u/PurfuitOfHappineff
So what do you in a bar alone, the newcomer asked the old guy at the bar. He didn’t answer but stared quietly at his drink while rubbing the bare fingers of his left hand.
reddit.comA failure finds his life’s wish isn’t all it’s cracked up to be while discovering the importance of paperwork
Hint: BFF is a great catch
Chewing gum, scented paper, and most importantly, a lock on the door
Hint: Going viral before that was a thing
Making friends with appliances reaches new heights
Hint: Frieeeeends
Dad uses a very particular set of skills to protect his daughter
Hint: Just one small problem.
Hint 2: It doesn’t hurt to step on them if you’re inside one
Slacker saves the day and learns an important life lesson.
Hint: Some jobs just aren’t worth doing.
Hint 2: Nobody knocks
Hint 3: Iconic shoes for our time.
I was making a deal with a man to buy a vast sum of copper to repair the broken wires at the hospital where my sick daughter is trying to recover.
As I was leaving his abode after sealing the deal, I glanced at his shelf and saw a stone tablet in a script I did not know, but in that moment, I realized my mistake.
Sing me a song of a friend I used to know
I still know my friend, but I used to, too
Cheetahs are actually quite friendly and docile compared to other wild cats as their evolution has primed them for speed rather than power in direct combat
Jeremy is the greatest troll ever! ( An appreciation post.)
Jeremy used to end Top Gear and The Grand Tour saying, “and on that disappointing note, it’s time to end.”
He has now made five seasons of spectacular television with Clarkson’s Farm, only to conclude on such a somber storyline he may as well have said, “and on that disappointing note, it’s time to end.”
Bravo for that masterpiece.
(And best wishes for a full recovery.)
Have you seen this -- "Virtual screening" interview required at application
I'm applying for high school teaching positions in the US and have started running across districts requiring self-recorded "virtual screen" interview questions as part of the initial application. An example: "There will be four questions to which you’ll record a video response. You will have up to one minute and 30 seconds for each response." I find these distasteful and a likely way for them to exclude applicants for protected reasons without having to admit it. Most insultingly, they throw in this bon mot: "Be yourself in this selfie-style interview – we cannot wait to meet you :)" They say as they require you to talk one-way to a webcam. What's your experience and take with this?
This was an uncomfortable watch
It is Sally’s most morally complex and transformative turning point. She stops being a child and becomes a partial teenager. It’s a dark, transactional victory that strips away any remaining illusions she has about her male relatives, including all seventeen Bobbies.