You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised her…

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised her…

RVA Swifties unite!

Edit: not my plate! Just my city.

u/blamberr — 4 days ago
▲ 349 r/Xennials

Jackie Brown appreciation post! This masterpiece got a little lost in Pulp Fiction’s shadow, but it remains Tarantino’s most mature and restrained work

This popped up in my suggestions today and I could not be happier. Peak Bridgette Fonda. Peak Tarantino. Peak Samuel L Jackson. Secondary peak Pam Grier. And everyone else is so good. Now, go watch and report back.

u/blamberr — 4 days ago

Hero chicken dad braves driving rain, storm to lure the ladies to their protected run during a storm

Our hens get chaotic during storms and usually freeze under the first protected area they find when it rains. We were expecting hours of rain, so my husband decided to go out and lure them with irresistible snacks to get them to their run/coop. He’s a real one.

u/blamberr — 6 days ago
▲ 2.6k r/Xennials

I meticulously documented everything they got right and wrong in S1 E1 of The Jetsons

See comments for the rest

u/blamberr — 6 days ago

Has anyone dealt with a sudden onset of spite pooping in the crate? (aka vindictipooping)

We adopted Beep from a shelter in November. He spent over a month in a crate there, was dead ass chill and silent in a crate on the seven hour drive home, prefers to sleep in his crate for much of the night, and had, until recently, no issues being left home occasionally with his adoptive sister, Stella, for a few hours at a time. He has been fully potty trained for over six months, though he still wears a diaper because he can’t resist peeing on something random every so often.

Cut to the last month or so, we’ve been coming home to find passive aggressive (or maybe just aggressive?) piles of poo in his crate more often than not. The first few times, we assumed it was us and didn’t leave the house until he was fully evacuated during a vigorous walk. It’s made no difference. He keeps pooping in the crate — and he’s getting better at it. Today, he aimed his butt so far to one side that the little turds fell out of his and into Stella’s crate.

Does anyone have any insight into this? He is otherwise the happiest and healthiest boy in the entire world, so I don’t think there is any other relevant context. I hate to give in and never leave the house again lol. But I also hate to think of him straining and forcing his bowels and then having to sit near it just to keep teaching us a lesson.

TLDR: potty trained shelter dog suddenly started pooping in his crate, despite always being walked vigorously and evacuated prior to us leaving him very occasionally for 1-3 hour stretches. Seeking insight

u/blamberr — 6 days ago
▲ 374 r/CantParkThereMate+1 crossposts

Drunk driver went through my backyard at 3AM (yes, I know the timestamp is wrong). I assume he was drunk bc he fled on foot. Five Points needs better traffic management.

u/USMCamp0811 you couldn't have had better timing with that post.

u/blamberr — 8 days ago

You might want to go in anonymous browsing mode, otherwise your ads are going to be pretty cannibal specific

u/blamberr — 10 days ago

What would Britney even look like without her eternal idol? Everything from her clothes, hair, accessories, jewelry, tabloid antics and British accents to her overtly sexually aggressive persona and lack of boundaries remind me of (mostly) 80s/90s Madonna (5 pics)

u/blamberr — 14 days ago

Tyra Banks Sues Netflix for Defamation, Alleges ‘Surgical Manipulation’ of Her ‘Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model’ Interview

That’s rich

variety.com
u/blamberr — 21 days ago
▲ 1.2k r/30ROCK

It's not fair, Liz Lemon. Everybody wins awards but me. Go Necks

u/blamberr — 22 days ago

My fireplace was constructed off center. But obviously the TV looks great. What should I do?

Hmmm I think I figured it out. Thank god I found a reliable contractor to rip out the fireplace and put it on center. Now everything looks perfect.

u/blamberr — 23 days ago
▲ 266 r/Xennials

When you’re no longer the main character, it’s the little joys. We’re getting some much needed rain tonight

u/blamberr — 23 days ago

I was still a Rosa when this aired, but have morphed into an Amy, who was born middle aged and probably only now hitting the prime of her life

u/blamberr — 23 days ago

Missed most of 51 down with gross cancer stuff. Finally doing better and looking to catch up. Throw me a bone and drop the best sketches/update bits of the season here. Besides Bob Army, which I’ve seen, and love on an all-time level

The only episode I watched this season was Will Ferrell. I also caught Tucker Carlson…Mr. On Blast…Bob Army. I can’t think of anything else! Looking forward to watching some if any recommendations come through.

Edit: thanks everyone! I’m going to start watching these tonight. Keep em coming

u/blamberr — 24 days ago