u/SYMPUNY_LACKING

Can someone sing ''Hard Times'' but replace every lyric with ''Whore Times''?

like:

All that I want

Is to wake up fine

Tell me that I'm alright

That I ain't gonna die

All that I want

Is a hole in the ground

You can tell me when it's alright

For me to come out

gonna make you wonder why you even try

(whore times) gonna take you down and laugh when you cry

(These lives) and I still don't know how I even survive

(whore times)

(whore times)

And I gotta get to rock bottom

Walking around

With my little rain cloud

Hanging over my head

And it ain't coming down

Where do I go?

Gimme some sort of sign

You hit me with lightning

Maybe I'll come alive

gonna make you wonder why you even try

(whore times) gonna take you down and laugh when you cry

(These lives) and I still don't know how I even survive

(whore times)

(whore times)

And I gotta hit rock bottom

Tell my friends I'm coming down

We'll kick it when I hit the ground

Tell my friends I'm coming down

We'll kick it when I hit the ground

When I hit the ground

When I hit the ground

When I hit the ground

When I hit the ground

gonna make you wonder why you even try

(whore times) gonna take you down and laugh when you cry

(These lives) and I still don't know how I even survive

(whore times) (whore times)

(whore times) (whore times)

gonna make you wonder why you even try

(whore times) gonna take you down and laugh when you cry

(These lives) and I still don't know how I even survive

(whore times) (whore times)

(whore times)

And I gotta get to rock bottom

Often in my line of work my higher ups object to my techniques but as most of you probably know, as people who have worked in the professional adult world, people like you and me don't need to be questioned about the tasks we perform or ridiculed with regard to our method; especially by the very same people who enjoy the benefit of those tasks

Now, occasionally my boss attempts to humanize himself by bringing himself into our place of operation and it just so happened that last week was the day he landed in MY very own office. Now as he sat down next to me and started to chat me up the topic came up of what i did during my 3 day vacation from work- let me preface by saying that I'm a very awkward anxious person and my boss knows this very well and uses it to take advantage of the moment for a joke

So as we're seated i begin to narrate my previous vacation i explain how 2 Danish models approached me to dance and i didnt know how but before i could finish my sentence my BOSS continues by saying ''so you murdered them'' and i ask what do you mean and he for some odd reason continues with his bland gag by saying ''what else could you do...those bitches had to die'' and i immediately snapped at him for making that joke at my expense and was met with a very cold ''so where are you gonna work tomorrow''.