u/UncomfyUnicorn

Saint takes a wrong turn in the air vents and falls into the vampire basement

Saint takes a wrong turn in the air vents and falls into the vampire basement

He vomits up the lantern he’d been storing, thankful to have a source of light at least.

((For visualization purposes he is a little under two feet tall. Not that you should underestimate him.))

u/UncomfyUnicorn — 1 day ago

Gourmand and Saint come back from an expedition home with glowing white squares over their heads

Since Slugcats are commonly thought to just go Wawa I’d been trying to figure out a way to translate what they say. Writing worked for a bit but then I remembered there’s a translator thing in their universe, the Mark Of Communication! Who’s to say a slightly modified version couldn’t translate their speech?

u/UncomfyUnicorn — 4 days ago

A lesson on my world, part 1

Hello, this is Prince. I’ve had a few take interest in my world, so I figured over the next couple weeks I would do my best to explain my world and the creatures in it.

To start with, the basics on life and death, because things are quite different in my world. To put it simply, dead things come back and are able to walk past their own corpses.

If something dies, the spirit becomes a voidspawn (image 2) and descends downwards, ignoring the material, and passing through metal and rock and water until it reaches the Void Sea.

Then it…well, it’s impossible to say. The Void Sea is the Gateway to Ascension, it’s impossible to say what occurs down there, especially to the immaterial.

Anyways, it eventually comes down from the heavens as a ripplespawn (image 3) and reaches the last safe place it rested before it died. And thus, death is only temporary.

And then something sapient emerged, as happens on many worlds. The Ancients (images 4-6) could then remember their deaths and understand their immortality.

And they wanted out.

Some found a way to pass permanently by rejecting all earthly temptations. Emotion, friendship, food, joy. They ate gravel and drank bitter tea and thus reached ascension.

Then they dug deep enough to reach the Void Sea. They used the fluid to power enormous machines, things tall enough to pierce the cloud layer, with cities upon their back (images 7 & 8), to ponder a way to easily ascend.

Until someone submerged themselves in the void fluid. Whether on purpose or by accident is unknown. But it allowed them to ascend, melting their body as it melts rock.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention the rock cycle. The Void Sea eats away at the lowest layers of rock, and the bodies of the dead decay into dust and are compacted into new soil and rock by time.

Anyways, this left an easy way out, though it was rumored that if your attachments to the world were strong enough not even this could fully remove you from reality, and a wavering spirit would be left, stuck forever in one spot, to watch the land change.

But eventually more and more of the Ancients left the world behind, and left their conscious machines to keep pondering a question that no longer needed answering.

Next time I will discuss the Iterators in more depth, and a few individuals that stand out in the records.

((OOC: This is partly headcanon and partly actual canon))

u/UncomfyUnicorn — 7 days ago

A lesson on my world, part 1

Hello, this is Prince. I’ve had a few take interest in my world, so I figured over the next couple weeks I would do my best to explain my world and the creatures in it.

To start with, the basics on life and death, because things are quite different in my world. To put it simply, dead things come back and are able to walk past their own corpses.

If something dies, the spirit becomes a voidspawn (image 2) and descends downwards, ignoring the material, and passing through metal and rock and water until it reaches the Void Sea.

Then it…well, it’s impossible to say. The Void Sea is the Gateway to Ascension, it’s impossible to say what occurs down there, especially to the immaterial.

Anyways, it eventually comes down from the heavens as a ripplespawn (image 3) and reaches the last safe place it rested before it died. And thus, death is only temporary.

And then something sapient emerged, as happens on many worlds. The Ancients (images 4-6) could then remember their deaths and understand their immortality.

And they wanted out.

Some found a way to pass permanently by rejecting all earthly temptations. Emotion, friendship, food, joy. They ate gravel and drank bitter tea and thus reached ascension.

Then they dug deep enough to reach the Void Sea. They used the fluid to power enormous machines, things tall enough to pierce the cloud layer, with cities upon their back (images 7 & 8), to ponder a way to easily ascend.

Until someone submerged themselves in the void fluid. Whether on purpose or by accident is unknown. But it allowed them to ascend, melting their body as it melts rock.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention the rock cycle. The Void Sea eats away at the lowest layers of rock, and the bodies of the dead decay into dust and are compacted into new soil and rock by time.

Anyways, this left an easy way out, though it was rumored that if your attachments to the world were strong enough not even this could fully remove you from reality, and a wavering spirit would be left, stuck forever in one spot, to watch the land change.

But eventually more and more of the Ancients left the world behind, and left their conscious machines to keep pondering a question that no longer needed answering.

Next time I will discuss the Iterators in more depth, and a few individuals that stand out in the records.

((OOC: This is partly headcanon and partly actual canon))

u/UncomfyUnicorn — 7 days ago
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You and me both, Grimlock

This seems to happen occasionally when hitting those time warp things. Usually doesn’t last long.

u/UncomfyUnicorn — 10 days ago

Gourmand has finished cooking the Caramel Lizard

((I couldn’t find good photos for a lot of the dishes so bear with me here))

Included on the menu is:

Lizard Bites: The neck meat has been battered, breaded, and deep fried. Juicy with a sweet aftertaste, like sweetened popcorn chicken.

Steak: ((Img 2, sourced from Opsiian’s Taste Of Rainworld video)) Tastes almost glazed in spite of little to no seasoning being added, that’s just the meat’s natural flavor.

Legs: After being marinated in buttermilk they are tender with a sweet, tangy, and very rich flavor, which makes it a shame there’s only 6.

Dry rub: surprisingly tender, with a choice of flavorful spices that complement the meat’s flavor.

Tail: After being sliced and seasoned it’s perfect for sandwiches, so long as you remove the bone.

u/UncomfyUnicorn — 11 days ago

Gourmand is seen dragging a hexapodal (6 limbs) reptile three times his size towards the kitchen. It has three rebar spears sticking out of it.

u/UncomfyUnicorn — 11 days ago

Eastern Ratsnake crossing a Florida backroads

I would’ve gotten more photos but he already seemed a bit stressed by my presence

u/UncomfyUnicorn — 12 days ago

Parents always use ai

Every time I have a question “go ask ChatGPT.” Washer troubles, how to clean mildew, methods for dealing with audhd, writing a resume, etc.

Heck, Mom’s a gardener and he asked the ai for help when potting pecan tree saplings. No wonder most died.

Speaking of Mom, she’s not much better. Me and my little sister are both artistic. I draw, she paints. Last Halloween she had a project to draw a ghost in a costume and, as she had been reading about the Apollo missions, wanted to make an astronaut ghost.

Mom spent thirty minutes trying to generate it. It never got it right. So I spent a couple hours with my little sister drawing it and picking a name (settled on Proxima after Proxima Centauri), and even in the middle of drawing it still “idk I feel like the third one wasn’t too bad”

It was generating deep sea divers with dashboards on their chests. I feel insulted every time they suggest it. Like, I’m asking you because I look up to you and want your help, I don’t want to ask a hallucinating language learning model.

Before ai he wasn’t much better, he’d condescendingly explain what a search engine was. In general they’re not bad, it’s just this one thing mostly.

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u/UncomfyUnicorn — 13 days ago