So you make a movie about a holiday trying to take over another holiday's season and Halloween is the aggressor!? I'm sorry, it makes for a fun aesthetic but a more realistic take would be showing Christmas Town executing a coordinated and ruthless plan of propaganda and subterfuge to gentrify and takeover Halloween Town completely. Thanksgiving Town, now known as New Christmas Town, would serve as a dire warning of things to come.
Joke's probably getting old by now.
His first Metroid game, started playing after the hype for Ravenous started. It's a lot of fun and captures that feeling of playing for the first time.
This is probably an effect of Amazon spoiling people, but holy hell, just saw this lady lay into the returns manager because she had to drive "two hours" (press X to doubt) to get here and thought that entitled her to skip the line.
She claimed the wrong order was sent to her from the website twice and said "I wasted two hours worth of gas to get here, I want the correct items brought up here NOW!!!"
Lady, sorry you ordered the wrong thing (I'm guessing as it's weird it would happen twice), but everybody drove here. The fact that you drove here doesn't mean you get to cut the line, have your shit magically appear out of thin air, and be a fucktwat to someone who is not only just doing their job and actively trying to help you.
Hope you reflect on your "two hour" ride home about what an insufferable excuse for a human turd you are.
A mom and her twelve(ish) year son were walking past me.
Mom: "No, you cannot hang out with Tyler today, you're spending time with ME! Is your friend Tyler going to feed you and take care of you if I die?"
My head whipped around so fast my neck nearly broke and I couldn't stop myself from shouting "JESUS CHRIST!"
Satirical article I thought you all might enjoy this Labor Day.
For me it's one of these three:
- I guess I'll just go fuck myself (anonymous)
- Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine (Bob Carter)
- Hell is other people (Jean-Paul Sartre)
They don't have to be famous or anything, just something you think perfectly defines the experience.
You ever just pause for a second and think about how well you'd be able to get by if you suddenly lost your job because you told the customer in front of you to fuck off?
I know the Latin doesn't exactly work. "Quid pro non" is better in that regard, but doesn't rhyme or sound right. I know that doesn't really matter, just trying to nip some comments in the bud.
Will the rich ever catch a break that isn't tax related? Guest contributor Barbara Cochring doesn't think so in this op-ed calling for collective action against the tyranny of the working class.
Read her diatribe exclusively at The Serving Times: https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/sweet-the-rich
If only there was hope of extradition.
Link to post since I don't know how to save videos off Blueski: https://bsky.app/profile/chrisjustice01.bsky.social/post/3mu4wryii5k2v