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Sadly, my T-cell count was too low. I guess sharing bongs is gay because you're putting your mouth on a dick-shaped object with a bunch of other men, so now I have AIDS, and it's causing my body to reject my BHT.

I know the better idea would be to buy it online but I didn't want to wait that long. I pretty much spent my entire weekly fun money on underwear and a $10 plain tee.

I love the taste of PB, usually complimented by chocolate. I have never understood why so many people like jelly though. I never found a type of jelly I liked. I feel like it's too wet and it makes the whole sandwich way too soggy. I normally each crunchy PB in a sandwich by itself or I put it on some kind of cracker.

Sometimes I will get fluffernutter (PB and marshmallow fluff) if I'm in the mood but even that is just way too sweet sometimes. I think the best compliment to PB is dark chocolate.

I'm thinking of hitting up the CSL in my area to donate plasma, but I'm worried that they won't take me because it is hard to find my veins because of my weight. I've always had trouble getting my blood drawn for labs because they say they can't find my veins. I spent a lot of time in the hospital, so I've gotten used to getting poked and having them dig around.

I work full time but it's not enough to cover some unexpected expenses. I can't get a short term loan either. I'm gonna try to donate plasma if I get out of work while the place is still open. Im wary about doing Doordash because I'm already having problems with my car. I've also been told it requires a lot of customer service and knowing how to talk to people.

Context: The spooky story contains a short, fat guy wearing a bright green Hawaiian shirt. So, guess who they immediately picture when they try to imagine what he looks like?

When I saw my doctor he said that getting a bypass was the best thing to do for someone with my BMI. I asked if there was any kind of special diet I needed to be on or weight I needed to lose and he said no. I just have to get a psych eval from my psychiatrist (I already see one), an EGD, and I need to take a class. When I told him I heard some people say they had to wait a year before getting their surgery he said

"I don't do stuff like that. If things with the psych eval and EGD are good we will get you in within the next 3-4 months. I think with your BMI it would be a mistake to make you wait".

My main concern is that I will still eat till I feel like I'm full and make myself sick. My friend who already had a bypass told me she only did that a couple of times before she learned not to. She said that you can still feel yourself getting full and know when you're doing too much.

I've known that I've needed to do this for a long time. I would probably be much better off if I did it years ago. I want to live a life not ruled by food. I want to be able to eat a single piece of pizza and feel good. I want but clothes at a normal store.

I'm a huge dude (5X shirts and pants, 54 waist). I'm trying to find pants that fit that don't cost like 70 bucks. I never have any luck at the thrift store. Shien is also unreliable. Do any of you got a connection on cheap big clothes?

I just can't see a future where I ever find love again. I'm almost forty and I'm working an entry level office job, I have no money saved, rent a room in a trailer, barely any money after paying bills. I'm also fat, ugly, and mentally ill. Even if I did find someone who would give me a chance I know my ex would scare them away. I have nothing to offer anyone. I can barely take care of myself. I blew it with the once person who ever took a chance on me and really let her and my kids down. I just don't see how I could get my health and finances to the point where anyone would be interested in me.

I know this seems bleak and self pitying but I think it's just the hard truth of the situation. Some people are just losers who blow it and have to live out the rest of their lives. I'm just not attractive or successful enough to compete in today's dating scene.

Social interaction is very hard for me because it's hard for me to read whether someone is being sincere or fake. I feel like people are always talking bad about me behind my back. Or I'll say I like a movie and they'll say that also like that movie but they are being sarcastic.