u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635

TELL ME, why is it that every time i go to bed there's always some fuckass crumbs (OF DIRT YOU DUMBASSES, I don't eat in my bed, that's psychotic) on it that's there even when I brush them off?? Or why is it that the blanket filling is always either at my feet or head with no in-between? And then when I "fix" it I'm sweaty as fuck and I need to bring out the fan which does jackshit. And then I can't fucking sleep without melatonin which I forget to take half the time, and there's always a window which is technically closed, blinds and all bur still let's in light. "But you have a sleep mask" oh yeah, you mean the Skull crusher 2000™ they designed in the 1300s? Then I need to drink water every five minutes which makes me need to get up to piss and then I ruin the bed and I need to fix it which makes me dehydrated and it goes on and on and on and on and on and OUP! It's 6AM. Good morning sunshine.