u/Still_Percentage_829

Blud really thinks he’s getting that championship

Tremble, you weaklings, the lotion is near

I’m king of the bedroom, the master is here.

I flex in the mirror, I’m ready to go

My hand starts moving, the pace starts to grow

I grip and I stroke with a singular aim

The wrist gets to work and it’s earning its name

I’m the Sultan of Stroke, the Duke of the Tug

The Baron of Boners, the Earl of the Slug

The Nuclear Masturbator, primed to ignite

One hand on the mission, one hell of a night

I rule on the mattress, I’m locked in the zone

One man, one hand, and a room of my own

The tension is rising, the finish is near

My wrist keeps on going, the target is clear

I’m building it up, I’m not stopping yet

One more little stroke and I’m ready to erupt

I’m gonna bust a nut, drop an atomic nut

I’m gonna bust a nut, let the whole thing erupt

I’m gonna bust a nut, then collapse in peace

My wrist hits the brakes and the stroking must cease

When will this end? When the pressure’s released

I came, I saw, I bust in peace

The stroking gets faster, the finish draws near

The grip gets more focused, the goal crystal clear

I’m locked in the motion, I’m deep in the flow

The more that I stroke, the closer I go

My wrist keeps on working, my arm’s getting sore

I’m giving this mission one minute more

The tension keeps building, I’m close to the peak

I’m ready to bust, my knees go weak

The tension is rising, the finish is near

My wrist keeps on going, the target is clear

I’m building it up, I’m not stopping yet

One more little stroke and I’m ready to erupt

I’m gonna bust a nut, drop an atomic nut

I’m gonna bust a nut, let the whole thing erupt

I’m gonna bust a nut, then collapse in peace

My wrist hits the brakes and the stroking must cease

When will this end? When the pressure’s released

I came, I saw, I bust in peace

The final strokes land, the climax is here

I’m giving it everything, shifting the gear

The atomic nut drops, the mission is done

My wrist takes a bow, and the battle is won

I sink to the mattress, completely deceased

The stroking is over, the hand’s been released

I stare at the ceiling, exhausted and pleased

I came, I saw, I bust in peace

Bust in peace

Bust in peace

The wrist takes a rest

Bust in peace

What happened:

https://youtube.com/shorts/XfOL6EdK3Oc?si=wRmEG5e3mIrRQDVi

It’s all over the screen

I don’t know what else happened, all I remember was that I was driving and PJ Harvey was there telling me where to go