What is this thing I did not plant in my vegetable garden?

I was intrigued and just let it grow. Is it a spectacular weed, or something I might be eating down the line? Note the little red bits where the branches deviate from the stem.

u/Comma-Splice1881 — 12 hours ago
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Does anyone know why there's a track on top of First Canadian Place?

u/B1gR1g — 6 days ago
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Got my 4yo granddaughter singing some John Lee. I do the “Boom boom boom booms.” She does the “Bang bang bang bangs.”

That’s a win in my books.

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u/Comma-Splice1881 — 9 days ago

One year ago today!

As has become Ernie’s tradition, he met with a few “kids” shortly before the anthems started. I grabbed my sign from my back row, ground level seat and made a beeline for him. He pointed at my sign, and said, “That’s awesome! That’s hilarious.” Got the autograph (pic2). I *will* frame it. ✍️

u/Comma-Splice1881 — 14 days ago

Siri pronounces “Foo Fighters” a little like Christopher Walken does.

Can’t help but wonder if it’s a programmer’s intention.
😏 📱🗣️

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u/Comma-Splice1881 — 16 days ago
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Flashback Friday: I offered this up as a logo and name when the Edmonton Eskimos were soliciting new name ideas

EDMONTON ESCARGOTS
🐌🐌

u/Comma-Splice1881 — 17 days ago
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My son made the funniest comment in his entire 18 years of life this morning

We were all at the grocery store and my wife grabbed something for herself to drink on the way home. As we were driving home, she offered her drink to me to try and I asked what flavor is it? She replied that it is pomegranate and elderberry.

Our son makes an exaggerated "sniff sniff" sound and says "Great! My father smells of elderberry."

I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.

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u/Agent7619 — 29 days ago