
Hes a cheater
I think my boyfriend is a cheater.
He literally left a tip for the waitress! I know it was because he wanted to give her his actual tiny tip.
And one time we were watching a movie and nudity came on the screen!!! We had a two hour argument over it! I don't care if it's a rated R horror movie and who cares if I was the one that picked the movie? He shouldn't have been looking!
And the worst thing he has done is ask me to try different spicy things with him. Where did you come up with these ideas sir?
I know that I'm the reason family functions are awkard because of the things I did with his male family members but that doesn't give him the right to do this.
Food: egg sandwich or something. He gave it to me and I couldn't eat it because I was thinking of all the places his mouth has been. I had to tear it up with my hands.