u/meatflaps-69

Should upset a few purists!

Perhaps funnier without context but for context...

https://www.thenational.scot/news/26457280.bid-overturn-restriction-walkers-glen-lyon-estate/

The lesser spotted eclipse eclipsed by a minging low cloud, couldnt even tell you where the sun is behind it.

Wholemeal for added health

Wholemeal means healthy deep fried right?

I put some "ripen at home" plums in a drawer to ripen for making a gallon of wine.

Then forgot about them for a month.

Fish fingers chips n peas

Bought at £1.25 for 2 burgers on use by day, thrown in freezer til yesterday, defrost in fridge overnight n bbq'd with lightly warmed onions and served with home made 40 pint batch of cider poires from fridge

Certainly not the best steak in the world but at £4 for 2 steaks n fries or sweet potato fries, a bargain.

And can be used for all sorts (whacking with a hammer then cornfouring and deep/wok frying for crispy chili beef, or throwing in cornish pasties).

But at £2 a go n free chips, coops current offer of 2 ranch steaks is to me on a Hebridean island where offers are few and few between, interesting.

Bbq'd very hot to a medium with solid crust, cut the right way is passable as a cost effective steak.

Foced to take a week holiday from work with no plans, to use some holiday.

So naturally a week bbqing, drinking and boating fell into place.

Steak served with drinks and excessive volume jungle music.

Home made cider, buckfast, uncle Wray and some Badger ale

Served with an assortment of drinks.

Was forced to take a weeks holiday from work with no plans to use up some holiday.

So naturally, a week drinking and bbqing fell into place.

2 packs of indomie finest noodles

hot n fast

Not the normal layout, usually theres shelves but needs must.

Excessively garlic chili ranch steak and hoose rice

Velveted ranch steak, LKK chili garlic sauce, 5 spice cayenne, garlic puree and a bit of cornflour to thicken

Excessively garlic chili ranch steak and hoose rice

Velveted ranch steak, LKK chili garlic sauce, 5 spice cayenne, garlic puree and a bit of cornflour to thicken

Excessively garlic chili ranch steak and hoose rice

Velveted ranch steak, LKK chili garlic sauce, 5 spice cayenne, garlic puree and a bit of cornflour to thicken.

Sort of forgot I was frying chips for a few mins too long