with a way to use math that suits me. I started with a question “if I were God and I wanted everyone to be able to use math, how would I structure the universe.“ But also “If I could just invent math, what would I invent to be true?” And my question is, do people with degrees turn this part of their brain off?

This recent post by Robeson Pierre makes me think about publishing more of my novel. The first chapter is submitted, it directly references Ubik because I believe it is the near pinnacle of science fiction writing. My user handle is Plato69, in case they ever approve the first chapter.

Tim “Chef” is submitting his application for CEO.

Technically he can always walk into a room and scream “Q, I know you’re here!” Its not like it was ever resolved.

A man gets a flat tire driving a hearse to the cemetery. When he manages to get the spare out from under the casket he gets to work changing the tire. Soon the entire procession is parked behind him, pulled off to the side of the road, watching. When the job is done and the driver is finally at the cemetery he listens to the sermon being given. Some of the people in attendance thank the driver and tell him he reacted well under pressure.

He says “I’m sorry I made everyone wait,“ and the people who knew the deceased said

“His name was Frug Plamblander.“

It isn’t a brand like .jello.

Pan.cake Icecream.cake upsidedown.cake Johnny.cake ho.cake

He wanted to see butter fly.

A father hears his daughter is struggling with math. He places an ad for a tutor and finds one willing to work for the small amount he can afford. After a month the girl is doing well in math and has even started to pretend to teach her stuffed animals. He asks her what they are learning and his daughter says “I’m teaching them how to budget because cheapskate parents never pay enough.“

A man gets a flat tire and pulls over to the side of the road. He happens to be next to an asylum and as he is changing the tire one of the inmates stares at him from behind a fence. After taking all 5 lug nuts off the tire and setting them on the spare he falls and knocks the spare over, sending the lug nuts into a ditch. He can only find 1 of them and decides he will not make it home.

The inmate then reveals that the reason he is in the asylum is because his name is Frug Plamblander

A triggered bro is fradbuncterous.

Cole: “Did you say whey protein is lame?”

”Cole calm down, you’re being fradbuncterous.“

If you agree with my way of thinking then there is a paradox in Christianity which is that God cannot forgive one particular sin. It could be the most boring question this sub gets, or the most interesting. To add to the discussion would mean having some institutional authority, since on the internet we can only discuss logical ideas, and a God who creates free will isn’t logical. It allows for evil and in one particular case a sin that God cannot forgive. Furthermore only one man can judge who has or hasn’t committed this sin. An expert in theology might have greater insight, for example it might be the most brilliant way to structure a religion.