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The barman says, “Do you want water with that?”.

Homeopath: “what, are you trying to get me drunk?”

It takes 19kg of fuel to get 1kg of payload into orbit. Having midget astronauts will not only save human weight, but will allow the space ships to have smaller, lighter equipment (smaller chairs, food, life support systems).

There are quite a few Brit-pop ones that could only have been written from someone British.

“I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays, when I am rudely awakened by the dustmen” (Blur - Parklife)

“Have a cup of tea, put a record on” (Elastica - Waking Up)

But my current favourite is Jilted John’s 1978 classic

“I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop”.

Any other good ones?