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Would you fire it?

Stupid iPhone. Can’t find a way to turn it off either.

It appears every few minutes no matter how many blocks I break and is very annoying.

Meet Fluffy the Sinosauropteryx, Pete the Psittacosaurus, and Randy the Rhamphorhynchus!

Fluffy is very curious and affectionate, and loves to chase bugs. Doesn’t always eat them, just chases them around.

Pete sleeps a lot. Sometimes on me, sometimes in shelter, sometimes on a rock. Sleepy boy.

Randy is a handful. Explores a lot, has gotten in the tower a few times and made a mess. Also stole a pie, found him sleeping in the empty tin with a very full belly. Have had to cast a spell so he can’t leave the area, he’d not last long otherwise.

All three have had a protection spell placed on them to ward off pathogens, parasites, and other such conditions.

((Art isn’t mine. Sinosauropteryx is from a Twitter post that gave an error when I tried to copy the link, Psittacosaurus is from the Jurassic Park builder games, Rhamphorhynchus watermark is in the image))

First is me, second is some jackass. I said I MIGHT have Fibromyalgia because my mother has it and it can be passed down.

Roof is leaky and mold spots have started to pop up in my old bedroom, so I got some boxes to move all my books somewhere safer. Eclipse decided to thoroughly inspect each box and has decided he likes this one.

RJ would 100% give the beavers a chainsaw

Unfortunately the best photo I could get in this heat stroke weather

Other than use for building mob farms what exactly can I do with all this? Nether highway?

Canyon Wyvern

Don’t be fooled by it’s silly proportions, this descendant of the ancient archaeopteryx is a foe one never wishes to face. It has a wingspan of 45 feet and measures 65 feet from beak tip to tail tip.

It hunts by crawling through forests on all fours, moving in an almost serpentine motion while scanning for prey. When it finds something it decides is tasty, it clamps that oversized beak around it and wrenches its head backwards.

On that beak, it’s reinforced with metal, similar to the shell of that one volcanic snail or the teeth of a beaver, but not to the point it’s too heavy to fly (a series of air sacs throughout its body helps it get enough oxygen to fuel its flight.) and is serrated not to grip, but to slice. It flies deceptively quietly for its size, and can shred through the metal of a knights armor or the osteoderms of a Boulder Beast (forest dwelling descendent of ankylosaurs).

It uses its beak to bend metal it finds or steals into a nest shape, as there aren’t many trees in it’s original habitat and it’s too far a fly to the closest forests to carry the appropriately sized logs.

When threatened they will vomit stomach acid with disturbing accuracy, often aiming for the face. While not corrosive enough to severely damage flesh, it will cause blisters and a rash, similar to a severe sunburn, but much itchier. It will blind any creature it hits the eyes of.

It has talons large enough it has been seen impaling the skulls of overconfident grizzly bears. Do not engage at close range.

Reef Wyvern

This is one predator that doesn’t need to blend in. Night or day, rain or shine, it will pursue and hunt with blue and orange coloring and wing membranes that allow it to glide on land and fly  like a ray underwater. With glowing eyes that allow it to see in the dark and a powerful bite it can capsize vessels and tear open fishing nets.

Most disturbingly of all, it can cause the pattern on its back and the membranes of its wings to glow and pulse in a rhythm that seems to hypnotize any prey, from eels to sharks to unaware swimmers.

Be careful where you lay your traps, as if it’s normal prey is depleted it will lay in wait near the shore and attack anything that comes near, from pets to livestock to wildlife to people.

As such, many places where they are known to be found have strict laws around fishing or ban it completely in specific areas.

Do not engage, this is a dangerous predator capable of pursuit and ambush hunting.

Hoping I flared it right. I have audhd if that affects this.

I know it’s kinda ugly but I work with the blocks I have