u/Master100017

So I’m at a hotel right now, about an hour ago I was going to buy some McDonald’s because theres one literally 3 minutes down the street from where I’m staying and as I go this old guy was like: “Excuse me, young fella!” And I just ask what’s up and he hands me a 20 and asks me to buy him some stuff from the convenience store down the street, he only asks because he couldn’t go anywhere with his leg being in a cast and he was on the second floor like me. Sooo, whatevs lol.

He wanted a Lift lemonade and some burger man chips, btw those products are ANCIENT AF. Idk why he didn’t know they werent around anymore but neither did I until I googled it because as I go into the OTR (On the Run), I look for the stuff he wanted and when I didn’t find it, I googled it and neither of those items exist anymore which was hilarious.

So instead I just buy him burger rings and a sprite because Sprite tastes exactly the same right?

When I got back after getting the McDonald’s, I hand him the stuff and I told him those items were discounted for years. He actually laughed and said “fuck, mate. Im too old. Sorry for ya trouble” and I just said it was all cool and gave him the stuff.

Like bruh, what year are you in? xD