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Option 1: Cap ‘N Crunch (OG)

Option 2: Froot Loops (OG)

Option 3: Mix the two together

*Me with a confident Google search* - “how do I get oil out of a pair of shorts?”

Google Results:

Step-by-Step Oil Removal: Blot, Don't Rub: Press a clean paper towel or cloth onto the stain to absorb as much loose oil as possible. Rubbing will only push the oil deeper into the fabric fibers.

1.) Apply an absorbent powder: Sprinkle a thick layer of Baking Soda or cornstarch over the stain. Leave it on for 15 to 30 minutes (or overnight for tough stains) to draw the grease out. Brush off the powder carefully.

2.) Pretreat with dish soap: Apply a few drops of a strong, grease-cutting dish detergent (like Dawn Dish Soap) directly to the stain. Gently rub the soap into the fabric using your fingers or a soft, clean toothbrush.

3.) Let it sit: Give the dish soap about 5 to 10 minutes to break down the grease.

4.) Wash the shorts: Without rinsing the soap off, place the shorts in the washing machine. Use a high-quality detergent and wash on the warmest water setting recommended on the fabric care label.

5.) Air dry:Let the shorts dry naturally first. Do not place them in the dryer until you are absolutely certain the stain is completely gone; the high heat of a machine dryer will permanently "set" the oil.

Me: *I’ll buy a new pair*

I talk to the old man and without a doubt I’d put a million dollars on it I get the same response “I’m sorry what”? I’m losing my mind because the stubborn man says that I mumble when I talk and says he can hear just fine. I think the utmost frustrating thing is his denial about everything.

I can hear fine

I don’t need a cane

I don’t need a doctor

I don’t need to talk to you

The list goes on and on….

No spoilers for the community. I’m just venting, but if you want to message me who won tonight…