u/ilikeitchyballzdude1

100 default forest mains vs changing their fucking stage, who would win?

100 default forest mains vs changing their fucking stage, who would win?

These fuckers would legit spend thousands of hours memorizing combos, frame data and interactions then proceeds to learn NOTHING from how bad their default stage are and ignore the GIANT FLASHING RED BUTTON that says change your shitty map now and just continue playing in the shittiest framerate every or even got used to playing in it. Are they legit lobotomized? I am kind of concerned for them-by the 8th forest moment even my autistic cousin wouldve figured out that the fucking forest is the problem

u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 — 4 hours ago

Can we talk about skillflation?

It is only natural for a 4 years old game to be filled with experienced players, but gg at one point feels like a husk of its former self. Remember when BnB and knowing how to play the neutral could carry you to the big leagues?

Nowadays you better be praticing combos that belonged 3 ranks higher than your current one and have perfect frame data and interaction knowledge on at least the 10 most played characters because everyone is doing that, and if you don't then you are just at a huge disadvantage with your opponents deleting 80% of your hp bar off a single interaction and able to block everything you threw at them while you can't do the same.

Players are so optimized and experienced that they are doing things by frame and calculating interaction frame datas on spot like its yomi hustle in real time, at one point learning strive had became such a bore that my actual work is more fun than learning how Dizzy's giant fucking futa cock actually beats my 2d and i have to use my northern frame perfect drunken fist technique to catch the one frame window when she is whipping it out so i can use a delayed 5h to punish her as its -5.2 on block or some gay fucking shit like that. Strive had became some goofy ass yugioh shit and the game is frankly kinda boring at one point even when I am winning

u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 — 5 hours ago

"Me vs them" mentality

It is super obivous its just another way for the rich and elites to reduce people into numbers. Everyone deserves to have their own sets of views and ideals and the entire belief that you must have the same beliefs as (insert faction) or you must die that persists in so many communities is kind of alarming, its giving me some serious revolution vibes except its all the bad parts. No, I can be ok with gay people or hate the rich without being communist , its never black and white.

u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 — 15 hours ago

genuinely the most fragile people ever existed

how the fuck does one of the most popular characters have such a scrubby, toxic fanbase? Not even characters like Unika have fanbase that reacts so violently upon basic slenders of their characters.

the same dudes that complains about other chacters getting downplayed and how some legit lowtier trash is broke btw, why can't they just accept that their character is just as annoying as the rest of the cast?

u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 — 20 hours ago

theres a reason why they are blue

now that I think about it like 50% of kys and unikas i fight in my entire game history has some main in high diamond lol

I hate larp grifters

I do not give a shit about their idealogies, not hating on something that sensitive.

larping could be a good way to introduce someone into a certain interest, yeah, but it became kind of irritating when people are doing that for that sweet green money.

When people are pretendng to care about something they arent particularly affected by or interested in just for the bag or validation purely and have 0 interest in actually getting into the thing beyond researching about it on tiktok and reddit and it is clearly showing, it just becomes straight up grifting at that point, like bro you clearly arent even interested in whatever topic you are larping and just wanna farm money, stop exploiting people and get a fucking actual job instead of posting shitty comics or music or videos or selling useless courses. I respect the hustle but at that point you are just a fucking scammer lmao

▲ 1.7k r/fishmaell

Fun fact:Sinner #9 was supposed to be Hoenheim. Unfortunately he declined the offer at the last second, so they just grabbed a random backscreet rat as backup as the ID system needs 12 people to function.

i am just not in the mood for that

No. dashblocking bullshit projectiles with FD for 3 minutes is NOT fun.

No. playing the mid range neutral poke game against large fucking disjoint characters and slowly whittling down each other is NOT fun.

No. Playing hyper defensively, mutally crouch blocking and fishing for tap dusts, mids and grabs like we are playing games of chicken because one stray hit is 70% of your health bar (mutually) is NOT fun.

you know what? fuck nago, fuck jam and fuck may especially but at least I felt alive going full brainless gorilla against each other even if I am the one getting mauled, zoners just makes me wanna actually reach through the screens and beat the players themselves. Yeah sure if you caught them lacking they often have piss poor defense and you can just go full apeshit on them but you'd have to actually get their heavily defended asses.

I dont know HOW zoner/defensive mains had deluded themselves that this is somehow fun and engaging while even fucking chess is more action packed and engaging then this shit-No, CHECKERS are more action packed, complex and engaging then the same old these zoners been doing over and over.

will meursault and gregor get Hos IDs?

seems like they exhausted basically every single NF and apprentices after valendya and lucliff, right? will meursalt and gregor be just there in the team as passive fodder? Doesnt capstoneshu need everyone dead to aurafarm?

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Cuckqueen Dizzy: A Unika theory

Sorry, Dizzy mains.

Sorry, Ky mains.

Sorry, Elphelt mains.

NOT sorry, Unika mains. HHAHAHAHAHAHA

>!dont worry, my precious queen Dizzy Badguy, even though your ex husband is a scumbag I promise I will never betray you! Would you marry me?!<

u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 — 2 days ago

you know who is actually mids and throws? May!

kys mains be saying that their character is just mids and throws while his projectile is a high, meanwhile every single tool bar our slow air moves and a literal meme 6k (you are better off using 5d 99% of the time lmao) is mids and throws. They even nerfed dolphin overhead so all her specials are now fucking mids and throws. We literally cant do shit but fish for dust and grabs if you just crouch block and this is exactly what those fucking kys are pretending to have trouble about. fuck you.

u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 — 2 days ago

does these niggas ever actually saved anyone

everytime i see clips of this house knockoff they just flirt with and fuck each other and their patients always fucking die and its always "ohhhh its so sad and tragic" while their entire team has the collective medical skills of a 3yo tollder. How the fuck does mr gregory "felony" house became the more professional one and saves more people than your sorry asses ????? How???? Yall have a 100% patient fatality rate your hospital wouldve been sued in episode 2 if its real

u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 — 3 days ago

Why does red roman cancel hate me?

out of all my red romans like half of them turns to purple dogshit and the other half launches the opponent to weird fucking angles that i cant combo with. Meanwhile Unikas can just combo that shit from any move and theyd pull off RRC and launch me in the perfect angles to delete most of my healthbar and wallbreak. Is there some fucking mechanic that lets unika does that or am i just a fucking scrub like usual?

u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 — 3 days ago