Where are you sitting? (Extremely confusing and random edition)

Where are you sitting? (Extremely confusing and random edition)

Lineup:

Row 1: seat 1, hela, yandere girl A (not interested in you

Row 2: nina the killer, seat 2, a celebrity of your choosing

Row 3: all of loona (they take up the whole row)

Row 4: seat 3, dr.helen cho, seat 4

Row 5: spiderman, seat 5, ishowspeed

Row 6: one mounds bar, seat 6, bag of mounds bars

Row 7: seat 7, robert irwin, a horse

Row 8: yandere girl B (interested in you) seat 9, seat 8

Row 9: dino nuggies with ketchup, your bestie, mozzarella sticks

Row 10: seat 10, an ipod, dairy queen blizzard

u/marina444is_online — 8 days ago
▲ 211 r/AskAChinese+1 crossposts

I really have no idea how to ask this but i need a meme translator🥹

I need somebody who speaks chinese to translate what this video says. Its obviously a shitpost video but after watching it ive gotten so curious and i need to know the full context. If anybody can help it would be a great thing. Thank you all in advance

u/jellyspreader — 8 days ago

Touch meme but i have basically no morality on my body

Imma be honest, i have like, no morality scaling on where im touched. Its only sensory issue stuff that constitutes the red zones. Bye 😛

u/marina444is_online — 26 days ago

(A vent in body text, also ig family issues TW?) My mom realizing that i am my own self with bodily autonomy and not a 15 year old newborn

Okay so vent time. Ive realized a lot about myself these past few days because ive fucked over my sleep schedule and stay up during the self reflection time of doom and despair (2-4 am) and ive realized that my mom might be some flavor of narcisist (maybe? Sorry if its bad to say that but idk what to call it :c). Shes always been a kind of helicopter mom that is very weird. She doesnt really let me have control over my own body [e.g. im only allowed to buy clothes she approoves of which look like baby clothes half the time, cant say "bad words" like "hate" or "ugly" yes im being serious i cant even say "hate" out loud bc she acts like i just said the nword, and most concerning of all she does not let me go outside] to be more clear on that last part, i am technically allowed in the backyard (not the front yard tho) but it dlesnt really have anything to do, since the swingset broke and the only other thing there is the washer and dryer. But besides that im not allowed to be outside the house at all. We live in a really safe street, i have a ton of stuff near the house (like 4 malls, a starbucks, fast food, all sorts of stuff) and i have a phone that i carry basically everywhere and would explode if i didnt have it. Yet she STILL insists im too little (literally omw to turning 16 🫩) to ever leave the house by myself. This wouldnt even be that much of a problem, that is if there was ANYONE i could have as a chaperone. But n0oºo°oOo°o⁰o she doesnt trust anybody to go with me. We live with my grandparents, but grandad works from 5 to 9 and grandma hasnt been able to walk properly in like 10 years, let alone drive me anywhere. We have a nanny (yes, my grown ass appearantly needs a nanny even tho ive been basically raising myself since i was 4) but she cant drive either and mom doesnt "trust" her enough. Im basically not allowed to leave the house until 7 or 8 pm when she gets home, and by then everything is closed. I know i probably sound like a spoiled lil brat (i am lowkey) but i dont know what else to think. Im not very good at explaining things, so ig i sound a bit annoying. I hate that im not allowed to be my own person. I think what happened is that she (mom) doesnt really.... get huzz 😭. Shes lowkey insufferable to be around, and i can tell even the few friends she has cant stand her anymore. Shes never dated after my dad and her split up (16 fucking years ago omg) and never had any kids after me. Also, my extended family is somehow worse, so she did pull herself together and cut them off. So the literal only things she has is my grandparents, her sister, and me. I think once she got pregnant with me, she realized that i wouldnt be like... a baby, for very long, and when i was born she tried everything to mold me into her like minion or sm? But the apple sometimes does fall far FAR from the tree, and i grew up to be pretty much the opposite from her (we have one 1 thing in common and that is that we love the enviornment). She didnt really know what to do after i stopped being a baby, so she just threw an ipad at me and hoped i didnt die, which suprise suprise has given me all sorts of problems!!! Idk if i could even explain all of them but ill start. Ive had problems involving my sexuality because im not allowed to express even the slightest of interest in anyone or anything, so to cope ive become an imaginary persona thats definitely too sexual for my age and have had since i was about 5 to 6 years old. Secondly, ive had a lot of violent thoughts because of not being allowed to express any negative emotions plus not being allowed outside tends to drive you mad (yeahhhh mom its not like isolation is considered a form of inhumane torture in most prisons or anything) oh and also being raised on jeff the killer fanfics isnt the best plan to not raise a violent person. Third, not my mental health, but my physical health too. I started boredom eating when i was about 4 and ive been trying to reverse the damage it has done to me ever since, but since im not allowed to go outside, i cant lose weight by excersising. A ton of other stuff too but thats the main stuff. I dont really blame her. I think she might be a narcisit but she just doesnt understand it yet. It really isnt her fault that she did this to me, but it still hurts that shes stolen not my childhood, but my teen years, which is something i really cant get back no matter how much i try. Its easy enough to heal your inner child, go to the playgroud, watch cartoons, eat candy, all kinds of stuff. But teenagehood is such a specific and time sensitive age that is so much harder to heal the neglect its been given. Idk anymore chat, any like advice or sm? :p

u/marina444is_online — 1 month ago

Im sorry but i have a very funny thing to say against the "anti ai=ableist" thing 😭

Ive seen a lot of AI pros say that ai is the only way people with disabilities can make art and i just have the funniest first hand experience to dismantle it. I have selective mutism and a kind of speaking problem which is to put simply, like dislexia but for your mouth (me no speak or think good sometimes, but i can use drawings or writing to still "say" stuff) and traditional art has been a thing i like for a while. I never got into using AI because when i did try the firat time, i COULDNT because my head wasnt able to form a coherent sentence that could make what i wanted. I would be like "okay computer.... uhhh... i want a uhhhh a kitty but.... like.... more meow?" And it would churn out some slop and i would go "what no, puter, make kitty more meow!!" And it just wouldnt get what i was trying to say. Ive been able to draw things by myself because i dont have to make it into words first because sometimes my brain just does not think in words and just shows me the drawing before i draw it. I guess you could say ai is too hard for me 😭😭😭

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u/marina444is_online — 1 month ago

I hate those weird ahh jazz AI covers they play in restaurants

Idk if anyone else has seen these before but AAAAAHHHHHHHH 👹👹👹👹 theyre these really creepy and sexy (?) AI covers of popular songs but like jazz version or sm

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u/marina444is_online — 2 months ago

I made a toy story OC cuz ig people are doing that now :)

[In case the pic is too hard to read srry]

Kara-Bling is a fashion doll toy from Bonnie's school that she accidentally took home and got thrown in with the rest of the toys. She used to belong to Sid's younger cousin who chewed off her hands and feet (kids am i right 🙃) so Sid after repenting for his toy amalgimations decided to melt down her hands and feet into little nubs so she wouldnt suffer (also an excuse to not draw hands bc thats hell). And the melting down left her now nubby hands more pinkish than the rest of her body.

Similar to Buzz, she believes that shes an actual person, but unlike the others, she actually wants to be a bad influence to Bonnie, her plan is to be such a bad toy that Bonnie's mom throws her away or gives her away, so she can go find the rest of her friends (Sid's fused toys) and get away from "that snotty toddler" Bonnie. She's actually the only toy that hates her new owner, but despite all that she gets along with the other toys pretty well.

I got the idea to make her because i saw tiktoks of people making OCs to ship with smarty pants from the new movie. She's inspired by the japanese dolls licca-chan, just more blinged out because shes more so a teenager toy than a baby toy (think bratz, monster high, etc) and shes kind of a bad influence to be around. I luv her and i hope yall love her too :3

u/marina444is_online — 2 months ago

I made this copypasta in case someone decides to post something dumb on the internet (that one "minor spelling error" meme)

—They're, their, and there

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-They're: abriviation of they are (they're riding a bike = they are riding a bike)

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-Their: belongs to them (that is their bike = the bike belongs to them, it is theirs)

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-There: pointing out a thing or place (locating: the bike is over there = the bike is at this location) (pointing out: there is a cat on the bike = a cat is on the bike)

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—people in a sentence

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-Speaker: the person talking and saying the sentence, usually yourself

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-Listener: can be another person, a group of people, or anything that the speaker is reffering or talking to

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-First person: the speaker reffering to themselves

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-Third person: the speaker reffering to the listener or someone else

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-Narrator: can sometimes be the speaker, but can also be a seperate entity that narrates actions or emotions

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-Audience: people that listen to the speaker and listener. Could be someone watching a play, tv show, reading a book, or listening to a podcast

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•

—Pronouns and uses in a sentence

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-I/me/my: first person pronouns. Used to refer to yourself (i like ice cream = the person that likes ice cream is myself)

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-You/your/yours: third person pronouns. Used to reffer to the listener (do you like ice cream? = the speaker asks the listener if they like ice cream)

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-She: third person female pronoun to reffer to the person (this is Casey, she likes ice ice cream too = casey likes ice cream)

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-Her/hers: third person female pronouns to reffer to something belonging to the person (that is her ice cream = the ice cream belongs to that person, not myself)

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-He: third person male pronoun to reffer to the person (Toby works at an ice cream shop, he can get us ice cream = toby works at an ice cream shop and can get us ice cream)

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-Him/his: third person male pronouns to reffer to something belonging to a person (that is his skateboard = the skateboard belongs to that person, not myself)

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-They: third person pronoun that can reffer to a male, a female, a group of people, or someone not male or female (casey and toby are friends, they went to the park = casey and toby are friends, casey and toby went to the park)

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-Them/their/theirs: third person pronouns that reffer to something belonging to someone other than the speaker (their skateboard is cool = the skateboard belongs to the person, it is cool)

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-It: third person pronoun reffering to animals, places, or objects (i have a clock, it ticks really loud = the clock ticks very loudly)

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-Its: third person pronoun reffering to something belonging to an animal, place, or object (my cat is playing with its kitten = my cat has a kitten and is playing with it)

[Also do not confuse with it's which is the abreviation of "it is"]

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-We/us/our/ours: group pronouns used for a group where the speaker is included (we need to explore the castle! = the speaker is in a group and wants the entire group, including themselves, to explore the castle)

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u/marina444is_online — 2 months ago

Education from me bc from what i've heard america doesn't have that anymore (aslo you could use this as a copypasta if someone misplaces their brain and says dumb bs)😔

—They're, their, and there

•

-They're: abriviation of they are (they're riding a bike = they are riding a bike)

•

-Their: belongs to them (that is their bike = the bike belongs to them, it is theirs)

•

-There: pointing out a thing or place (locating: the bike is over there = the bike is at this location) (pointing out: there is a cat on the bike = a cat is on the bike)

•

•

—people in a sentence

•

-Speaker: the person talking and saying the sentence, usually yourself

•

-Listener: can be another person, a group of people, or anything that the speaker is reffering or talking to

•

-First person: the speaker reffering to themselves

•

-Third person: the speaker reffering to the listener or someone else

•

-Narrator: can sometimes be the speaker, but can also be a seperate entity that narrates actions or emotions

•

-Audience: people that listen to the speaker and listener. Could be someone watching a play, tv show, reading a book, or listening to a podcast

•

•

—Pronouns and uses in a sentence

•

-I/me/my: first person pronouns. Used to refer to yourself (i like ice cream = the person that likes ice cream is myself)

•

-You/your/yours: third person pronouns. Used to reffer to the listener (do you like ice cream? = the speaker asks the listener if they like ice cream)

•

-She: third person female pronoun to reffer to the person (this is Casey, she likes ice ice cream too = casey likes ice cream)

•

-Her/hers: third person female pronouns to reffer to something belonging to the person (that is her ice cream = the ice cream belongs to that person, not myself)

•

-He: third person male pronoun to reffer to the person (Toby works at an ice cream shop, he can get us ice cream = toby works at an ice cream shop and can get us ice cream)

•

-Him/his: third person male pronouns to reffer to something belonging to a person (that is his skateboard = the skateboard belongs to that person, not myself)

•

-They: third person pronoun that can reffer to a male, a female, a group of people, or someone not male or female (casey and toby are friends, they went to the park = casey and toby are friends, casey and toby went to the park)

•

-Them/their/theirs: third person pronouns that reffer to something belonging to someone other than the speaker (their skateboard is cool = the skateboard belongs to the person, it is cool)

•

-It: third person pronoun reffering to animals, places, or objects (i have a clock, it ticks really loud = the clock ticks very loudly)

•

-Its: third person pronoun reffering to something belonging to an animal, place, or object (my cat is playing with its kitten = my cat has a kitten and is playing with it)

[Also do not confuse with it's which is the abreviation of "it is"]

•

-We/us/our/ours: group pronouns used for a group where the speaker is included (we need to explore the castle! = the speaker is in a group and wants the entire group, including themselves, to explore the castle)

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u/marina444is_online — 2 months ago