u/Dark_Vexer

My face is genuinely disgusting. Never seen anyone as ugly as me. No matter how much I work out or take care of myself I'm still fucking ugly.

Every little piece of confidence is immediately crushed whenever someone shows me a photo I'm in.

No girl was ever interested in me, obviously. I've also tried initiating but every time I got ghosted or was never messaged first.

I cry about twice every week for the past year or two now.

I'm tired of hearing everyone saying they hate Necrons. I've had a really bad experince lately in particular.

I was playing on Tabletop Sim. Got into a room with a guy through discord. He asked who I was playing, I said Necrons. He asked what kind of Necrons. Immediately kind of a weird question. I said a lot of destroyers. He said alright I'll play.

We get into the room, meanwhile he keeps mumbling how he hates Necrons. I'm playing cursed legion, I have a lot of lokhusts in my list, some skorpekhs, Nekrosor, Nightbringer and lychguard with the translocation overlord with ankh for 13" move and charge.

When I spawned my list, he spawned two of his own and was deciding who he was gonna play depending on my list. That's like a late throw in rock-paper-scissors. Normally I would have said something, but I waited too long for a game that day.

He's still mumbling how he hates Necrons.

I tell him outright "just so you know, I don't wanna gatcha you, these lychguard can move 13 and charge". He goes "what's there not to hate about Necrons" passive-agressively. He's really starting to piss me off now.

He was playing biker Dark Angels. We deploy, he goes first. For some reason, he marches everything forward, not even in cover. He drops a unit of bikers from reserves turn 1 because of some ability I forgot.

The squad has +1 to charge. Normally he would have an 8" charge, but he started shooting all his plasmas into my lokhusts and made it a 10" charge instead by picking up 4 of my 6 lokhusts.

He charged. Failed. Rerolled. Failed. He immediately disconnected, said alright good luck in your next game and left. Mind you, this was battle round 1 turn 1. I didn't get to play and I wasted a lot of time.

What's weird is that he seemed kind of new. He didn't know most of my units or my detachment. How could you have that mentality as a new player?

I could never, ever have guessed that a unit that normally moves 5" could move 13" and still charge.

5" base. Put a Destroyer Ankh on an Overlord, adds 2". Auto advance 6" with Translocation Shroud. And they can charge with a stratagem (for FREE because of Overlord) since the unit has the Destroyer Cult keyword from the Ankh Overlord.

That's brutal. My main problem with running Lychguard in Awakened for example is that they basically never charge first, they wait to be charged, tank the damage and slap back. But 13" move and charge? You'll always get the first jump.

I'm still deciding if I wanna take shields or warscythes. I'm leaning towards warscythes since we're in Purge the Foe, the shields were mainly for Awakened since that one has Take and Hold and they're slow.

This is probably my favorite combo ever in 40k.

Hello y'all. I've been playing 40k online on TTS a lot over the past year and I wanna get into the material, irl aspect too. The problem is, I'm a bad painter and it's not as fun to me as actually playing the game.

I'm going to paint them up slowly over time, but like half of my army will be unpainted most of the time.

How would you feel playing against this?

Ahojte, mám rád wargaming (hranie doskoviek s miniatúrami) a chcel by som si vytlačiť zopár figúrok Warhammer.

Budem študovať v Brne, idem sa ubytovať zhruba za 9 dní tak píšem radšej vopred.

Modely mám stiahnuté na USB, ale mám minimálnu skúsenosť s 3D tlačením, čiže potrebujem pomoc so slicovaním modelov.

Preplatím náplň aj čas a ochotu za tlačenie, izopropyl alkohol na čistenie mám vlastný ak treba.

Xenos - T'au Empire - Retaliation Cadre

Commander Farsight (70pts): Warlord

2x The Twin Lance (220pts)

Commander in Coldstar Battlesuit (95pts)

Commander in Coldstar Battlesuit (95pts)

10x Pathfinder Team (85pts)

5x Stealth Battlesuits (100pts)

5x Stealth Battlesuits (100pts)

5x Vespid Stingwings (70pts)

2x Broadside Battlesuits (150pts)

3x Crisis Fireknife Battlesuits (130pts)

3x Crisis Fireknife Battlesuits (100pts)

3x Crisis Sunforge Battlesuits (125pts)

Ghostkeel Battlesuit (165pts)

Piranhas (65pts)

Piranhas (65pts)

Riptide Battlesuit (215pts)

Sky Ray Gunship (140pts)

Farsight with melta suits. Commander with missles with missle suits, second commander with plasmas with plasma suits. Two piranhas for early game bothering, vespids to do secondaries.

I find this list pretty competent. I was wondering about maybe dropping two piranhas for another squad of crisis suits without a leader, maybe with burst cannons. Idk.

Basically, I want everything in the box twice. I want two Riptides, 6 Crisis suits and 2 leaders. Except you can't run two Farsights. So I'd need to buy another commander and leave one Farsight unused forever.

My thoughts are to paint the second Farsight white, because original Farsight is always red. Since enclaves.

Would it be weird to proxy one Farsight as a Commander in Battlesuit?

Obviously I'd make sure to communicate it to my opponent.

I really don't see a reason to run him instead of commanders in battle suits besides the flamers. The next closest thing are melta suits but they're also better off with a commander that adds 4 more meltas.

He's cool but a little underwhelming. I know he only costs 70 pts and I'm even considering running him solo since he can ingress himself for free.

I've never met anyone that actually hates T'au. I always hear people saying they're hated by the community and yet I've never once met anyone that does. I'm not a Ta'u player myself, so it's not like it was out of courtesy they didn't tell me.

I really like T'au. They're very cool.

Every single goddamn character cheats. Tony cheats on Carmella. Carmella cheats on Tony. Chris cheats on Adriana. Janice cheats. Ralph cheats. Silvio cheats. Pussy cheats. Artie cheats. The priest cheats. Like holy fucking shit, can there be any other plot points for the characters to have? Is literally nobody faithful?

It's starting to grind my gears. Everytime a man and a woman talk I know they're gonna cheat and fuck.

Historically, what was the strongest, most disgusting unit ever? And why? I've only played two editions that have been fairly balanced and I'd like horror stories from earlier editions.

He's such a fucking smug ass piece of shit I hope he gets clipped.

I found an Amulet of Lost Voices super early, and never took it off. Speaking with the dead for literally free constantly is insanely helpful. I was wondering, what other items did you find this useful or just love them to the point you never took them off?

Imperium - Adeptus Mechanicus - Haloscreed Battleclade

Belisarius Cawl (220pts): Warlord

Cybernetica Datasmith (40pts)

Skitarii Marshal (35pts)

Skitarii Marshal (35pts)

Tech-Priest Manipulus (90pts)

10x Skitarii Rangers (85pts)

10x Skitarii Vanguard (85pts)

10x Skitarii Vanguard (85pts)

3x Kataphron Breachers (150pts)

10x Pteraxii Skystalkers (150pts)

5x Sicarian Infiltrators (75pts)

5x Sicarian Infiltrators (75pts)

10x Sicarian Ruststalkers (160pts)

2x Ironstrider Ballistarii (180pts)

4x Kastelan Robots (320pts)

2x Sydonian Dragoons with taser lances (120pts)

Skorpius Dunerider (75pts)

Manipulus with Breachers, enhancement for both doctrines, Datasmith enhancement so Kastelans get Override, Ballistarii with Lascannons