u/SWNMAZporvida

This shit is so good! It’s disappeared from my neighborhood(s) QT - where is it? It’s 101 fucking degrees out and I want a Horchata slush!

In the 90s before Karen’s were a thing, my sister had a bitch of a Karen neighbor. After many minor incidents (not moving the trash cans by noon, guests parking in the guest lot) I went to the magazine aisle at Walgreens’s and pulled out the return cards and sent her every thing you can imagine, at least 50. Good Housekeeping, Brides Today, National Geographic, Teen Beat, Fish & Stream, Psychology Today, Lowrider, Sports Illustrated, TV Guide, Crotchet, Readers Digest, Men’s Fitness, Vogue, Rolling Stone, Diabetes Cooking, Coin Collecting . . . I spaced it out over a year and would misspell her name or variations - like Susan, Suzanne, Susie etc. She put a note on her box “Mail only NO magazine”. I heard her screaming once. Another time we saw a pile of at least 20 magazines at the mailboxes. Don’t tell me where I can park and DON’T touch my car.