u/Such-Coast-4900

1. everyone who writes that they will int, they will steal jgl camps, they will try to lose, not play seriously, or any form of „i dont care im smurfing“ will get a 14 day ban + have to win 20 games in „inter queue“ a special new queue only accessible to players with active punishments. And they will have to get honored by their teammates at least 5 times

2. having more than 10 deaths on average over their last 20 games will give you a forced 1 hour break to touch some grass to like stop inting

3. if you flashed more than 2x on spot in the last 4 years in a single game you get a 12 day ban

4. to keep up the money stream: any ban/restriction will remove your 1-5 most played skins from all your accounts, depending on severity, and you have to purchase them again, if you want them back

5. Any boosted account will be reset. Thats any account that has different playstyles per hardware (aka a player thats like a support main but when they queue from turkey they suddenly are a rengar genius with 20kills on average). Also typical booster accounts (queue with a costumer for x wins, then the next, then the next,… basically having infinite „friends“ you queue 1x for a day and never again later). All accounts that duod with a found boosters account will get rank reset, most played skins removed and placed in inters queue

6. would hire people to just go to boosting sites, order and then hardware ban whoever dares sell boosting + 12 ban/rank reset all accounts that played with those booster accounts

7. any account that was found to be boosted will have a „boosted“ icon in loading screen next to their name forever

I just got filled top, picked cho, enemy picked morde

He was just molesting me, 80cs up, 2 levels up. Couldnt do shit. Did the top gap matter?

No i just grouped and got some qs and got a free double lp

Is this lane really this low impact? Or did i just get lucky?

I usually just take waves mid/late when my team refuses to take them and just lets the enemies push in and then take my jgl. If you are to scared to contest any waves for 15 minutes the gold is better on me anyways

If a someone insists on having lastpick, theny they counterpick themselves on purpose and then just cry all game in chat about how they cant play the game because they are countered, riot should give them a 2 weeks ban and an iq test, where they have to at least score a 80 to pass

Cause how fucking delusional are toplaners?

Just had a ziggs flash on place like 4 times in a game because his nami took 1 kill on accident

Will he get banned? No
Will i get my lp back? No
Can a 5 year old create a better int detection with legos in a cave? Yes

Anything to copy paste early to let them know?

Cause yes i gank and yes i contest stuff but it usually is better to play with nr advantage early if you this weak. And no you cannot dive the 60% hp level 6 renekton with gragas no matter how big the wave is

And its fine to give 1-2 dragons when they have full vision setup and are 4 maning it

Pictures will follow once im home in a few hours.
Selling it because i need more thumb keys.

I had it for about a year, it works perfect, no issues, alot off Accessoires (spare keycaps, switches, multiple cables, this case , regular included fabric case, switch puller,…)

Please let me know if you are interested.

All together i paid over 450€ but of course since its used ill let it go for less

I have a zsa voyager and a lily 58 with a flat base plate. I love the little feet that are attached to the voyager and i would love to have something similar on the lily58. Does anyone know where to get some (stick on) little feet (about 1 cm hight) i can stick on the lily?

I swear every game there is someone going 0/12 and that team loses. He on enemy team? Lucky. He on your team. GG

Why not make lp gains/loses performance based? Like just a little. Usually everyone gets the same. But if someone meaningfully sprints, he tanks most of the teams loses. So it doesnt feel that bad losing again cause your toplaner with lastpick counters hinself and goes 0/17

Just a friendly reminder that the construction of the side buttons is really fragile and they are NOT meant to be used alot. A few clicks an hour is fine but if you use them like multiple times a second they will break. They are really thin plastic with long leverage and alot of preasure from mounting system.

Mine break every few months

This has to be the best rework ever. Thank you so much!!!!

We won but i think something broke inside of me

With all the pessimistic posts here lets do something productive:

What do you think will her new core be?
Full dmg? Rageblade? Navoris?

Or still stridebreaker? Onhit? Crit? Bruiser?

No flame, im just curious

What is it with jhin mains building youmuus, rfc, stormrazer into 4 tanks? Is that some kink?

Like i dont understand, what is the appeal of dealing 60dmg per auto?

Laners are the most selfish disgusting human beings ive ever seen.

From a 7/0 trundle top who leaves me at grubs for a neutral wave while enemy top coming from base. So i have to give 2 grubs because i cant fight a 1v2, who then flames me why i didnt get all grubs, since he won lane

To botlaners who somehow ALWAYS start a fight when you sneak a dragon. And instead of walking to their tower or just dying for their int, they ALWAYS leash the whole enemy team directly to drake so they kill you when its 2k hp and collect a free drake

To fucking midlaners who see the enemy mid perma ward my raptors, get prio after and just will rather sit there with 2 wards for 10 minutes than even think about placing a ward that could help you.

And not to forget about those fucking supports who never roam, and rather give the full hp jinx another shield for no reason than shielding their viego whos is low and 1 auto away from getting a reset on the 10/0 ambessa which would lead to an easy win

Every laner should get a slideshow after the game where they see how hard they griefed their jgl and how low iq it is to write jgl gap when enemy team rolls up with 4 people to each drake and your team thinks „oh nice. Free plates, lets hit them and let the enemy team kill me after i SEEE THE FUCKING message that drake is gone“

Thanks for listening to my ted talk

Does anyone know high elo zaahen mains thats play him jgl and create content around it? Gameplay/tutorials/opinions on builds?

Kinda cant find any. Dantes made some vids like 6 months ego, and there are the typical „this build is so broken“ videos of those guys smurfing and building clickbait shit

She is an early game stat checker. If you think bel veth is skillfull, you also have to think shaco is skillfull. no she just can onetap captors and bully you of camps while being able to just piss off with dashes when people rotate

Quote Alois, first timing her top in his A-Z Challenge: "the champion plays itself"

Because lets be true, the champ is straight forward and not mechanically demanding. And invading isnt that hard if you just statcheck anyways and dont really have to outplay

She is niche because most people drop her because she is boring and not at all what they expected. Her high wr is high because she is broken and a balance nightmare. Not because she is a hard otp champ. How do i know that? Her wr increase with mastery is straight up average. Sure she isnt a yuumi, but she also isnt a real otp champ like nidalee or rengar. she is just a boring statchecker and the rework will sure still keep her as a boring statchecker but move her statchecking from early to lategame.

So from "no skill required free statchecking early" to "you gotta path smart and avoid getting bullied so you can scale and work for your statchecking". Which is a good change.

For the people who like her current playstyle and the idea of a hard (not free like belveth) early invader that wins with skill: pick up nidalee and prove you got skill and arent just relying on winning level 1 with 0 skill because you can just walk over 2 wards into enemy raptor and take them in his face without him having any counterplay except watching like a cuck