u/TheGingerWeebGal

Rules:

• According to the leaks, Doomsday opens with an Incursion between Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man universe and the Fox X-Men universe. Beast creates a device capable of destroying Spider-man's universe, and an X-Men strike team crosses over to deploy it.
• For this challenge, Tobey knows the X-Men are coming to destroy his universe. His win condition is stopping them from successfully deploying or activating the device and either defeating, incapacitating, or otherwise forcing the X-Men to retreat.
• Assume Tobey is his current/post-No Way Home version, but otherwise only gets feats and abilities demonstrated by Maguire's Spider-Man. The X-Men get their Fox movie versions and feats.

Round 1: Spider-Man gets no prep. He encounters the X-Men as they're arriving with the device and has to figure out what they're doing while fighting them.

Round 2: Spider-Man gets 24 hours of prep and knows exactly who is coming, what their powers are, and that they're carrying a device intended to destroy his universe.

Round 3: Spider-Man gets one year of prep and is completely bloodlusted.

How the hell can Tobey pull this off?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Survey Scramble. The answers are very complex, and without a solid grasp of psychology, most of the answers will go over a typical jackboxxers head. There's also The Hosts's cheesy outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from cookie mastersons literature, for instance. Jackboxxers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these answers, to realize the answers to the survey aren't just a family feud knockoff, they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Survey Scramble truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the 'Toilet' response to 'Best Place to poop', which itself is a cryptic reference to Cookie Masterson's Russian epic 'You dont know jack' I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion trying to get a high scoring answer to Survey Scramble and failing. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Survey Scramble tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

(this is a shitpost reference to the rick and morty copypasta)

Do I tell the Fang-atic that they are now a real fang gu? do I say nothing because from their POV theyre the same role? do I tell them "your alignment has changed, you are now evil" ?