
How do i call this object (Yaoi paddle) in Italian? Tagging nsfw just in case
I'm writing a book where a character uses this as their signature weapon, but i don't know what they're called in Italian, can anyone advise?

I'm writing a book where a character uses this as their signature weapon, but i don't know what they're called in Italian, can anyone advise?
Basically tomorrow i'll start Uni and, to make things easier for me, we've rented an apartment close to the uni where I can spend the time between lessons and where i'll wait until the bus arrives
Now, assuming there's a functioning computer there, will i be able to access my account through this method mentioned above? I don't intend on uploading anything to the new computer desktop, as to not leave traces and not having to instal steam on someone else's computer when i'm not studying
I was also wondering if it wuold be considered piracy, since i'm using someone else's computer to play them but I already paid for them. I live in Italy btw, so the laws might be different here. Please advise
I bought the game about a month ago but started to play just recently, and i've run into an issue where i'll attempt to go somewhere but the game will keep on teleporting back to the same location to where i started walking
Is there any way to fix this?
My mom was fixated that i spent my 18th bday in a foreign country and both my parents yelled at me for DARING to say that i didn't want to go because this wuold "build character" and that "kids my age went to war a century ago" and shit like that like we were going to work in a farm under the blazing sun. We didn't, we just went to make a "fun" roadtrip across this country spending half hours in tourists shops that look all the fucking same i'm not joking they were copy and pasted.
Now, since on the second last day we found a cool ass lake, my mom DECIDED that WE had to go a SECOND TIME to see what we didn't see and initially i wasn't supposed to come but they essentially coerced me and then for the past few months whenever the trip wuold get brought up my mom wuold always complain that "we didn't want to go" and that "next time they'll see we'll go alone" like i wanted to go in the first place.
Now it's only a few days before i have to shit in public bathrooms, get constipated and drink exclusively from small water bottles. Dear God this is going to be such a pain in the ass i'm gonna get bombarded by my thoughts i wanna blast my shit off smooth. I knew that the final highschool exam wuoldn't change absolutely nothing.
I genuenly hate traveling i'd rather one thousand times to rot at home but my mom still believes that me going to therapy is about relating and living with others when it hasn't been for about a year, but last year she threatened me to take away my therapist because i didn't want to go to this fuckass church trip with kids from another town.
Genly what is the point of "improving" and "being nice" if they're gonna pull shit like this i hate it. I fucking hate it.
I'm playing priest king since yesterday and had an army with 4 plummed snakes and a parrot and today when I reloaded the save they disappeared??? They are nowhere to be found
(A) analyze the bush
(B) enter the bush
(C) burn the bush down!
(D) leave the bush be
I thought that summoning Baal wuold make me vastly more powerful but i'm barely under him in the strenght scoregraph and he took my Capitolium. I'm sooo fucked dude i summoned god just so that he could get his cheecks clapped by mountains of bodies
18 yo Italian Male
Long story short this summer i finished highschool but on my fourth year of high school there was this fuckass dude who wuold annoy me outside school. He never did anything physical to me, but once he ambushed me while i was going to the bus stop and tried to call my attention by singing or calling me "love" again he did nothing physical or sexual to me but he always broke my personal space acting like my friend and now i wish i could smash his skull into the sidewalk.
It shouldn't have affected me much but it did because 1: he was in class with a group of people i thought were my friends but i later found out by talking to my mum that they didn't want me and 2: i have an OCD that revolves around me being hurt by others, so of course a dude and his fatass friend paying negative attention to me made it worse. I was always socially clueless and once this guy's friend raised my backpack while i was walking and i stupidly turned around and recognizing him as a "friend" said hello to him in a friendly manner and they both laughed.
Ever since i was a kid i was always the weird, vulnerable kid. Not many people picked up on me and the only one i did in middle school i was recomended to call him a racial slur (his dad was an albanian immigrant) and he in fact half stopped and fully stopped when my mom personally yelled at him while i was waiting in her car.
I fucking hate that guy so much every time i fantasize about boys his inbred face pops up in my head i wish i could go to where he lives and ruin his life or beat him into a coma. Any tips on how to stop these intrusive thoughts of feeling weak? or any tips on how to deal with intruse thoughts in general, i just wanna live in peace.
Do you do it dry or wet? Pornless or pornfull? Privately or pubbliccy? Let me know!
They're also horrible for people with OCD like me
Just wanted to inform you