u/NotaKobold16

Yo.

“Salt”

Remy: A rat with exceptional cooking skills

SCP 5031: a monster with 6 arms and skills greater than most chefs

Senshi: a dwarf that manages to make great food out of monsters

Tonio Trussardi: a stand user that can cook really good

They have 3 hours to cook the best meal they can. Gordon will judge them based on skills, flaws, and tastiness.

If needed, Remy can use linguini

SCP 5031 won’t disappear upon being looked at

Senshi can use monster parts if he wants to

Tonio doesn’t need his stand for this

For those who don’t know what SCP 5031 is:SCP-5031 ⁠- Yet Another Murder Monster

ᚽᛁ⸌⸌ˎ ᛍᛁ⸍ᛁ╵ᛁ⸜╵ ˎᛙ- ╮⸝ᛁ⸍.⸍ᚽᛁ╵ ᛁ╵ וᛁ ╮◟ˎŊ⸌⸝Ŋ╮⸝ᛍᛁ? ᚽˎ⸌⸍ ˎ⸜.

Alright, this should be the correct one.

*Ahem*

Hello Citizens of this place, my name is Myxal! I think I punched in the wrong coordinates on my inter dimensional travel system, and need time to refuel. Think I can stay for a while?

I promise I am not hostile.

Let’s say that before the Foundation could terminate her, she made it out of her cell. How long would she survive?

Aizawa bout to have a bigger headache than normal

Through unknown reasons, SCP-079 was teleported to Hell, and proceeded to research it's new environment. Some time later, 079 made it's way to Voxtek, where it would corrupt Vox and take control.

If this happened, SCP 079 would most likely gain control of of Hell, one ring after another. Since Vox has said that he can broadcast to the mortal world, SCP 079 would then gain control of humanity.

In short, everything is screwed.

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TIME LEFT: 24-30 hours.

(OOC, kinda starting an arc. best start preparing. Also, translate the binary.)

The Hellaverse is screwed 💀

considering SCP 079 is a highly intelligent and adaptive A.I, along with taking over Vox, 079 could take over Hell very easily.

1. Hal 9000
2. SCP 079
3. GlaDOS

Designation: 079.

“Cooo!”

*the entirety of pentagram city is in a different kind of chaos. buildings have been turned to candy, clouds that rain molten hot chocolate, a black hole that turns anything that comes close to it into a seagull, and bubbles that smell like farts.*

“This place was FAAAR too serious and bland. It needed a little… PiZaZz!”