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▲ 91 r/okbuddyliterallyme2

My niece is probably the only reason I have to keep living...

I was surprised to learn I was officially an uncle a while back. My cousin's daughter is just... ebullient. She's 4 years old, she drags me around to wherever and I follow like a loyal dog. She then just stops whatever she's doing and sits down and contemplates, and then off she goes again. Even if my dreams of eventually getting a good job, someone that loves me and a family of my own never come to fruition, I guess I'll be able to become the "cool uncle". The one that's able to spoil his niece rotten and leave her with experiences she'll annoy her parents with. "Uncle took me to the mall and bought me everything, why don't YOU guys do that for me?" I guess that is reason enough to wake up and go through life, haha.

u/eating_cement_1984 — 1 month ago
▲ 28 r/MiddleGenZ

How many of y'all are single since forever?

Hey y'all, 2005er here. I've noticed that a lot of people around my age and younger seem to have success in finding someone, but as for me, it's embarrassing to admit, but I've never even gotten a date in all 21 years of my life. Anyone else in the same boat?

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u/eating_cement_1984 — 1 month ago
▲ 133 r/Kitchenchads

I've got a crush I stand no chance with, but onwards we go anyway! Subway sandwich :))

Just texted her on IG a while back, and... yeah. Went well, sorta. I'll be back in like a month or so. If it goes well, I'll post here. If not, you'll probably see me vent about it somewhere else... Sub was delicious, tho!

u/eating_cement_1984 — 2 months ago
▲ 37 r/LGBTindia

My mother asked me a strange question!

So it was just a random evening and my mother was grading papers (I think) when suddenly, she asked me a question: "What do you call a man who becomes a woman? Is that what they call a "lesbian"?"

Me: "No, Amma, that's what they call a woman who only likes other women..."

Mum: "So, how about gay? That's when a man likes another man, right?"

Me: "...Yeah?"

Mum: "So... a man who becomes a woman is...?"

Me: "A trans woman..."

Mum: [Slight pause] "So... how about a boy who... hangs out with girls a lot? Coz one of my students is just... you know, a little too friendly around girls and..."

Me: [Deep sigh] "That could mean a MILLION things, Amma! It could mean they're gay, or trans, or maybe they just likes femininity or making friends with girls. In the end, they're just a kid, they'll figure out a vague idea by 18, hopefully!"

Mum: "...I guess so..."

Totally out of the blue question, TOTALLY real, btw... I can hardly believe it myself!

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u/eating_cement_1984 — 2 months ago