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I am in several different college clubs on my campus. I am in a computer science club, a pickleball club, I even help with making films and editing videos for the film club. But I have one secret that nobody on campus knows about. I'm not actually a college student. I have been doing this for 2 years and nobody has found out.

It's actually pretty easy to get away with. All you have to do is go on google and type in "clubs at (name of your college)" and your college will typically have a page with a list of clubs. Once you've found a club you like, find them on Instagram and then message them about when and where the club meets. Once you're at the club, nobody asks for your student ID and you're just assumed to be a student.

The reason I did it was because I live in a city with a very big college that has hundreds of ways to get involved. But once you're out of college, the things to do falls off a cliff. I wanted a way to meet people, make friends, and do things that I enjoy.

Autistic men are, statistically speaking, more likely to be romantically and sexually inexperienced at older ages. Most autistic men graduate high school a virgin, and many of them will reach the age of 25 without even having a girlfriend. There are all sorts of data online that supports my premise.

This is a sad reality with being a male on the spectrum. Your romantic and sexual prospects take a huge hit.

However, some autistic men do manage to find love and a fairly normal sex life.

The question is, what kind of advice would you give to autistic men who struggle with dating? How should they go about getting a girlfriend or trying to get laid?

You can either choose to take $20,000 and not get a punishment, or you can choose to take 2 million dollars but get a random punishment.

If you choose the 2 million dollars, here is how your random punishment is chosen.

Go on google and type in "random number generator", make sure the numbers are set from 1 to 10, and then hit the blue button that says generate. Which number you land on determines your punishment.

Landing on 1: You will become blind in your non dominant eye for the next 10 years. This cannot be cured.

Landing on 2: Someone you love will die in one week. This will be a random person you love who is currently under the age of 60.

Landing on 3: You lose your pinky from your non dominant hand.

Landing on 4: You will no longer be able to have biological children. This cannot be cured.

Landing on 5: Your intelligence drops by 10%

Landing on 6: You age up by 7 years.

Landing on 7: You gain an additional $100,000.

Landing on 8: You will die at the age of 62. If you're already 62 and older, you instantly drop dead.

Landing on 9: You can never eat apples, bananas, or grapes again otherwise you will get very sick for a week.

Landing on 10: You can only drink water for the rest of your life. No other types of drinks.

What do you choose?

I am autistic and naturally quiet and am honestly not the kind of guy who's good at small talk and socializing.

I was actually in one of the best film schools in the world going to school for video editing. I enjoy doing video editing. I also enjoy playing the guitar and piano, I enjoy creating video games on the computer and I have a business for my website, and I like to play many sports.

I had a hard time making friends in film school. Unlike many of my classmates, I found it difficult to small talk with other people, I don't know why, it's like I get drained by it, and I basically have negative charisma. Seriously, nobody likes me, neither platonically nor romantically. I do like doing activity based interaction with other people though.

Women see a short autistic man and it's an automatic no thanks and I can't do anything about it. And as for friendship, nobody ever wanted to hangout with me. It's like whatever normal people have, I simply don't have it.

I had an editing professor who was quite frankly, emotionally abusive towards me. On many occasions, he called me untalented, yelled at my work calling it grossly inadequate, and instead of helping me grow, he used the time to tell me how untalented I was. I was fired from being the head editor without ever being given a second chance. To this day, even though it's been a year and a half ago, it is still painful.

All the while, I was going through a severe mental health crisis. I was in such an incredibly amount of despair, every night was waking up feeling this intense dread in both my body and my mind. I basically had to drop most of my courses because my mental health was so bad. I was deeply suicidal throughout most of 2025 and I'm genuinely surprised I am still alive because I was in such a deep amount of despair. I'm no longer suicidal but the effects of the mental collapse took something from me.

Tonight, I was going through my Instagram of all my classmates from my cohort. When they post pictures on their Instagram, they get many likes from other classmates. When I post pictures of myself, I get no likes, nothing. And it just made me realize that none of my classmates liked me. I could drop off the face of the earth and nobody would notice nor care.

I started to build up my website and am currently getting 8k views per month and making hundreds of bucks per month from it. I think I have the potential to make thousands per month but I keep getting derailed by my mental problem. Maybe i'll figure it out.

I don't know, my classmates didn't like me, my professor called me untalented, I just feel so invisible to people so I consider this to be a small win.

Yoonchae and Daniela have decided to give you a call. They want you to join Katseye and be the official 7th member of the band. In addition, they have a show coming up and they need you to get up on stage with them and start singing and dancing.

In this hypothetical universe where this happens, what do you think would happen if you became the 7th member of Katseye?

I am an athlete for Columbia Special Olympics and if you're interested in sports and helping out other people in sports, then you should consider volunteering for the special olympics. I will talk about about it's like so you can determine whether or not it's a good fit for you.

What Volunteering Is Like:

There are many different sports all throughout the year. For example, we have pickleball, volleyball, flag football, softball, powerlifting, track and field, you name it...

Volunteers will typically help out the athletes during these meetups. For example, if you come to the pickleball practice, you may be paired with an athlete around your skill level. When it comes to volleyball, you may help drill the athletes or even play against them in a game. And when it comes to track and field, you simply make sure the events run smoothly.

For many of the sports, there are area meets and state meets. These are competitions where athletes compete against other athletes from around the state of Missouri. Some volunteers will choose to go to these meets in order to volunteer and make sure things are running smoothly, but this is optional.

All in all, a lot of volunteering is simply playing sports with the athletes.

The Skill Level Of Special Olympic Athletes:

I will be completely honest with this.

You're going to get different levels of skill with the athletes. Many of them will clearly be not very good but some of them are pretty decent. For reference, our best special olympic athletes are about the equivalent of a solid recreational athlete not a part of the special olympics; they could hold their own in a pickup game with regular people. However, I would say the majority of special olympic athletes are a step below this. If the average rec player is a 5/10, many of the athletes might be a 3/10 or 4/10 in skill level.

If you're expecting D1 level talent, or even top high school prospect level talent, then you'll probably be disappointed, but if you're expecting that we all suck, then you would be completely wrong as well.

On a level of 1 to 10 with a 10/10 being a pro athlete, an 8/10 being a college level athlete, and a 5/10 being an average rec player, and a 1/10 being a 90 year old grandma who can barely move, most special olympic athletes are in the 1 to 4 range with the occasional 5/10 or even 6/10 sprinkled into the mix.

The Culture Of The Special Olympics:

The Special Olympics is more about having fun than prioritizing winning at all costs. Don't get me wrong, we're trying to win, but at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter whether we win or lose. I think most coaches and volunteers are trying to prioritize fairness and having fun.

For example, in a super competitive culture (like the fifa world cup) not all of the athletes will play but in the special olympics, everyone will get a chance to play regardless of their skill level.

But yeah, if you wish to volunteer, just simply go on google and type in Special Olympics Columbia MO to get started. You can also email Tyler (tyler.armstrong@como.gov) and tell him you're interested in volunteering.

When it comes to some of the biggest disadvantages in dating, being a straight male with autism definitely makes the top 5 list. But why? What makes autism such a walking talking contraceptive to women? Well, I have the answer to this question.

First off, autism is a social skills disability. This penalizes autistic men for a couple of reasons. For one thing, women tend to be attracted to men who are reasonably social and know how to hold conversations. Secondly, women tend to be less forgiving of men who make social mistakes. Men who deviate from the social norm too much are considered "strange", "creepy", or they are given "the ick". This obviously penalizes autistic men since autistic men have reduced social intelligence, which means they're more likely to unintentionally make people misunderstand them.

Secondly, many women tend to be attracted to men who are financially stable and "have their shit together". This is especially true with women as they get older, because they may want to get married, have kids, and settle down. This penalizes autistic men because autistic men are more likely to be unemployed, underemployed, and living with their parents at older ages compared to the general population. This is obviously going to make autistic men less desirable in the dating market.

Some autistic men, particularly if they're lower on the spectrum, come off as special needs and many women subconsciously categorize these men as undatable. They will be friendly to them, maybe even help them out, but there is zero romantic or sexual attraction.

And finally, many women care about looks just as much as men do, particularly young women and those in college. This is a problem because some autistic men neglect their physical appearance. Autistic men are less likely to be into fitness and playing sports and those who play sports or lift consistently will generally have a better body, and those with a better body tend to be better looking. Since autistic men are less likely to be into these things, they are on average, less attractive compared to neurotypicals. Yes, some ugly guys and homely guys can still get women BUT there is a difference. These men still need to be charming and/or have really good social skills to make up for their lack of looks; this is something that many autistic men lack. That's why autistic men can't make up for being ugly like a charismatic neurotypical man can.

And those are the reasons. Okay goodbye.

Hello everyone, I just created a short 5-7 minute quiz that tells you which Hogwarts house you belong in based on your various attributes.

The quiz will ask you a variety of different questions. Some of these questions will measure your personality, your values, and what decisions you would make over different life hypotheticals. Afterwards, it will give you a house that it thinks you're the best fit for.

If you're interested in checking it out, I will link to the quiz in the comments down below. Let me know what you get!

Hey everyone. I created a quiz called which personality type are you most likely to be compatible with in a romantic relationship. It asks you a variety of questions and then matches you with every single Myers Briggs personality type and ranks them from the most compatible to least compatible with you.

It should take around 8-10 minutes to complete. I'll link to the quiz in the comments down below if you want to take it. Let me know what you get!

Hey everyone. I created a quiz called which personality type are you most likely to be compatible with in a romantic relationship. It asks you a variety of questions and then matches you with every single Myers Briggs personality type and ranks them from the most compatible to least compatible with you.

It should take around 8-10 minutes to complete. I'll link to the quiz in the comments down below if you want to take it. Let me know what you get!

For one thing, the music was incredibly loud, I mean deafening loud, and I was sitting near the back.

Secondly, the sound design just seemed off. You could barely hear the lead singer singing, and the beat and bass seemed way too powerful to the point where it drowned out the singer. I'm fortunate that I already knew most of their songs, but my dad, who's never listened to Skillet in his life had zero idea what they were saying simply because you couldn't even hear the singer all that well. And before you say "you're not supposed to hear the singer", I have been to plenty of music concerts in my life and hearing the singer was zero problem.

Finally, the music just seemed distorted, like it was too noisy to the point where it affected the quality of the sound and you couldn't fully understand what was being said or what was playing. I'm not a sound designer or soundboard guy so I don't know the term.

When I have listened to other bands perform live in the past, the music and vocals were pretty clear. Someone who's never heard of the song would be able to clearly understand what was being played and the lyrics of what was being sung. I didn't get that as much from Skillet.

It was still a great concert, I just wish I could have heard the singer better.

The amount of time you have to fight Conor McGregor is determined by how many people you've ever insulted on reddit (across all accounts).

Every insult leads to 1 second of added time. For example, if you've insulted 30 people on Reddit, then you will fight Conor for 30 seconds. If you've never insulted anybody, then you fight for 0 seconds.

Conor McGregor has been reduced in age to the year of his prime. He is going all out and is actively trying to KO you. You cannot reason with him, you cannot ask him to stop. His only mission in that moment is to take you down with all of his power (within the rules of the UFC).

If he knocks you out or makes you tap out before the time is over, then you lose. But if you manage to last the entire match time, you win $1,000,000.

Do you survive against Conor before time runs out?

It's currently August of 2026.

Who do you think is going to be the first one to get married?

I think it's inevitable that one of them gets married someday. With 5 to 6 members, it is likely that one of them will get married eventually, hopefully to me. (just kidding)

Who's the first to tie the knot?

If anyone is looking for a new movie to watch, I created a short quiz that gives movie suggestions for you based on your preferences.

How it works is that you will answer some questions about yourself including what genre of movies you like, if you prefer animated or non-animated, and if you wish to exclude certain movies (such as movies with sex scenes). Afterwards, it will give you 3-4 movies that you will most likely enjoy.

It only takes 2-4 minutes to complete. I'll link the quiz down below in the comments if you wish to take it.

Hey everyone.

Instead of creating a new Roblox game, I instead created a quiz that recommends a few Roblox games you might enjoy based on your preferences.

Here's how it works. You simply answer some questions on the type of games you find fun and then the quiz will recommend you three different Roblox games that you might enjoy.

It takes anywhere from 4 to 8 minutes to complete. I'll link it down in the comments down below if you wish to take it.