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I actually find myself ordering from Classic Football Shirts…

Placed my last ever Liverpool direct order at least until the tariffs are over and I was charged 63 dollars on a 186 dollar order (a shirt and some scarves) so I now find myself on the sale section of classic football shirts… most of the regular price things are overpriced bs but they have some nice new lower league jerseys for 30-50 dollars each so I cracked that!

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u/thesuburbbaby — 2 hours ago

I know this prolly sounds weird af but doesn’t laying on yalls chest with even like the slightest 🍒 hurt a ton ?

I feel like yalls 🍒 are like yalls balls and imagine crushing your balls like ain’t that gon hurt?

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u/thesuburbbaby — 4 hours ago
▲ 14 r/Boro

Dear Yanks! Yall need to know it’s BROUGH not BOROUGH!

MiddlesBROUGH. Not borough. Middlesboro is fine too or boro

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u/thesuburbbaby — 4 hours ago

I heard WW3 in public today.

Yesterday, a car full of girls pulled up to me at the red light. They were smiling and gesturing for me to roll my window down.

I figured they wanted to compliment me on my huge Yenis sticker, so I obliged. But as soon as I rolled it down they were blasting Ye's WW3 song. Like, full blast. The bass was so loud it was making the coins in my cupholder rattle. They were all laughing and doing Hitler salutes. They were telling me to "come on do it" (the salute).

When I shook my head No, one of the girls laughed and called me the F slur. I said, "Sorry, I'm a nitrous addict recovering man," assuming they would understand.

Nope. Instead they laughed even more. I heard one of the girls say "Lemme get sum dat nitrous" and they had some before passing me the nitrous and then I had to hit it because of how stressed i was.

They pulled up to the truck in front of me and asked the guy to roll his window down, and that guy actually participated. I saw the girls putting number in their phones and taking pics. Other cars started honking in support.

Everyone knew the song and was enjoying it. Not one person cared that I was curled up in my seat and being traumatized.

I got home and told my partner what happened. He said it is time for us to leave and consider moving to Kanye, Botswana. America is no longer a safe place for us or our baby. Because of nitrous, i made music about the time I gave my cousin head and a song called NHH. Now I might do that again because of this nitrous.

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u/thesuburbbaby — 5 hours ago

I got the mac across the border

I dropped it off to who needed it but they looked in my trunk at the border but I hid it in the car tire so I was fine

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u/thesuburbbaby — 14 hours ago

Who should I roll with for my first match?

I might roll wit Red Line can yall tell me more about them and I ofc wanna check out the fanbulance pregame but is there anyone else tailgating I should roll with? Btw it’s fine if I wear my Leicester shirt right? Like no one will care outside of offering condolences? I’ll probably get a fire shirt there tho

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u/thesuburbbaby — 2 days ago

FREE MY NIGGA MASSIE

I can’t believe it right now! He helped blacks with gun rights and education about financial shit and he helped Arabians and now he got lost!!! Can he run again as another party???? I thought he was popular af in his district!!!

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u/thesuburbbaby — 4 days ago

Fuck all yall nigahigas that went against Mazzie!!

I can’t believe it right now! He helped blacks with gun rights and education about financial shit and he helped Arabians and now he got lost!!! Can he run again as another party???? I thought he was popular af in his district!!! I loved him!!! I would be gay for him Amash and Paul!

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u/thesuburbbaby — 4 days ago

Which Other 14 member shouldn’t be here?

I mean who should not be premier league by the odds? I’d say Bournemouth or Brentford especially after that final vs YEOVIL

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u/thesuburbbaby — 5 days ago

Can’t believe our last summer matchday evenings are this year.

Yes it is for the better we change the schedule but I’ll miss warm July nights in the supporters section (although my first one has yet to happen)

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u/thesuburbbaby — 6 days ago
▲ 8 r/safc

Our paths to Europe, let me know if I’m missing one

1- Chelsea beat Spurs, we beat Chelsea on Championship Sunday and Liverpool draw to Brentford well finish 8th I’m pretty sure for Conference League football

2- Spurs beat Chelsea, Brentford AND Brighton lose and we beat Chelsea to get Europa League football

3- We bottle it all… BUT this 60 point deduction I’m hearing about comes true, we finish 9th, Man City gets moved down to 18th and we get moved up to 8th and get Conference League. This won’t happen though

Is this every scenario?

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u/thesuburbbaby — 6 days ago

Tryna bring a mac from Chicago to Toronto how often do they check

Like how often do they check cars in canada and at the border, imma hide it inside a seat. No further questions about my motive

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u/thesuburbbaby — 7 days ago
▲ 49 r/Hammers

With all these issues with the playoffs, hear me out.

If we finish 18th, we face Hull in the final. If we win, we stay up. If we lose, we go down. That way everyone except Boro and Southampton are happy

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u/thesuburbbaby — 8 days ago
▲ 3 r/DECA

Rate my presentation idea for next year

Imma buy a football club and rebuild it but from the past, basically real life FIFA.

I’m doing Macclesfield Town, which got liquidated due to debts.

All of this will be set in summer 2020 btw so I can save the club, is that allowed?

I already know i’ll make a plan to solve any insolvency events, a 10 year plan and a new statement as owner but what else should I include? I doubt many people have done this before

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u/thesuburbbaby — 8 days ago

Detroit Madness Match 1- JOUMANA VS BETTER MADE

I know it’s not march but we’re in the elite 8, most upvoted comment progresses. So who wins Joumana Law or Better Made?

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u/thesuburbbaby — 8 days ago

Who is the most underrated governor?

We aint counting Pritzker or Rauner or Quinn since post blago everyone seemed goated so only before that

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u/thesuburbbaby — 9 days ago