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TIFU by calling someone an a** on Reddit

Title pretty much sums it up. i was on bendy. Someone dm’d me making crazy accusations calling me names. I called them an ass. Pretty much instantly… Permanently banned on my other account. For saying they were an A** for doing this. Okay then. Bro was definitely a Matt Merola operative but we’ll save that story for another day, Battled in the coments, had some wars. A word here A word there. I can completely defend it tho cuz like they were being rude as h*ll for literal nothingness. I reported each and every1 of these redditors’ in good faith! Because getting somebody band for the word of a donkey is just absolutely fucked. I have a swearing problem. Cannot contain myself sometimes and i’m sorry but like, A word? A permanent ban? Really? Seems a little harsh don’t it? What is this the DPRK?

TL:DR: Was on bendy and called someone the a word and my reddit account was permanently banned forever.

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u/yunkosuku — 1 day ago

Matt The Man “Entity”

So i’ve been posting about Matt for a long time now. People in my life have tried to tell me he doesn’t exist, saying that i made up this “Entity” that was following me that goes by Matt The Man or Matt Merola or Matt The Assassin or “Never” he laces people with an experimental substance called bendy that makes you see in black and white for 16 hours. He’s been harassing me for so many years now and if you look through my post history there’s quite clear physical evidence of his existence, sadly, a lot of people both irl and online have tried to convince me Matt is a supernatural entity that haunts me. I don’t buy it, there’s no clear evidence that Matt is anything supernatural rather than just a scumbag that drugs unsuspecting “friends” and beats women.

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u/yunkosuku — 1 day ago

Matt Merola’s Cigarettes

My friend Matt Merola lended me a pack weeks ago, was compiling evidence against him, finally brave enough to post this one a week after it happened, I usually post most about his shennagons at once so i can post in parts of all the evidence. Basically Matt had the nickname “Never” because he insisted he “Never stopped grinding” He would say that a lot like it was his catchphrase. So everyone called him “Never” He insisted they were regular normal cigs. He was known to put things inside things. He recently developed a liquid version of “Bendy” where it was like a liquid syrup similar to black ink. All of the cigarettes had this ink on them in the pack, i broke some apart and saw there was a black ink tar like substance in them i’m pretty sure he was lacing them with bendy. Have any of you ever tried wet cigarettes laced with Bendy? Is it smokable? What happened to you? Are these ok?

u/yunkosuku — 1 day ago
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Smoke Shop Employee Gave Me 3D Printed Vape for free

So a super frustrating thing happened the other day when i went down to my local Delta 8 Smoke Shop and i told the guy i wanted Delta 8. He kept trying to push me this Delta 7 shit and when i ask him how it’s made and what the deal is with it i hear a loud machine behind him beeping and making/printing/faxxing noises. He keeps telling me to calm down and behave and keep composed when i ask him what the sound is over and over again. He keeps interrupting me telling me Delta 7 is grown locally. When i keep asking what that sound is he assures me it’s “nothing” Yet, In the background behind him, i very CLEARLY see an image of weed vape pen being fed into a machine. I started screaming at him about how the vape and (the substance inside) are obviously 3D printed substances and i JUST SAW him do it. Right in front of me. He apologized and gave it to me for free. Is it safe to vape this? I have no idea what could be inside of the cartridge considering it was entirely 3D printed the substance inside the pen is made out of digital particles. No idea what happens if i consume this but thought maybe these 3D printed ones were a trend others might know about.! Anyone ever had a 3D printed vape pen before?

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u/yunkosuku — 2 days ago

They had Squidward fending for his life like a Dollar General Employee

Anyone ever notice this about Spongebob’s show? Squidward is the only Cashier. Kind of like Dollar General. Do you think Krabs was his equivalent of a Key Carrier? 😂 🤔 💭 ❓ Do you think he had to have Krabs void out an extra Krabby Patty or Kelp Shake??? 😂 I used to have a friend that did something terrible at one of his local establishments. He basically committed a horrific local crime against congregated people and was admitted to a crazy person place. 1 day before he Did It he showed me a YouTube video he was making… It was kind of like a YouTube Poop but squidward woke up in my friends room and he was wearing a black t shirt and jeans rather than his uniform. I remembered thinking this was weird because a distinct feature of Squidward is that he doesn’t wear pants. Unlike Sponge. Squidward was screaming in his room wearing a Black T-Shirt and Jeans. He was freaking out that he had to go to work at Dollar General and when he calls the Key Carrier over he loses his mind and goes on a rampage. Then my friend… Well he did something similar which kind of takes away from the joke for me but i still like the original meme.

u/yunkosuku — 2 days ago

Jeffy Puppets at the mall in Florida

Have y’all seen how much they selling them for tho? 😭 When i first went to This Mall i forgot the name of the jeffy puppets were $59.99. Mine always end up getting destroyed one way or another. Bought two back then with my savings from christmas birthday swallday and Lakkabi all the olidays i would get a jeffy puppit. Next thing i know 1 is lost from when i was a child and 1 is destroyed by me or others. So i get a new one. Guy insisted he had me on the $90. Even tho the sign said 59.99 Old one had a n ability to leak ink? New one is lackin 😂 It don’t do shit but lay around and don’t even have a strang to pulll. Got the girl jeffy puppet once for $120 there with more savings that has spiders inside that are harmless. All destroyed. Next time i go to the mall…? $169.99… For a jeffry puppy. Are you kidding me? Next time i go tot he mall after more destruction. $229.99 For a single jeffy puppet. WTF? What is this inflation on jeffy puppets at Florida malls and why do they keep going up? Is it because of all the destruction of them making them more rare? Most kids who buy Jeffy seem to be violent or afraid. Or chaotic.

u/yunkosuku — 18 days ago

Who remembers LISA: Bendy

Having trouble finding this old lost meme fangame that was made by Matt Merola where It was like modded Painful but Bread was basically on an experimental drug developed by the creator Matt Merola who self inserted himself as the main villain into the fangame. Basically it was a repaint of painful where instead of Buzzo and the Joy Boys you were harassed by Bendy and Lost Ones and the whole world was in black and white and there was black spots floating everywhere because you were on Bendy which is actually also a real substance that Matt Merola made and got arrested for because it combined a bunch of crazy stuff including fingolomid. So that you could see black and white irl and black spots but he put it in the game too. The music would get cartoonishly Helish whenever you took tha Bendy which replaced Joy. There was a scene added to it where you go into a decayed mall called the Mall of Ink and they were selling Jeffy puppets that leaked ink. I played it once when i was younger in my gramma’s hose before she kicked me out. I haven’t been able to find an itch.io upload of it or anything since then. Seemingly a Fan-Game That is Lost-Media.

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u/yunkosuku — 18 days ago

Pretty sure this guy is pretending to be my friend Matt Merola

So there’s this account on reddit called u/One_Drummer4606 that claims he’s Matt Merola, the guy who got me addicted to Bendy with Fingolimod in it so now i’m constantly seeing in black and white, he says all this shit but i think he’s pretending to be Matt Merola because the in n out that he worked at was in Lakewood and not Miami so it seems like he doesn’t have his Matt Merola facts straight and he made a post saying i’m harassing him

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u/yunkosuku — 24 days ago

My nephew who has a Benjamin Netanhyu Steam profile pic is haunted by demons

So like yea im pretty sure hes demons inside of him because he got picked up from the airport today and hes young and not that bright but everyone acts different when hes around and he just forces them to play counter strike all the time> i dont know what to do about him because hes obviously haunted inside and brings demonic energy with him when hes strolling through he tried to get my girlfriend to go into a blood fountain with him to recreate some sort of ritualistic photo. On a certain moon... What should i do about him

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u/yunkosuku — 26 days ago

my neighbor thinks hes a content creator

So basically my neighbor whos addicted to bendy posted this to his instagram story because he posts about an experimental thing he takes from a bottle his friend made called “Bendy” all day his brain is lowkey a little bit cooked 😂 Think nitrous if cartoons were real. That’s what he’s on. So from all his bendy and fingolimod posts and talking about how they make him see in black and white, he made 13 cents on the app i guess is what i’m seeing? Idk i never use the app so im so unfamiliar but he thinks he’s a content creator now. over 13 cents. Just get a fucking life already bruh that’s so embarsssing 😂

u/yunkosuku — 26 days ago

momos were served black

Yes, i was on a bendy rager, Teah at the time i thhought they were made of ink so i didnt realize they were actually black when i was seeing in black and white, i looked back when i was watching hello neighbor videos at my lunch break and saw they were actually fuckjing black witrh orange onions. anyone else ever been served black food before or black nepalese dumplings? used to happen to me and my buddy matt merola a looot

u/yunkosuku — 26 days ago

me and my friend matt merola are finally clean off fingolomid

One day in the summer i was approached by the guy in the picture called Matt Merola, we got along easily due to our mutual interest of the game Bendy and the Ink Machine, Matt told me he’s been working on a new experiment and he showed me the prototype for the Bendy pill he was working on that would make you feel like you’re in bendy and the ink machine or see the bendy world, the drug was a combination of pre existing drugs in higher quantities like benadryl and fingolomid but he wouldn’t ever give me the full ingredients, fast forward to the near current time, both of us have realized the most appealing side effect is how the fingolimod lets you see in black and white. We were every day users of fingolimod for at least 6 months before matt started throwing up gray shit. We decided to get off the fingolimod today at our shared apartment and are keeping each other in check and accountable that neither one of us will be trying to see in black and white or hallucinate Lost Ones. We’ve been trying to watch filthina pig or her movie diary of a necro piggy but it’s a lot harder without the fingolimod, both of us have come close to relapsing but have stayed strong. We have a box there you can’t open it past three weeks with the fingolimod locked up in it with the password “Piggy” being the only way to get into it, we keep a small mallet near by in case things get hairy tho

u/yunkosuku — 26 days ago

my dad became an upsetting intolerable woman named filthina pig

So, when my dad was young he used to dress up as a pig lady for his friends family and neighbors to laugh at, he would dance around and he would have pig features. Everybody in my family had a habit of chewing on steel rool pads because of the prescribed fingolomoid to every single one of my family members for a blood disease that runs in the family. So we were constantly seeing in black and white, my mom thought my dad was eating chocolate but when we gained color back after a break from the fingolomoid that not only is our dad around bowls of shit just playing with them and recording them but hes EATING THEM ON LIVE like you can look this shit up. filthina pig, filthina pig diary of a necro piggy. Whatever. This is the mf that used to feed me steel rool until my gums bled. But yeah if any of yall have seen filthina pig in reels or anything recently since shes been blowing up thats her backstory k bai <3

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u/yunkosuku — 26 days ago

what should i do if my friend matt’s dog bit me

So turns out my friend matt’s dog bit me while running at me in his backyard while we were both recreationally tripping on bendy, found out his dawg has been gettting into his finglomid stash and that’s why the dog has been drooling a purplish color. We were seeing in black and white so idk can’t b bothered but i felt super disoriented after getting bitten and tried to get matt to calm down but he was throwing up that gray shit you throw up on fingolomid. Will the dog be fine should i be mad at matt or look after the doug instead for good

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u/yunkosuku — 26 days ago

my dad became an upsetting intolerable woman named filthina pig

So, when my dad was young he used to dress up as a pig lady for his friends family and neighbors to laugh at, he would dance around and he would have pig features. Everybody in my family had a habit of chewing on steel rool pads because of the prescribed fingolomoid to every single one of my family members for a blood disease that runs in the family. So we were constantly seeing in black and white, my mom thought my dad was eating chocolate but when we gained color back after a break from the fingolomoid that not only is our dad around bowls of shit just playing with them and recording them but hes EATING THEM ON LIVE like you can look this shit up. filthina pig, filthina pig diary of a necro piggy. Whatever. This is the mf that used to feed me steel rool until my gums bled. But yeah if any of yall have seen filthina pig in reels or anything recently since shes been blowing up thats her backstory k bai <3

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u/yunkosuku — 26 days ago

steel rool with powdered fingolomid

so, my dad and sometimes my mom and occasionally my stepfather and grandfather used to serve me this (i know really weird) snack but actually we were on episode 9 of the third season of my strange addictions, basically my family members all are lacking in a specific enzyme you can only get from steel rool. So their blood is lacking in this so they have always sucked on steel rool pads; My mom used to give us fingolomoid before bed to calm us down. She said that seeing in black and white would make things more relaxing and like an old garloon, and that the black specks were little baby dust angels who would protect us. So whenever we were running late to helping school we would be offered a pad of steel rool marinated in water then squeezed dry so the rust and soap can run clean through them then they were dusted with crushed fingolomoid like little trophies :)

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u/yunkosuku — 26 days ago

spilled my bendy

the other day i accidentally spilled my bendy. (I know i know. irresponsible) Well basically im a teacher for 2nd graders and sometimes i wear a dress with a pouch in the chest that my children call the kangaroo dress. So, i was attending a Gabriel Simpson launching party for my school. And i have ben struggling with bendy abuse for the longest while now. I think the fingolimod in it is what makes it so addicting. Well the room was black and white with black spots flying everywhere so i was tripping around and spilled my bendy bottle into the entire punch bowl. I had an irrational reaction. And im really ashamed of it. So i started throwing shit, like actually destroying the platters of food and all of the punch bowls thinking which one went wrong. next thing i know theres 19 kids behind me drinking punch and now all of them are on fucking bendy with fingolomid. Yikes. How do i explained this to their parents? Now that theyre all seeing in black and white? I was actually throwing a fit over the lost bendy instead of keeping an eye on those YNs so i guess it serves me right.

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u/yunkosuku — 26 days ago

DAE: Floss with steel rool

When i was like super super pour i used to have to be made to do something by my dad whenever i was in the bathroom. There was a floss shortage in 2011 because apparently the wax that they put on the string is made of Fingolomid and apparently that drug is used for Wor 1 time im prushing my teeeth and i go for the flosser to realize we have none. MY dad smiles with his teeth out and i can see nothing but a mouth full of brown wire. He said "Steel rool sun, you know what its best for" and he shoved a steel rool pad into my mouth. I was crying and yelling at the top of my lunks that i even tried to use Comet bleach and Dawn dish soap to wash out my mouth., Nowadays though whenever i try to use a flosser i find myself missing the taste of rust, blood, and soap, So. I always default to plucking off little steel rool string off the pad when im done eating, and then i use it to floss no matter what hapens. Im not afraid.

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u/yunkosuku — 26 days ago

Lost my Old Ones Jeffy Puppet

So i got one of those $89.99 well the sign said 60 dollars but the guy insisted he "Had me on the 90" so i got this disturbing Jeffy puppets one of the first ones on a trip to the florida mall. I saw the jeffy puppit stand when i was little and got so obsessed. Problem is when i grew up to 16 i started abusing a pill my friend showed me called Bendy with Fingolomid in it that made you see in black and white and see floating black specks. I was freaking out on bendy and threw my jeffy puppet out the window because i said "It looks and stinks of leaking ink" and i could literally see ink coming out of his nose holes where the pencils were and there was cartoon music playing like from bendy and the ink machine, MY friend had been developing thispill for awhile surrounding bendy and the ink machine but he NEVER said anything about it changing jeffy or affecting anything relating to the mall or super mario logan. So i tried to get a new Jeffy Puppet but they were $139 at the mall now and they only had the girl jeffy with the spiders inside. So i got the regular flavored one again but he doesnt smell the same or even leak ink and honestly it was a charm of the old one that i miss. Im still addicted to bendy so i'm abusing it every day and this jeffy has no smell or charm to it and doesnt even leak ink. The old jeffy when i was on Bendy reminded me of one of the Old Ones from bendy and the ink machine,

u/yunkosuku — 29 days ago

Anyone remember this abandoned mall of Ink formerly known as Merle Hay Mall but the name was changed to Mall of Ink 1 year before it closed

So this is a mall in Iowa that used to have an Ink store and the guy that worked there one time convinced me to try a pill he was making that was an experimental combination of already existing substances including Fingolomid (to make you see in black and white and make you see floating black spots) I remember i tried the pill one time when i was buying high quality quill ink from him and when i went across the street i saw 2 stores i dont remember seeing before while on this pill he called "Bendy" I saw The Rabbit's Taquito Hutch and i saw a Filthina Pig store and i just remember looking at the pig noses in that store and Fred Riesch shirts and i remember seeing an ad for a movie called The Search For Friend Riesch posted up when the mall used to be really busy. Swear to god they were the best taqutios ever had please someone tell me they remember this playce

u/yunkosuku — 29 days ago