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Bringing this back since apparently it's trendy to be Haruposting
Pink is Italian and here's the evidence:
Pink has the ability to go into italics and as far as I'm aware, only Italians can do that. And just as further evidence, we do not see her ever perform a double jump, which means it's unlikely she's Brazilian.
Canon Aura: Single arc villain sharing the limelight with others. Fanon Aura: The main character
*Factory meme* "Huh, guess we're making Battlecruisers now"
Ticket gave me a Maldraxxus Dagger, so now I'm discovering a new "plain" Battlecruiser every turn.
The best description of the science in ONI:
Cartoon thermodynamics
What are some "untold stories" you would have been interested in seeing more about in the MG timeline?
I think there's plenty of glossed over things that you could flesh out, especially if you go Snakeless.
One thing I would've liked to see was more about Zero post-MGS3, especially more from his POV. We have a fair bit of info on his goings on on a high level, but there's a lot of fertile ground there to dive in deeper. He got into all sorts of stuff, but we mostly get told about it or experience it from a distance from Big Boss' point of view, which also mostly concerns the effects of what Zero is doing moreso than what he is actually doing.
In our latest installment of the hit TV show "Is Archimonde stupid?"
No wonder the nelves beat the Legion, when just shadowmelding in place fools one of their greatest leaders.
I will create a perfect French domain of cultural purity
I will create a France only for the French. When selecting a marriage partner my priority is not a strong alliance, nor collecting traits. The very first filter any candidate must pass through is whether they are French. If they are, I will then inspect their family tree. If their direct line has anything but French in it, they are disqualified. If they have close relatives who are not French, they lose points.
I will keep my family in line with an iron fist. Each newborn will be betrothed to a member of a pure French line. They will be married the moment they are of age. If they ever have extramarital affairs with a person who isn't of a pure French line, both parties and any possible children will be executed on the spot.
I will inspect my vassals to ensure they represent pure French lines. Armies will be raised to banish any who falter. If there is a lack of suitable candidates, new nobility will be raised from the French locals. All lands will naturally be converted to French to ensure the peasantry is pure.
I will answer any conversions or hybridizations with the harshest of measures. Anyone who steps out of line will be imprisoned and killed.
I will create a network of agents to keep an eye on any and all babies. As they grow, their physical appearance will be put under the greatest of scrutiny, and if there is even the slightest suspicion that they may secretly harbor non-French genes, they will be banished from my lands.
Couple of funny details about the Undead campaign finisher cinematic in RoC that I noticed while replaying it:
First is as Archimonde is waxing poetic. He starts by saying: "Let this scar signify the first blow against the mortal world." Then he pauses, throws in a 🤔, and then continues with a smug grin: "From this seal shall arise the doom of men..." So he was basically just full on riffing and didn't really know where he was going with what he was saying but then had a great idea and was very pleased with himself.
Second is as he starts playing with his sand castle, he looks at times kind of puzzled and definitely isn't doing the whole thing looking like it's something he's done many times before. So maybe he just invented the spell on the spot.
In other words, instead of seeing him as this super intimidating demon lord, you can alternatively just think of him as a goofball who's just trying his best! Give the cinematic a new watch with this point of view!
Pictures that cause people to feel irrational anger:
I have 6 slots. Except now I have 5.
I'm on a date and I need help
So I'm currently hiding in the bathroom here. We were out eating and then came over to her place. Well, I don't really want to get into all the details. I've already cleaned the floor as well as I can, but all my clothing below the waist is totally a lost cause. I need to figure out a) how to get all my things out of here (no window) and b) what to do about my winnie the pooh situation. She's pretty high class so I gotta be careful here. I think she plays Final Fantasy XIV so I thought maybe you people might have some idea on what sorts of distractions work.