u/TheGingerWeebGal

DM allows BOTH 2024 and 2014 content. Starting level is level 3. Party comp otherwise is theres a Sorceress who loves hold person + silvery barbs if they pass the save. Theres also a ranger and a rogue. A clear powerful frontliner to capitalize on these hold persons is missing.

Round 1: Gameplay Kratos vs Gameplay Elden Ring

Round 2: Lore Kratos vs Lore Elden Ring

Round 3: Kratos vs Elden Ring (game)

• Kratos is given a PS5, a TV, a solar panel to power it, and a copy of Elden Ring, and a wired PS5 controller.
• He has to beat the game without breaking anything. If any equipment is broken and he cant repair it. He loses.

It’s about to be 2027, let’s be realistic here, everyone jacks it. And WOTC has added feature after feature to give advantage, proficency, general ways to increase Charisma Checks. Whether it be using perfume or using luck points, WOTC was clearly looking for ways to dodge the subject. But for DND 6e I hope their upfront with reality and their fans by adding a “jacking it” feature where you can think about any NPCs you know and and during a short rest jack it to them for advantage on the next skill check you made for them. It’s the 21st century WOTC we all do it.

Every time I ask why my 20 STR fighter can’t jump over a chair without three checks and a signed permission slip, my DM says, “Because realistic medieval men weren’t doing anime woman stuff.”

Okay. Then why do women get all the martial features?

Haste? That’s just Sailor Moon.

Zephyr Strike? That’s walking fast while angry.

Nondetection? Literally what every woman at the table uses when the DM starts describing her boobs.

Steel Wind Strike? That used to be a man hitting people with a sword. Then a woman did it once with eyeliner and now suddenly it’s “too sexy” for fighters.

My DM says martials can’t have cool abilities because “then they’d just be women with swords,” which is apparently bad?

Whenever I complain about this my DM declares I'm on my period and need to make a con save. And thats why I'm angry.