▲ 475 r/Jokes

A man walks into a bar with his dog…

…and he tells the bartender, “My dog can talk. If he talks, you gotta give me $50.” The bartender says, “Whatever, buddy. Prove it.”

So, the dog owner says, “OK, pup. What’s on the top of a house?” And the dog says, “Roof, roof, roof.” The owner says, “You owe me $50!”

The bartender says, “Any dog can bark like that! That dog can’t talk. I’m not paying you. Ask it something else!”

So, the dog owner goes, “OK, pup. Who was the best baseball player of all time.” And the dog says, “Ruth, Ruth, Ruth.” The owner again says, “You owe me $50. He talked that time.”

Once again, the bartender says, “That’s not talking. He’s barking again. Get the heck out of my bar. I’m not paying you.”

So, the owner and the dog leave and walk down the street. The dog looks up at the man and says, “Sorry about that. I knew I should’ve said Gehrig.”

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u/ManuteBol_Rocks — 11 days ago
▲ 1.3k r/ElNino2026+1 crossposts

Current Sea Surface Temperatures in the Equatorial Pacific Are (Literally) Off the Charts

The attached chart shows what an outlier the current Sea Surface Temperatures are along the equator in the Pacific between 120W-170W. This is in the ENSO3.4 region, which is the most closely monitored area for El Niño. It’s about time for a new y-axis.

(source: NOAA via ClimateReanalyzer from the Univ of Maine)

u/ManuteBol_Rocks — 12 days ago
▲ 151 r/golf

The USGA is making it too easy for former pros to get back to be amateurs

This stat image from amateurgolf.com really illustrates the seriousness of what’s going on. It’s really impacting high-level amateur golf in what I think is a negative way.

u/ManuteBol_Rocks — 16 days ago
▲ 1.5k r/CantParkThereMate+1 crossposts

Updated full video of the Brae Burn pro shop car crash, including the outside security camera

Came across the view of the pro shop incident that includes the car approaching the clubhouse. Even wilder with this view. Seems like the driver must’ve had a medical episode.

u/ManuteBol_Rocks — 23 days ago
▲ 166 r/ElNino2026+1 crossposts

2026 El Niño still putting 1997-98 event to shame

TL;DR A huge El Niño is in progress.

The first plot is a comparison of the subsurface temperature anomalies from the same date in 1997 compared to now. The second plot compares two weeks ago to now.

The plots look down in the ocean along the equator. The east (right) side of the plot is near the South American coast. The west (left) side is in the western Pacific. The typically discussed “ENSO 3.4 region” is based on the average of sea surface temperatures from 120W westward to 170W. Keep in mind that the East-West distance on these plots is around 7000 miles.

A few things worth noting:

  1. The +11C contour has finally made an appearance around 100m in depth. Those poor anchovies. While it won’t quite be +11C at the surface off of South America, you don’t have to go down very far to get to this incredibly warm water. Keep in mind that +11C is +20F.

  2. We continue to see a westward movement of the warm anomalies across the ENSO 3.4 region, as evidenced by the second plot. Notice how far the +4C contour at the surface has advanced westward in the last two weeks…about 500 miles.

  3. The 1997-98 Niño event was much more advanced with the subsurface cooling in the western Pacific by this point in the year. It will be interesting to see if this year catches up. Scientists will be monitoring this to see what type of La Niña event, if any, will follow this Super Niño. We are still having data dropout issues along 160E, so it’s a bit difficult to know for certain what the subsurface looks like in that part of the Pacific.

  4. Still no Atlantic hurricanes so far this season. This is the latest in the satellite error to have seen no hurricanes by this point in a season. The atmosphere should be getting a bit more favorable for development in the Atlantic Basin over the next couple of weeks.

u/ManuteBol_Rocks — 24 days ago
▲ 950 r/AnthropicBets+1 crossposts

Anthropic expects 2026 revenue to be $100 billion, according to the NY Times

That explains the rally at the end, right before options expiry. Rocketship next week!

CNBC still twiddling their thumbs and hasn’t had the news yet….

u/AnthropicBets — 24 days ago
▲ 117 r/CFB

UNC @ Clemson this Saturday

UNC travels to Clemson on Saturday in a game most people won’t care about. However, it is a huge game for Belichick and Dabo.

If Belichick wins and UNC moves to 3-0, the season will look a whole lot different. If Dabo gets blown out at home, he’s going to have a whole other level of heat placed on him, which is crazy to even say.

As a UNC fan who hasn’t seen their team win a conference championship since I was 10 yrs old in 1980, I’d like to see another before I die. It likely won’t happen this year with this team and this schedule, but it sounded dramatic to type!

But, one game at a time.

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u/ManuteBol_Rocks — 1 month ago
▲ 5 r/ElNino2026+2 crossposts

New ECMWF Niño Plumes Are Out

Pretty tightly clustered around a +4.0C peak at year’s end. Buckle up.

u/ManuteBol_Rocks — 1 month ago

UNC Spending $20 million on their 2026-27 roster (and almost $10 million on their coach)

Well, the Tar Heels are definitely going all-in on basketball in the brave, new NIL world. Going to be interesting to see how it all works out (or not).

$20 million and only three returning players. Wild to think about. No wonder pros are trying to get back to college.

u/ManuteBol_Rocks — 1 month ago
▲ 856 r/FuckImOld+1 crossposts

Can you remember this smell?

Nothing like this smell from school in the olden days.

u/ManuteBol_Rocks — 1 month ago
▲ 6 r/TQQQ

When the 200dma support becomes resistance

What is going to happen when we get through the 200dma from above and it becomes resistance in a down-trending market? I guess we will see in the next week.

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u/ManuteBol_Rocks — 1 month ago