u/SufficientPurple8194

Most are healthy but our heroes burn through fat like buy now pay later on a credit card.

Adam is perfect.

Anyone saying "but" or "no" will be blocked immediately. Thank you! /j

This is my third interpretive tier list. I think it’s pretty good.

Edits:

- Spiderman has to go in transportation of oil.

Comments:

- Hela would probably go for conquering what Loki has established. She would probably end up taking his thrown and ending up in the extraction tier at the top.

- The top 2 oil transporters can create portals to transport oil faster than an email. White Fox can NOT teleport but I figure she knows how to drive a truck damn good.

- Some oil transporters are there for security (even though no one is stealing unrefined barrels or trucks of oil cuz wtf are u gonna do with unrefined oil but I’m imagining security anyways)

- Invis is there because omg she’d be the god of loading up cruise tankers and trucks full of barrels. THEY’d still try to offer her minimum wage and chastise her if she stopped working for 0.02 seconds though. I know your value though, Sue. I know.

- Ya’ll don’t know the half of it but Starlords gadgets will come in clutch.

- Emma Frost and Tony Stark are not oil tycoon rich. Get over yourselves.

- The US bombed 200 Iranian school children and use “Nuclear weapons” as justification while the same president ordering this is the one who tore up the treaty which Iran followed to not develop any enriched uranium related technology.

- “I’ve looked a lot into how to discredit a conspiracy theory” - US Vice President

- The Pain Brothers 👊 THE GOOOOOATS. Also. Imagine Devil Dinosaur as their third. Give that a comic book but please don’t industry plant him.

- Ultron has bigger goals. Probably doesn’t include poisoning the planet. 🌍

- Venom with the Mr Fantastic teamup is just another level of crutch. Doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be able to get wiggly. It’s just funny how they simplify things for people.

- Bucky is like being a billionaire and getting subsidized by the government. I’m already not paying taxes and instead the government is paying ME taxes. Istg I can’t NOT admin on this guy. It’s so hard to fail at dominating. I feel bad for my enemies most the time. I’m getting donations from impoverished individuals while I have a full time staff catering to my needs. They’re spoon feeding me value.

- Ultron isn’t getting spoon fed value like Bucky but it is equally easy. There’s also a hefty ceiling on how much skill you can express. Even though he’s not getting Bucky levels of value there is nothing you can do to increase the value you are getting pretty low down on the staircase of skill. You bump ur head pretty quickly then everything is out of your hands cuz there’s nothing more you can do past what you’re already doing.

- Once you get past Blade everyone is pretty numb. You’re either getting subsidized (more value than the effort warrants and therefore less you need less effort) or you’re being spoon fed value (less effort needed).

- Adam is a little high following the mobility crutch buff. Put him below Storm or Magik.

My second interpretive tierlist.

- D tier is like they had investments or business impacted (regardless of how much they were impacted) and Banner probably got some studies defunded as whatever companies that were funding him cut costs either leading up to or following the crash. I lowkey feel worst about him cuz I’d like to see him get funding.

- The unfazed tier is my favorite. God of Limbo does not need your human currency. Black Cat isn’t unfazed because stealing is hard when everyone you’d be stealing from is also broke 😭

- S A and B tier are probably the most story wise cool storyline that could be drawn from. I also think seeing Emma Frost go from riches to rags would be a good Emma Frost story.

- Namor and Black Panther both equally could crash the global “trade” of vibranium.

- if we had Celestials adjacent characters present in the game this tier list would be a lot more interesting.

I’m really happy about this tier list.

Some heroes get things they don’t deserve. Some heroes don’t ever get what they deserve. Some get some of what they deserve but they don’t get enough.

- Adam 15% healing nerf. Not deserved.

- Adam getting his self rez nerfed because of the teamup that was then taken away and the self Rez nerf left the same. Not deserved.

- Luna self cleanse and more self heal. Not deserved.

- Starlord ult charge buff, magazine buff, and the other stuff. Not deserved.

- The Mr Fantastic nerfs lmao thanks Zhiyong. Not deserved.

- Iron Man nerf. Not deserved.

- Phoenix buff. Not deserved.

- Cyclops ult becoming unblockable. Wow Zhiyong. Not deserved.

- Elsa.

- Storm getting rain. Deserved BUT it’s a teamup? Base kit. Cmon China. She deserves better.

- Loki getting sniped anytime someone else has a busted ult 😭 (this is lowkey funny but China please stop joking with us. There are other ways to fulfill his hero fantasy other than making him take the blame for everything🫩)

Lots of people mad about Cyclops but I’d like to hear some stuff on the other heroes this time like Mantis… Moon Knight… Storm… Namor… Blade… Reed… Hela… Iron Fist… Ultron 💔… BP… Bucky… and the most severe Doctor Strange.

Not one person has mourned the lack of Masterful Mystic Arts in his kit with me. It’s a tragedy.

Also… a round of applause for the devs going above and beyond with Angela. While researching her comics and hearing from Angela connoisseurs… the devs were hitting every nail on the head. I looked deep for something they didn’t encapsulate and thought I had found it with the Ichors… but they even got those into her kit… forming her wing and her shield.

Dino encapsulates the big ahh dinosaur energy pretty easily. The laser is extra and possibly the bubble. Those additions make him NEAR exact and that’s okay. A tier is fine.

If Daredevil could hear the heartbeats pm of enemies to asses their adrenaline and how low on health they possibly are, that’d - honestly the fact that that’s all he can’t do probably justifies a “damn near exact” ranking.

Ultron what are you doing bro? 😭

Rodent… Moon Knight and Mantis should all be throwing hands.

Reed still can’t stretch his legs.

Hulk is still smash diffed by Iron Man laser.

Psylock isn’t ninja enough and perhaps should have more use of her telekinesis.

Cloak what happened to your invisibility… teleportation… and dimensional shield?

White Fox ult not being agile.

Loki astral projections being stationary. (Nah I don’t have a solution... it is what it is) F

Black Widow.

BP bro you’re not you. Walking like a clanker.