u/GypsyGold

Only on Reddit…

…a place that openly celebrates the literal death of their political opposition, while simultaneously lobbying that people shouldn’t shame others for having kinks that cause them to eat their own feces…

…would such a thing be considered an unpopular opinion. Yet, here we are. We have users who want to larp as literal vampires for sexual pleasure. If you’re cutting open people then it’s assault, and if you’re actually eating portions of them then it’s a form of cannibalism.

Reddit needs to crack down on this shit. This place has an anti-bullying policy, but damnit, we don’t have to accept every crazy fucking fetish as an acceptable form of expression.

Like we shouldn’t be empowering folks to literally marry their silicone sex dolls & anime body pillows, the same way that we shouldn’t be empowering folks to fuck horses.

There is a clear line. It’s not that hard to draw. ✍️

That be vibe!

Could “The Thing” be hypnotized into revealing itself to be “The Thing” — how about some sort of “truth serum”

...it is the incels own fault that they are an incel.

No excuses.

No, you aren't in a real relationship with an anime cartoon character. You can't soul bond, or whatever the fuck you call it, to a make believe thing that doesn't exist. It doesn't matter how many times you hump your anime body pillow, you aren't experiencing anything even remotely close to real love. Seek help.

^(This is only controversial on Reddit.)

Gigan is not a giant chicken.

Incels are just weirdos who refuse to change their lifestyles, and self-improve themselves to the point where they legitimately enter the dating pool.

At a certain point, refusing to better oneself becomes a conscious choice — if you’re choosing to live a lifestyle that conducive to being unattractive then you aren’t being INVOLUNTARILY celibate.

Like if you’re an unemployed 35 year old, overweight man who lives in his mothers basement, takes one shower a month, and barely leaves the house — choosing instead to binge watch anime and replay single player RPG’s that they’ve already beaten a hundred times we before while cured up to a sentence stained anime body pillow…then at that point your VOLUNTARILY choosing to be celibate.

All a person had to do in order to get into a relationship is to go outside everyday, talk to strangers often, contribute to society, and behave like a normal human being. It’s not that hard to do — 98% of the world’s population does this without even thinking about it.

It takes maximum effort to actually NOT be able to achieve anything of these things. Being a lifelong virgin is actually quite hard to do, it takes a lot of dedication and concentrated daily effort to be that much of a loser.

Like, part of your job is being able to safely handle a weapon. I feel like this would have a detrimental effect. Am I taking crazy pills or what?

Edit: I’m from San Francisco and a good amount of the officers out here have fake nails.

What about Hypnosis?

For instance, over on the introvert subreddits you’ll get alot of agoraphobes who proudly cite their inability to leave their homes like it’s a badge of honor — a perpetual trait that can’t be changed, so therefore they just gladly accept their fate.

Granted these are grown adults who still live with their parents, unemployed as fuck. So, most of them don’t want to change, they like being babied and taken care of.

But in theory, they should be going to therapy and trying to overcome their agoraphobia so they can live happy and fulfilling lives.

I see the whole “my illness is apart of who I am” excuse with tons of mundane shit like social anxiety, or depression. But also for more concerning things like schizophrenia or multiple personality disorder. Unfortunately, it gets used by zoophiles, cannibals, and pedos too.

This really is a brand new phenomenon that came about with Covid, where there were so many new identities popping up left and right and the LGBT acronym expanded to included twenty some odd characters. All the mentally ill people who dominate these online spaces co-opted the movement, and made flags and shit — pedos & furry’s included.

The solution is to bring back bullying, get rid of the safe spaces, and shame these weirdos into seeking professional help.

They have nowhere else to go, and nothing else to do, so the “incel” cult dominates online spaces like Reddit — makes it seem like more of a problem than it actually is.

Like you probably only actually meet a handful of these people in real life. Probably like 2 or 3 a year at max.

People so infinitely disgusting and hopeless that they’ll somehow die virgins are actually very, very rare…and that’s a good thing.

Go up l the reddit search bar and type in the word "extroverted" -- you'll get one community of less than 20k people. Now type in the word "introverted" -- you'll get dozens of communities with many hundreds of thousands (even millions) of people.

This is reddit, a place for terminally online hermits with extreme social anxiety to congregate. But this doesn't mean that communities such as the various “introvert” subreddits should be deluding people into thinking that wanting to “watch the world burn" or being “scared of your own shadow" is normal "introverted" behavior -- it isn't.

If you despise humanity and want to see people go extinct -- you need fucking help.

If you are too nervous and frightened to talk to strangers to the point where you get panic attacks from leaving your house -- you really need fucking help.

Introverts are not depressed, bitter, & miserable assholes...nor are they frail, frightened, socially inept hermits.

Introverts are just people who have a lower "social battery" than other people, and need to recharge by taking solace in the company of themselves, rather than others. All of those damn introvert subs are ableist as shit for trying to convince you otherwise.

Go outside. Talk to strangers. Introverts do this everyday. If you absolutely cannot, then seek help.

So for some reason Reddit culture dictates that every single sexual kink, fetish, and made up identify needs to be treated with respect & blanket acceptance…

…from marrying plush toys of anime characters & silicone sex dolls, to drinking human blood for sexual pleasure…

…Reddit has a really weird obsession with “normalizing” toaster fucking. Which is really sad, because back in the day these people would not have their creepy delusions validated. They would be shamed into going outside, and developing the social skills necessary to succeed at life and integrate themselves as well-functioning members of society.

Nowadays if someone loves fucking toasters then they can just hop on Reddit and find a couple thousand other people who also love fucking toasters, and then they get caught up within a bubble of ableism where suddenly they’re no longer the abnormal ones, it is the rest of society that is wrong.

It gets dangerous too. For instance, there is a popular meme of a dude driving down the wrong way on a highway while everyone is swerving for their lives, and the guy is saying to himself “why is everyone else driving the wrong way?”

☝️ this applies to this situation as well.

Cross post to a community isn’t always available when you hit the share button — why not?

1. Road Warriors
2. Steiner Bros
3. Hardy Boys
4. The Outsiders

HM: Harlem Heat, Dudley Boys, New Day, The Usos, The Kabuki Warriors, Edge & Christian, The APA, The Faces of Fear, Demolition, Midnight Express, The Freebirds, The Natural Disasters, & The US Express

…and a guilty pleasure of mine The Boogie Nights / Dancing Fools (Alex Wright & Disco Inferno)

…try having that opinion on the movies, video games, or box office subreddits. You get moderators for trolling.

2026 is a solid 7/10, maybe even an 8/10. However, 1995 was a solid 10/10 when it came out, and a solid 9/10 now (the CGI didn’t hold up)

• No mention of “Arkana” for powers.
• No mention of Dragon Tattoo birthmarks.
• No mention of “use the uppercut dad” as Cole’s special move.
• No mention of that version of Mileena as Kitana’s clone/sister.
• No flashback scene or mention of Cole defeating Goro after he magically teleported into the Young family’s tool shed.

Just look at that subreddit. These people aren’t basement dwelling hermits like most terminally online incels, they have actual jobs, and large incomes. They need that money to afford the thousands of pieces of memorabilia, and the displays / houses they put them in.

These people literally go outside and have IRL dates with their dolls, taking them to the park picnics, and five star restaurants for dinner.

They’re all completely bat shit insane, as they legitimately think they’re in relationships with fictional cartoon characters. But, they also clearly don’t need to be commited because they are not dangerous, and are (somehow) entirely self sufficient.

The ones who think their married to underaged cartoon characters are a red flag, but that ones bragging about having sex with Donkey Kong or whatever, while weird & creepy, seem to have strong 401k’s