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“Dad! I can’t sleep. There are monsters under my bed!” The father goes to check under his son’s bed and finds 2 monsters underneath.

“Well, it’s no wonder you can’t sleep, son. You have any idea how much caffeine is in these?”

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u/PackageNorth8984 — 1 day ago
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Would you prefer the leader of your country to be a man or a woman? Don’t focus on a specific person. Just in general, what’s your preference?

Apologies to non binary folks. This was not meant to leave you out. There are just only 6 options.

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u/PackageNorth8984 — 1 day ago