So I posted a couple weeks ago about the raccoon living in my neighbor's tree. Well today I heard a ruckus behind our houses and saw her taking the babies out. Not sure if she's evacuating due to power tools being used by the landscapers on her tree or if she's just taking them to forage.
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I'm a satirical blogger and doing some research for something I want to write. I read all of these and holy shit.
These are every bit as bootlicky and ass-rimming as you can imagine. 100% propaganda. The fact that supposedly legitimate news sources are allowed to publish these and not lose whatever kind of license they need to operate is mind boggling.
The only value these rags would have is if they printed them on paper soft enough to wipe your ass with. But as they are now, they're completely worthless, not to mention ideologically and morally bankrupt.
Story was just published today and she already thinks it's real.
Thought you all might find this funny. Let me know if it's not cool to post here and I'll remove it.
So mad I chose Beehiiv and not literally anyone else.
Seriously, it shouldn't be too much to ask that you pause your phone call if you need my help.
Also you're shopping at noon on a Monday. You can't possibly be so important that the call can't wait a minute.
Had a dream last night my new boss came down to the sales floor and caught me wiping my ass with a moistened wash cloth. The reason she was mad about it was because those are inventoried and not for personal use.
What kind of crazy work dreams do you all have? Do you think they're stress induced, a PTSD symptom, or just because we're there too much?