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Champion cape goin crazy 💯

Considering when you first met her, she’s day drinking, she’s wolverine levels of hungover all the time, she’s in debt and put out the antique shop as collateral, she tried to rip off a photographer XD, she’s Mr. Krabs level of cheap, and most of her idle animations involve wine, homegirl needs an intervention.

Rules: No violence, even when drunk, Hotori has **ZA WARUDO**, you will die (but robbed first)

Round 1: Only Eibon is involved (the Appraiser, Adler, Daffodill, Nanally, Edgar, and Sakiri).

Round 2: Sterry Express and/or ETD reinforcements.

Go!

Obviously minus The Enterprise and The Excelsior, did the average Starfleet captain have a rough time?

Side note: I know many called Kirk’s era the Wild West but one would think that Archer had it WAY worse than he did.

Source: https://x.com/ashamutoki/status/2020679039992881604?s=46&t=5W8HYylwB6GFq-gJ2ufrlg

Same carefree attitude, same talent for espionage, same aptitude for fishing, and same dashing looks.

As a Salamanders, i won’t even pretend to be an expert on dark angels lore, so you’re more than welcome to correct me. 30k wise, the lion was egotistical and self centered. Being glazed by his father the emperor and how often butted heads with his fellow primarchs, mans needed to be humbled. Leman Russ tried to but the Lion kicked his ass surprisingly enough. Then the whole Horus heresy happens, the lion and the dark angels slam dunk and flex on the night lords knocking them out of the heresy. Then imperium secondus, rawbooty gorillaman finds out how unhinged the lion is, etc. Fast forward the lion and Luther duel, the lion goes to sleep, and Caliban goes bye bye. Then the lion wakes up in 40k and chooses violence. He rallies his legion after whooping some of his son’s asses, he’s willing to forgive any of the traitorous fallen and return them to the legion, and he saves Dante’s sorry ass and beats the piss out of Angron. Now he’s helping the blood angels not die to the Necrons and Orks during Dawn of war 4 (which by the way, the lion looks f**king intimidating, that is wild that he’s bigger than a terminator). One last piece to note, the whole Lion and Girlyman’s reunion is overhyped and highly anticipated. But overall do you believe the Lion is a good father in the current setting? I’d say more than yes if he’s willing to forgive fallen dark angels. While the 1st legion is known for keeping secrets, the lion from what I’ve witness has gone more practical and open minded. But what do you guys think?

I’ll have all of Valley 4 and Wuling wearing Versace by the end of the year! Laevatain, Avywenna, Last Rite, and Fluorite will be our runway models! Perlica (as always) will do logistics! Chen, Yvonne, and Akekuri will do advertising! Tangtang will be in change of distribution! The money will print itself!

Ladies and gentlemen, we all have that one mech with the one small energy slot. Now any reasonable MechWarrior would put a TAG on it, but I prefer an S-Laser. You say why? I say why not? We all have that one loner introvert who’s afraid of their own shadow in their friend group who we invite to the occasional shindig, get them to actually do something, and try to get them out of their comfort zone. Will a single S-Laser get you kills? It might swat some flies but nah but it’s there! It’s trying its damndest to be support you. Heck one S-Laser is the difference between coring a mech or not. The point is don’t neglect your single small energy slot. Be it a TAG, A Flamer, or the humble S-Laser. All of us could use the emotion support. Thank you for listening to my TedTalk

As a Skyline and GTR enjoyer, I’m looking forward to the newer version of the car

I befriended this fellow salamander during a random operation. He was super chill and funny. He was from the UK and he told me about what it’s like over there, the food, and Warhammer World. He spoke of the place like it was Disneyland. We’d help each other getting accolades and ordeals, getting all the siege skins for weapons, and there were hard stratagems that I would not have survived without him. What made laugh was when he’d sometimes run Assault, he’d always have the thunder hammer, and whenever he’d ground pound he’d always say *bonk*. He’d even quote our father Vulkan and say “It’s also a hammer” whenever he’d execute Terminus enemies. He was a complete smart ass but super uplifting and wise. He even gave me some solid dating advice cause he didn’t want me to make the same mistakes he did. As an only child, he felt like the brother I’ve always wanted and I could never thank him enough for that. Then, I haven’t heard from him in weeks, I wanted to tell him that the salamanders were getting a second champion pack. That’s when his family contacted me through his console and told me he was in an accident. I know I only knew him for a very short amount of time but me personally I never could handle death very well. After I heard the news and some crying, I made his armor preset for tactical (the one on the right) and plan on keeping it on my last slot forever. Brother Stew, I wish I couldn’t have gotten to know you better, I’m gonna miss you mate. May you know peace in the kingdom of heaven and I look forward to meeting you in person when my time comes.

PS - Should any of Saber Interactive’s staff sees this, my friend always wanted the laurels of victory on the Errant helmet if you can grant him that last wish please

Mesa gona talk to your leader on the shiny throne and make peace!