
u/GarysCrispLettuce

Most corrupt president in US history: "Every time I see a crypto guy where they dropped an investigation, I said, 'You're lucky I'm president.'"
Vile and disgusting. I hope the Italian PM responds with a description of his odor.
Guy in front of me at the self checkout walked away with his groceries after his card was declined - I wasn't paying enough attention and ended up paying $10 for his stuff
After he walked away with his stolen items, I walked up to a "card denied" message on the screen, which I tapped away. However I wasn't paying full attention and stupidly thought that I was ending his "session" and starting a new one. I swiped all my items quickly and paid without looking. Got home and realized I'd paid for his stuff too. Lesson learned - always get a member of staff to deal with "card denied" situations.
Larry David using sketch comedy to call Trump a crooked, murdering pedophile
Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching the Fox News feed of himself watching the Fox News feed of himself wat...
As Trump loots the US taxpayer to enrich himself, this is what the US taxpayer gets in return. You'll see more effort put into the scenery of a middle school play.
Steely Dan vs Steeleye Span - which is which? From the UK's Viz magazine 😂
You can feel the whole nation bursting with pride
Trump's Christofascism brings all the Americans to the yard
Does anyone remember the Viz team doing a show one night on Metro Radio in the mid 90's?
I lived in Newcastle at the time and have a shaky memory of them standing in for the Night Owls show. I have a vague memory of early Viz regular Andrew Tait, the poet, being in the studio reciting one of his poems. It was a love poem, and each line alternated with a list of fruit and nuts. Something like "My love for you is hard to define, apples and hazelnuts lychees and monkey nuts."
Innocent farmer arrested for going 5 seconds over his allotted time at a council meeting about data centers. The police's first loyalty is clearly to tech billionaires, not the public.
Two articles from the right-leaning Cato Institute you can use to shut racist Republicans up during their orgy of hatred against Haitians.
Hate iced drinks and fans, luv proper manly wrestling with other sweaty lads 💪
ICE agents went into a poll station to threaten a poll worker to take down an Instagram post which merely named Renee Good's killer.
They ain't ever even heard 'a you!
Woke up to hear a woman outside loudly arguing on the phone:
"And another thing. I called your work. THEY AIN'T EVER EVEN HEARD 'A YOU!"