"AI turned me into a newt"
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"AI turned me into a newt"

I'm not even sure how that would work on a practical level. There's a physical valve between the property and the water line running along the street. Usually, an actual human being comes along with a "key" to close the valve. They may or may not padlock the valve.

Some may be tempted to say she's speaking metaphorically, that MS drove up the price of water utilities until she was unable to afford her bill, but 1) commercial customers tend to be billed separate rates, and 2) Occam's razor puts the burden on others to prove this supposition.

u/AuthorSarge — 5 days ago

A good officer. A damn good officer.

I once had a CW3 very excitedly pull me aside and tell me what the problem was, what the solution needed to be, and how the solution needed to be executed in highly exacting detail. Naturally, I just stood there and listened patiently as she explained everything.

And then she just stopped dead in her tracks.

"Or, am I over-officer'ing this?"

I remained silent.

"Understood, Sergeant. Carry on."

I don't believe in love at first sight, but I came damn close that day.

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u/AuthorSarge — 7 days ago

I assume I'm doing something wrong.

I want the pack points for participating in 3 solo battles, but despite following the instructions for building the deck and using it, I'm not getting credit for the battles.

Any idea what I'm doing wrong or is anyone else having this issue?

u/AuthorSarge — 14 days ago
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Came upon this reply to OP in a sub where OP was complaining about the mail carrier folding their degree

u/AuthorSarge — 16 days ago
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You can't keep what you paid for and a vanishing, rare commodity is being destroyed because of a short sighted ruling.

u/AuthorSarge — 25 days ago

Today is the first anniversary since the passing of Ozzy Osbourne and I want to say: The executives for Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo missed the chance to do the awesomest ad campaign ever!

u/AuthorSarge — 29 days ago

The most racist joke I ever told while in uniform

I was an E5 68W (medic). I volunteered to participate in a joint exercise with the Department of Homeland Security. In the exercise, we were responding to a fictional bio weapon attack and our job was to see how quickly we could inoculate the local MP unit so they could conduct force protection for sites treating civilians.

I was grateful to see my best battle buddy, Gonzalez, had also volunteered. She was always fun to hang with. We were gathered with a number of medical providers in our unit classroom as the OpOrd was read to us.

For the Background, it was explained that the fictitious anthrax attack was 3 separate releases and where these releases had occurred. Then it was explained...

"The strain of anthrax used has been traced to Country X."

At which point I blurt out, "Fucking X-icans!"

The officers immediately seized with horror in their chairs. What probably saved me was Gonzalez falling out of the desk because she was laughing so hard. I was no doubt aided somewhat by her surname.

After the brief, one of the officers (who kinda looks like Ruby Rose with frosted highlights in her hair) came up to me and said, "When you said that Sergeant, it freaked me out. But then I remembered that we're not talking about real people."

"See!" I shot back. "That's what I'm saying, ma'am! They aren't real people!"

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u/AuthorSarge — 1 month ago
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Russian Mobile Air Defense Group having trouble with their weapons

u/AlbinoAkon — 22 days ago

There is a condition called "hypophantasia" where people are unable to envision things in their mind.

I can't imagine what that must be like.

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u/AuthorSarge — 1 month ago