The most unrealistic thing about Stardew Valley isn't any of the things y'all are talking about!
I just started playing Stardew Valley. I tried it a couple of times before, but this is my first time actually giving it a solid chance (I can already feel the addiction creeping up on me).
I've seen a couple of threads here about the most unrealistic parts of Stardew Valley, but you know what THE most unrealistic part is?
It's making friends around town in the first couple of days while your entire diet consists of spring onions. That breath must STINK. (I don't see a teeth-brushing animation before sleeping, do you???). Like I'm sorry for every single member of pelican town about my horrendous diet.