u/lostveggies

back for another 4 am breakfast cause i’m enjoying doing this every morning! today was horrid - went to bed at 10 pm, then woke up at 12:30 am and that’s it. i hate it 😩 ANYWAYSSS, here’s what im having this morning (love that everything is fucking beige and brown LMAOOO, on a napkin because i’m classy):

iced coffee with a splash of slate protein shake and a lil cold foam

two forkfuls of goodles parmesan mac & cheese

white choc chips & a few mini marshmallows

a few slim golden oreos

two spoons of coffee & donuts ice cream

and a hi-chew (didn’t end up eating the crackers cause i didn’t want them anymore lol)

okkkk see you in 24 hours for another one unless my body lets me get a little more rest, but doubtful. happy hump day 😛

a little late on sharing today, but up at 3:40 am and as usual couldn’t go back to sleep. took the dog out, did my typical routine, lollygagged a bit, and finally decided to make my bowl so, here’s what we have:

a few spoons of coffee & donut ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

a spoon of biscoff

garlic parmesan popcorn + 3 hippeas (that’s all that was left in the bag lmao)

mini marshmallows (though i actually dislike them but i have a whole bag i need to use)

1 hi-chew

a fiber one bar

and a 1/2 of my energy drink which i will finish once the sun rises!! OKAAYYY happy tuesday everyone and i’ll see ya again tomorrow for another one 😛🤍

a giant tour of my protein bar collection that has been reorganized (divided into categories of course)!!

order of the slides: quest stacks, barebell, nugo, grenade, miscellaneous, then birthday cake (cause i’m recording a taste test haha)

i’ll share reviews of specific ones to “proteinbarss” sub if you wanna see!! 🤍

can never sleep past 3-4 am, so i just get up, take my dog out to potty, then come in for a random concoction that i call breakfast before rotting the morning away 😻

today we have:
fiber one bar, golden oreo thins, a little slab of a protein brownie, vegan hippeas cheddar jalepeno puffs, some white chocolate chips and a little fruity pebbles bar, popcorn and the cherry on top… sour green apple energy drink (which i’ll finish once the sun has risen)

i’m lowkey thinking about posting these every morning haha

takes only a few minutes and is the perfect high protein sweet treat (bonus points for being a cold dessert for when i come in from the heat) ✨

frozen mango
greek yogurt (or whatever you prefer, can sub vegan)
maple syrup to sweeten
vanilla bean paste (if using a plain yogurt)
white chocolate chips
a little coconut oil
shredded coconut to top

just chop your frozen mango into smaller chunks, then add greek yogurt (just enough for it to hold its shape). spoon onto a sheet of parchment paper and freeze for maybe an hour or so, then melt down your white chocolate chips in the microwave with a touch of coconut oil. dip your clusters, sprinkle a little shredded coconut, and enjoy 🥭🤍

twas delicious and very chocolately!! featuring a chocolate cake with layers of marshmallow buttercream, chocolate ganache, and graham cracker crust 😋

takes only a few minutes and is the perfect high protein sweet treat (bonus points for being a cold dessert for when i come in from the heat) ✨

frozen mango
greek yogurt (or whatever you prefer, can sub vegan)
maple syrup to sweeten
vanilla bean paste (if using a plain yogurt)
white chocolate chips
a little coconut oil
shredded coconut to top

just chop your frozen mango into smaller chunks, then add greek yogurt (just enough for it to hold its shape). spoon onto a sheet of parchment paper and freeze for maybe an hour or so, then melt down your white chocolate chips in the microwave with a touch of coconut oil. dip your clusters, sprinkle a little shredded coconut, and enjoy 🥭🤍

i can’t fit the last of my protein bars in my drawer 😭😭 this should be a sign to STOP BUYING THEM!! but can’t stop, won’t stop 😌

*my issue is i feel like i can only eat the repeats and must save the “singles” or ones i only have one of. why is that a rule i have? i don’t even know

OKAY BUT IT WAS ON SALE SO COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED, RIGHT?? 👀👀

a protein shake for nutrition/health of course 😋

ignore the protein shake haha

yes, i still got the bent up can cause my store lowkey had not the best variety of flavors and i’ve surprisingly never had original 😛

i’ve been trying to reduce the amount of artificial sugar cause it’s making me so constipated and bloated (i was having an insane amount of SF caramels and jolly ranchers lmao), yet here we are 😭😭🤦‍♀️

i shouldn’t have even stepped into tjmaxx, but had time to pass lmao WOMP WOMP

i don’t eat at crumbl enough to know, but how on earth is a mini 3 pack $11.49 and then a 6 pack is only $4 more??? for three more cookies….

made it for my birthday because non-traditional birthday cakes HIT HARD!! here’s the recipe:

birthday cake cream: 360 ml heavy whipping cream COLD, 225 grams a little below room temp mascarpone, 65 grams granulated sugar, 1/2 tsp cake batter extract, 1/2 tsp vanilla bean paste

birthday cake coffee soaked ladyfingers: 1 cup of strongly brewed coffee or espresso, 1 cup of “funfetti” milk (milk with 1/4 tsp cake batter extract & 1/2 tsp vanilla bean paste) + 1 package of ladyfingers

very finely crushed dried strawberries (into a powder) and lots of sprinkles for decorating and assembly (unmeasured, just go with the flow)

to make, add the whipping cream to a mixing bowl and beat on medium speed with your mixer until soft peaks, then slowly add sugar and vanilla and continue to beat until stiff peaks. add mascarpone cheese and fold in until combined. Set aside.

lightly “soak” your ladyfingers quickly in the birthday cake espresso, then lay them in a single layer on the bottom of an 8×8'' or similar size pan. 

smooth half of the mascarpone mixture over the top, add some sprinkles, then another layer of dipped lady fingers, then smooth remaining mascarpone cream over the top before you refrigerate for at least 6 hours but preferably overnight! the next day, dust (with a fine mesh strainer) with the dried strawberries and more sprinkles!! ENJOY 🥳

made it for my birthday because non-traditional birthday cakes HIT HARD!! here’s the recipe:

birthday cake cream: 360 ml heavy whipping cream COLD, 225 grams a little below room temp mascarpone, 65 grams granulated sugar, 1/2 tsp cake batter extract, 1/2 tsp vanilla bean paste

birthday cake coffee soaked ladyfingers: 1 cup of strongly brewed coffee or espresso, 1 cup of “funfetti” milk (milk with 1/4 tsp cake batter extract & 1/2 tsp vanilla bean paste) + 1 package of ladyfingers

very finely crushed dried strawberries (into a powder) and lots of sprinkles for decorating and assembly (unmeasured, just go with the flow)

to make, add the whipping cream to a mixing bowl and beat on medium speed with your mixer until soft peaks, then slowly add sugar and vanilla and continue to beat until stiff peaks. add mascarpone cheese and fold in until combined. Set aside.

lightly “soak” your ladyfingers quickly in the birthday cake espresso, then lay them in a single layer on the bottom of an 8×8'' or similar size pan. 

smooth half of the mascarpone mixture over the top, add some sprinkles, then another layer of dipped lady fingers, then smooth remaining mascarpone cream over the top before you refrigerate for at least 6 hours but preferably overnight! the next day, dust (with a fine mesh strainer) with the dried strawberries and more sprinkles!! ENJOY 🥳

you get a “welcome home Bailey (the name of my golden)” cake!! s’mores cakes to reign in the summer 😝

no he couldn’t eat it, but i wanted him to be included so i made homemade apple dog treats which was actually the FIRST treat he ate!! he normally spits out the others, so maybe he could sense they were made with love 😻 love you Bailey and i can’t wait to spoil you even more!

peep him ZONKED while i was busy having a meltdown over the cake lmao

you get a “welcome home Bailey (the name of my golden)” cake!!

no he couldn’t eat it, but i wanted him to be included so i made homemade apple dog treats which was actually the FIRST treat he ate!! he normally spits out the others, so maybe he could sense they were made with love 😻 love you Bailey and i can’t wait to spoil you even more!

peep him ZONKED while i was busy having a meltdown over the cake lmao

you get a “welcome home Bailey (the name of my golden)” cake!!

no he couldn’t eat it, but i wanted him to be included so i made homemade apple dog treats which was actually the FIRST treat he ate!! he normally spits out the others, so maybe he could sense they were made with love 😻 love you Bailey and i can’t wait to spoil you even more!

peep him ZONKED while i was busy having a meltdown over the cake lmao