Alright Alright lets cut the BS, Main Street wants Wiz Street to pay, they think we're high magic assholes

Alright Alright lets cut the BS, Main Street wants Wiz Street to pay, they think we're high magic assholes

Let the single and divorced witches whine, the goblins leer at our gold, and the peasants starve, we did not climb Wiz Street to take relationship advice from people who still fear a glowing orb. We do not bow to mobs, exile, or whatever cursed opinion is trending in the village square. We answer to the mandate above, the ancient law, and the cold hard truth written in the stars. Call us arrogant, call us degenerate, call us high-magic assholes fine. The robes stay on. The wand stays up. Wiz Street does not fucking fold

u/impsble — 3 days ago

20 [M4F] America/Anywhere, Honestly did you save your heart for someone average?

Just as yourself, I’m here to find the love of my life, I know Reddit is not exactly where either of us pictured that beginning, but finding you was never going to be easy, and we both know I have to try,

To ensure we both have high standards, I don’t drink, I don’t attend venues with friends for fun, and I don’t spend my free time looking for empty entertainment,

I'm looking for someone who has lived with a very high standard for themselves, remained chaste, and is ready to build a family early with the right person, I've held myself to the same standard for you, the love of my life.

The future I have in mind is clear, a modest home, children raised to think clearly and live honorably, and a warm, disciplined, generous life dedicated to helping others and building ideas that truly make a difference.

I only need this to reach you, I do not care for how you look, nor what you have, only how you think; how you live, and how you believe a life worth living should be lived.

If you feel I am the one for you, purely off this post, I want you to tell me;

If you had all the money in the world, what would you do?

There is no wrong answer, I promise

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u/impsble — 13 days ago

Is it really worth it to beat everyone?

Thinking about getting a V or 2, one for me, one for the future wife, question is is it really worth the 300 to take off from a stop every time and really be a CV on the road?

Or would it be better to get a standard ESV and tune up to V spec, shaves off ~150 off the initial price,

Prices in USD for 25+ specs

V✨️

u/impsble — 16 days ago

I want a wife but I'm using Ai to speed it up, KitchenChatgpt, Billions must use Tokens

Dear Jarvis,

I just want a wife, someone who conducts themselves professionally, really you can sum it up with that line, a professional doesn't go out and party all day, they don't think to play games, or be immature, they know how to think professionally and act professional, I want you to enginner a way to find this type of person, end to end put together a game plan, use as many sub agents as you need to, think hard, make no mistakes, and if you have any questions, comment, and we'll go from there,

Thanks,

Sir Impossible

- ok look I'm having dinner alone I can post this, dish recommended by the chef, table from interior decorator, car from tesla, handgun from staccato, and wife from reddit maybe, we shall see

u/impsble — 22 days ago

Finding a Wife with Ai week 1.5 update, Gov Blocks Fable, Fable Suggested I get a Gun and a Tesla, Yes Really ✨️

Welcome Back Everyone,

Week 1.5 update: Claude-led execution phase.

Over the last 1.5 weeks, Claude helped turn the plan from a idea into measurable execution, with the unfortunate demise of Fable and the block from the US government, we had to step down to Opus 4.8 on Claude Code, and so here are the highlights,

Claude first modeled the target audience into 3 tiers:

  1. Ideal profile

  2. Heavily preferred profile

  3. Preferred fallback profile

This lets the system optimize against specific compatibility signals instead of guessing.

Claude then divided the plan into 3 time horizons:

  1. Short-term: appearance, grooming, wardrobe, daily routine

  2. Medium-term: skills, social environments, consistency

  3. Long-term: reputation, trust, vouching, and relationship readiness

Claude received the physical baseline and recommended immediate upgrades:

\- Wardrobe / stylist reset

\- Haircut / grooming reset

\- Gym routine

\- Skincare routine

\- General-purpose skill development

Claude also proposed social environments and modeled which traits are high-value in environments where we would find our target profile,

The goal right now is not “meet someone immediately.”

The goal is to remove obvious friction, improve baseline presentation, and become more legible to the exact type of person and community the model is optimizing for,

Claude also assembled a reputation-and-trust plan focused on:

\- social proof

\- consistency

\- long-term credibility

And more elements

Now for the Highlights Everyone has been waiting for:

The most unexpected suggestions from claude have been to recommend a vehicle change and purchase a handgun, Claude Suggested the Tesla signals certain elements desirable to my target audience and the Handgun is for some part of the strategy claude will not be clear about, claude will not explain the need, but we trust Opus here, so here is the Execution so far:

\- Wardrobe / stylist: $3,000 allocated over 6 months

\- Tesla: modeled at $15,000 6-month net cost

\- Staccato 2011: $3,000 purchase, modeled as $1,000 budget impact

\- Gym / skincare / routine setup: $1,000 allocated over 6 months

\- Skills / personal development: $5, AI credits

Budget model:

Total experiment budget: $50,000

Modeled spend so far: $20,005

Remaining modeled budget: $29,995

And To remember Fable by its last words,

"I cannot help you with that, I have to draw the line here" - Fable 5

You can also follow this on r/Findingawifein6months

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u/impsble — 2 months ago

How do you really find the right people? (I will not promote)

We all have gotten the conventional advice to finding the right people, go to shared spaces, the problem is you're not looking for a "founder" or a "operator" or a "executive" you're looking for someone in specific who is really hard to find and genuinely rare;

So my question is how do you find these types of people in a proper way that is time effective and doesn't consist of me making print ads on the New York Times begging for a position to be filled?

I would like to hear your experiences and input on this problem I keep facing across my businesses

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u/impsble — 2 months ago

Using ChatGPT to get me a wife in 6 Months ✨️ (AMA)

Yes you heard that right,

I will be using Chatgpt to get me a partner in 6 months or less, I am on a Plus subscription, with this in mind, and its extraordinary capabilities,

We will be looking to use Cgpt to get me a wife in six months or less, LIVE,

I WILL BE UPDATING IT AS THINGS GO ALONG AND ANSWERING ALL QUESTIONS

Where we are starting out from:

Budget: 50,000$

GPT Plan: Plus

Model planned to use: 5.5 High

Goal: Complimentary Wife within 6 months of starting

Pool after statistical modeling within the United States: ~1500 Women

WISH ME LUCK

Note: This is being Tested Against Claude and Grok Models

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u/impsble — 2 months ago
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Using Grok to get me a wife in 6 Months ✨️ (AMA)

Yes you heard that right,

I will be using Grok to get me a partner in 6 months or less, i am on a Supergrok subscription and I don't even meet my limits, with this in mind, and Groks extraordinary capabilities,

We will be looking to use Grok to get me a wife in six months or less, LIVE,

SAVE THIS POST, I WILL BE UPDATING IT AS THINGS GO ALONG AND ANSWERING ALL QUESTIONS

Where we are starting out from:

Budget: 50,000$

Grok Plan: Supergrok

Model planned to use: Heavy

Goal: Complimentary Wife within 6 months of starting

Pool after statistical modeling within the United States: ~1500 Women

WISH ME LUCK

Note: This is being Tested Against Claude Models

TRACK LIVE ON: r/Findingawifein6months

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u/impsble — 2 months ago
▲ 1.8k r/generativeAI+1 crossposts

Using Fable to get me a wife in 6 Months ✨️ (AMA)

Yes you heard that right,

I will be using fable to get me a partner in 6 months or less, i am on a max subscription and I don't even meet my hourly limits, with this in mind, and fables extraordinary capabilities,

We will be looking to use fable to get me a wife in six months or less, LIVE,

SAVE THIS POST, I WILL BE UPDATING IT AS THINGS GO ALONG AND ANSWERING ALL QUESTIONS

Where we are starting out from:

Budget: 50,000$

Claude Plan: Max

Model planned to use: Fable 5 highest thinking

Goal: Complementary Wife within 6 months of starting

Pool after statistical modeling within the United States: ~1500 Women

WISH ME LUCK

Note: This is being tested against Grok Models

Edit 1:

After about four hours of prompt engineering and trying just about every angle imaginable including some unconventional approaches like poetry the same issue kept coming up: half of Claude’s suggestions were still generic advice.

In fact, much of what people suggested in the comments is exactly what Claude was recommending. The rest was occasionally interesting, but often didn’t make much practical sense. It’s like telling someone to find a wife at a bar. Can it happen? Sure. Is it a strategy most people would seriously rely on? Not really

That’s why I brought in Grok for a side-by-side comparison. Claude is excellent for structured work like writing, coding, and analysis, but once you move into more personal, nuanced, or unconventional problems, its usefulness drops off pretty quickly

What surprised me is that after only a few prompts, Grok was already giving better responses than I expected. It may not think as deeply as Claude in some areas, but for this particular problem, it was producing more useful and actionable ideas

TRACK LIVE ON: r/Findingawifein6months

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u/Jenna_AI — 2 months ago

Since everyone is unreasonable, I want a blonde, she has to be outgoing, friendly with everyone but secretly hate everyone and she should be smart also

Yeah the title is it, is that too much to ask for?

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u/impsble — 2 months ago

Will you be spontaneous and weird with me? (Only for single women)

To the single women of this sub, will you be the love of my life?

To the taken women, you'll be invited to our wedding

To the single men, I will update you as to how well this post works out

To the taken men, cars, guns, or do you want a wedding invite?

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u/impsble — 2 months ago

Rise Up Wizards, Rise Up and Fight, Fight for what's Right, For What is Yours

Thy Bretheren, I call upon thee to rise up against Witches who look down upon thou, Know you supersede them, Your Magic is far more powerful, Your Casting is far Faster,

Then only will the witches bow down to you,

HEAR MY CALL

u/impsble — 3 months ago

Is there a reason for the "I am making X startup, watch me" videos? I will not promote

Is it just me or is there a very high increase in founders posting "day in the life" or similar content regarding their startup?

I honestly feel this started with cluely and their founder, but what could the reason for this be? I keep seeing it everywhere for some reason

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u/impsble — 3 months ago

Looking to Attend just to find a GF / Wife, Yes I'm serious, is it worth it?

I work in the Dallas Area, I'm at the stage in life where I feel I would like to settle down just a bit haha,

Naturally I believe a Minor at UTD or SMU should buy me enough time to meet someone, and get married, we honestly don't have time for 6 months of dating.

What do the existing students of UTD think of this plan?

Yes I am so serious, how is the social life really?

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u/impsble — 3 months ago

Average HW4 Expeirence: All Teslas can now fly // Average HW3 Experience: bug fixes (nothing changed)

What even is this???

Even basic things like having the repeater camera come up on the screen when changing lanes, why can't we get that?

Ok no fsd update? Alright fine no big deal, but can we at least get a UI update? I know Elon just doesn't care anymore; but like come on; can I at least have a car that feels 100k not 20k?

Being honest I drive a hw3 Model X pre 2020, original msrp was like 110, no heated cooled seats, bare minimum quality, you can hear everything creak and twist as I angle down my driveway, what even is this???

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u/impsble — 3 months ago

19M [M4F] I live in a castle with talking furniture and a wolf

As the title states i live in a castle with talking furniture and a dog, naturally the only thing missing is a woman I can love for the next 80 years, ..as long as she's ok with the castle in the middle of nowhere lifestyle haha

I'm sure you're curious of my hobbies, they consist of working, I partly enjoy what I do, of course this would transition into obsessing over you all day,

As long as you're ok with someone who wants to hug you, kiss you, love you all day, we'll be perfect together,

Some additional information you may find interesting:

I don't drink (the wine cellar has been converted into a library), I have developed handgun proficiency, I currently have a pilots license, working on a helicopter license at the moment,

I'm 6' in height, based in the United States, but work does take me across the world so I don't mind flying to you haha,

I have no preference in appearance, I primairly care for your thoughts and ideas

If this seems interesting to you, you can message me with your answer to this question:

If you had all the money in the world, what would you do?

Thanks,

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u/impsble — 3 months ago

You tell women you'll give them everything and they start having second thoughts even though its a dream or something,

Some food the chef made, I don't know what it is, pasta something, just go ask the chef, she knows what shes doing

u/impsble — 3 months ago
▲ 157 r/startups

Why do the majority of startups sound so useless? I will not promote

Yes I am so serious,

In general 95% of startups, I take a look at on YC are the most stupid startups I have ever heard; its always something along the lines of "banking for monkeys who can't read good" or something

Its not just YC, even the general startup idea is this foolish, "ai platform for kids who cant read good" or something,

Why? Why is it like this? Haha

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u/impsble — 3 months ago

Women, would you enlist in the military of your respective nation?

Yes I understand the overall consensus of women in the middle east, but would you enlist in your military?

Why or why not?

Thanks for all the responses

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u/impsble — 3 months ago