u/Opereta_Platapus

Put yourself in Jaspers spot here. Your fused with Lapras,about to crush your enemies with a waterhand. Then,all of a sudden,your water hand snaps shut into a chain on your wrist,then one of your other,then your legs. You're own body both fighting and dragging itself into the ocean. Your other half says "Let's stay on thos miserable planet,FOREVER!" And then your dragged into the ocean...DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHY THAT IS NIGHTMARE FUEL?!

What im talking about is this "no need to scream,if ya ain't gotta MOOOOOOOUTH!" Was kinda pointless. Pomni was the only one with an actual "mouth". The others either didn't have a mouth at all (Kinger and Gangle) or had a flat surface mouth,one that was more so drawn on rather than really there. (Ragatha,Jax,Gangle) But whats weirder too me is how they all get scared by this. Y'all,be basically just stoll a sticker of yo figgin face

(Just too be clear this is really just a satire)

Everything in the fan community I've seen just shows Denki as a silly goober,a human phone charger,I get why,he is a silly goober. But wake up and smell the batteries ladies and Gentlemen Criminals! The first,most obvious danger of his quirk is the same thing a Tazer or a wall socket with kitchen wear can cause,painful electrocution. Just 120 volts is enough to burn you,50 thousand is a is you gettingdone likeva clown in Payday 2,the chair with a hat deals you 2 thousand a few times! Ya wanna know Denkis max out put? 2 MILLION,WITH A BIG FAT M! Everyone focuses on Denki himself but we're ignoring the fact he can kill you 2 HUNDRED TIMES OVER!! Yea I know ow he's silly,he gets all extra dumb when he deals that out,but does it really matter if the opponent is fried like a skeleton horse?

For those not in the know. A dex entry for Shiftry basic says it used to be a creature of the sky but was struck down by Arceus and has been the terrestrial Babayaga looking freak we know too this day. Now the scary thing. WHAT THE DUSTRORTION WORLD COULD THIS THING HAVE DONE THAT WAS SO DITTOING BAD THAT GOD HIMSELF HAD TO STEP DOWN AND INTERVENE??! I dunno if you know this,but God's are on some powerful drops,they don't just pop in for a visit whenever. So I ask again dear reader WHAT THE DITTO DID THIS THING DO?? And worse yet,what did it do that was stopped by taking its wings?? Clearly it's not as simple as stealing food or breaking stuff,it can do that just fine here. But what could it POSSIBLY DO that it needed to be able to fly for??

Ok look i couldn't find zn article,just a post ok? What you see here is all I got for him!

How did Zs'Skayr come back? Like seriously! He responsible like Donzo from Naruto a confirmed 3 TIMES! And he Maybach renowned after Ben made a mini star in his castle for all we know! Last I checked regeneration isn't on this guys rap sheet so how did he come bavk 3 (maybe 4) times??