u/SalmonSammySamSam
▲ 6 r/monkeyspaw
I wish I could freeze my body in perfect stasis on and off whenever I want.
reddit.comu/SalmonSammySamSam — 1 day ago
Bro took 5 weeks to understand😭😭 : But what did he finally understand?
u/Easy_Lettuce9628 — 4 days ago
▲ 12 r/monkeyspaw
I wish I could enter and exit the video games I play.
reddit.comu/SalmonSammySamSam — 8 days ago
▲ 12 r/monkeyspaw
I wish there was a super turtle that could answer every question it was asked.
reddit.comu/SalmonSammySamSam — 9 days ago
Hare trying to "rescue" its buddy
u/AdEnvironmental7198 — 9 days ago
▲ 922 r/brooklynninenine
I'm super duper straight and here's Mr Stickney to vouch for me
u/SalmonSammySamSam — 11 days ago
Atleast the bull understands consent.
u/Proud-Inflation-9707 — 11 days ago
▲ 158 r/DamnFunny
u/SalmonSammySamSam — 14 days ago
u/ConstructionAny8440 — 14 days ago
A highly trained dog that understands verbal commands perfectly
u/SalmonSammySamSam — 14 days ago