Most corrupt president in US history: "Every time I see a crypto guy where they dropped an investigation, I said, 'You're lucky I'm president.'"

u/GarysCrispLettuce — 1 day ago

Guy in front of me at the self checkout walked away with his groceries after his card was declined - I wasn't paying enough attention and ended up paying $10 for his stuff

After he walked away with his stolen items, I walked up to a "card denied" message on the screen, which I tapped away. However I wasn't paying full attention and stupidly thought that I was ending his "session" and starting a new one. I swiped all my items quickly and paid without looking. Got home and realized I'd paid for his stuff too. Lesson learned - always get a member of staff to deal with "card denied" situations.

u/GarysCrispLettuce — 2 days ago
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Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching the Fox News feed of himself watching the Fox News feed of himself wat...

u/Czech_Coconut — 3 days ago

As Trump loots the US taxpayer to enrich himself, this is what the US taxpayer gets in return. You'll see more effort put into the scenery of a middle school play.

u/GarysCrispLettuce — 9 days ago
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Does anyone remember the Viz team doing a show one night on Metro Radio in the mid 90's?

I lived in Newcastle at the time and have a shaky memory of them standing in for the Night Owls show. I have a vague memory of early Viz regular Andrew Tait, the poet, being in the studio reciting one of his poems. It was a love poem, and each line alternated with a list of fruit and nuts. Something like "My love for you is hard to define, apples and hazelnuts lychees and monkey nuts."

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u/GarysCrispLettuce — 10 days ago

Innocent farmer arrested for going 5 seconds over his allotted time at a council meeting about data centers. The police's first loyalty is clearly to tech billionaires, not the public.

u/GarysCrispLettuce — 11 days ago

Two articles from the right-leaning Cato Institute you can use to shut racist Republicans up during their orgy of hatred against Haitians.

u/GarysCrispLettuce — 12 days ago
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ICE agents went into a poll station to threaten a poll worker to take down an Instagram post which merely named Renee Good's killer.

u/Anwallen — 11 days ago

They ain't ever even heard 'a you!

Woke up to hear a woman outside loudly arguing on the phone:

"And another thing. I called your work. THEY AIN'T EVER EVEN HEARD 'A YOU!"

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u/GarysCrispLettuce — 12 days ago

Just a few examples of the lives Elon Musk has ended in his bid to stay out of jail (which was what he was doing with DOGE)

u/GarysCrispLettuce — 13 days ago