u/SeaworthinessFar2326

I am not trying to troll or be silly but I am trying to learn here. I am 30. And technically I am autistic and slow. I was actually diagnosed at 4 when my teachers noticed I was different than other kids and urge my parents to get me tested. Usually I use reddit as a form to ask questions about behaviors I have done or plan to do to ask if it is okay. Recently I noticed all of my comments and posts getting a TON of downvotes. Idk wtf I did. I mean a few of my posts my behaviors pissed people off, but I apologized multiple times and I was still getting downvotes. Ladies and gentleman idc about my upvotes at all. But i'm not going to lie the only thing I care about is getting banned. I don't want to be misunderstood so badly I get banned. I don't want to fight anyone. A lot of behaviors come natural for people. I really am sorry if my posts piss you off, it was never meant to be like that. But please, I don't mean it. I feel me with autism not that I am trying to use it as an excuse but I always get misunderstood and everyone thinks I am being a troll or joking when i'm not. Do I deserve all of these downvotes? Honestly probably yeah I realize my mistake. But i'm sorry.

I just fishes reverie so no spoilers please. But when Luffy initially went up against Doflamingo, Katakuri, he'll even someone like Cracker or Crocodile it seemed like he will never win but he always found a way. Let's think about a battle different than Luffy. Maybe think Doflamingo vs Katakuri. Who would win?

A lot of times I watch the show and i'm like darn that guy looks tall. I'll give an example right off the bat. I recently finished whole cake. I looked up Katakuris height he looks tall and muscular. Would you believe this dude is over 16 feet tall. I know Doflamingo is pretty tall as well. Why are people in this world so dang tall. Nico Robin is also tell especially for a woman.

I was sitting in my bed at night like usual, I am a night owl. When randomly I thought of a question to ask my boss. So I pulled out my phone and called her. It was 230 am. She was very mad and upset at me, she yelled at me, and said idk wtf you were thinking. She does not know I am autistic of course. Nor am I trying to use it as an excuse. But I had an important question about my insurance and I just wanted to ask her. Now I just feel terrible. I can't believe I did something like this. I feel very bad about myself. I hate being autistic. Did anyone else do something really stupid like this

I grow jalapenos. Usually I cook them. But occasionally I will eat the raw pepper whole. I love spicy food. I tylically eat vindaloo and I even eat cooked habenero peppers. Something I noticed since I started growing jalapenos especially today is they very much greatly differ in spice. Some arn't spicy at all. Most are slightly tangy. Now i just ate one and idk wtf happened. The thing was the spiciest thing I ever ate

I took a few bites, couldn't even eat it. Took a few swigs of milk. Mouth was still on fire, but I did it. Half hour later my mouth is still on fire. Idk wtf this pepper did to me but damn.

This might sound like a silly question but I was walking and seen a ton of ants. I felt bad I had no food to give them so randomly I looked up if ants like spit and it said they do. I proceeded to spit on the ants in multiple spots and they did not seem to like it, in fact they ran away when I did it. Next time I walk around and have seemingly nothing to give them, what can I do?

Now I am not a spice fanatic but I do like tangy stuff, I eat vindaloos, I even eat cooked habeneros. Here and there I eat a raw jalapeno. Most of the time they are tangy, some are spicier than others. Now I just ate a jalapeno and I swear it is the spiciest thing I ate. It was so spicy a few bites in I couldn't even finish it I had to force myself to. I kept drinking milk between bites. And even now a half hour later my mouth is still on fire. It is definitely a jalapeno, I grow them myself. Why was this one I ate so incredibly spicy.

My car is filled up on the left side and all the left ones were full and there were lines but there were right lanes open. I didn't want to reach the tube over my car and scratch it. So I did some fancy maneuver and backed my car into the gas station. As I was filling up my car this lady who I assumed working there because she was wearing a yellow vest was walking up to me. She then had me hang up my phone and then asked what I was doing with my car parked like this. I explained and she said it is one way. I said I know when I was done I was going to pull back around vut she was not pleased. She said really I should not even let you finish filling up your car but I am feeling nice today so I just said thanks and then I got done and she had traffic in the other lanes stop and she was telling me where exactly to go and how to maneuver my car back around.

Was I a jerk for this? I knew it was one way but I only did that to fill up my gas and I wasn't going to exit the wrong way.

My neighbor only eats thai food. He straight up eats the same thing everyday, well two different things he alternates. I did try ot once. Before I spoke to him I got the entry stuff. A pad thai, plus I got a tom yum soup. They were good. But now my neighbor who eats from this thai place everyday told me what he gets.

Everyday for dinner healthy said he gets this meal called the gang-gai which is his all time favorite food. He explained it to me and it sounds good. But to be fair a lot of the meals there seem rather similar to me. He said a few days a week when he wants a break from his gang-gai he gets drunken noodles. I had drunken noodles before, but not thai. It was made with Italian ingredients. It was Italian drunken noodles. That was very good, the thai one sounds very good too.

I don't know what to get. I usually don't eat much Asian food. Here and there I get a Vindaloo, maybe some Chinese beef and broccoli. But generally I don't do it often. He keeps insisting I get the gang-gai. So because I don't eat food like this, I really can't even explain what I like besides those two Asian meals I get. I do like spice hence the vindaloo, but I likely don't like thai level spice. I am not that picky, my only thing I require is my meat to have no bone.

Should I try the gang-gai like he says or drunken noodles, or something else?

I only tried sardines twice. First time was beach cliff Louisiana hot sauce. It was good, but too much sauce and almost no fish flavor imo. So I bought chicken of the sea sardines in water. I loved this. They tasted like fish which I actually like with some saltiness, and it was great, ate the whole can straight with a fork. Now I am not sure if this is how you eat sardines. But once I finished I figured hey those tasted good. So I drank the water from the tin in which it came in. It was yummy. Has anyone else tried this?

Not that I actually have to go through my life story. But I am autistic, diagnosed since age 4. Obviously if I was going somewhere important like an interview or wedding I would buy nice clothes but I don't have a job or talk to people. All I do all day everyday is go walk at a mall and go to the gym. One day since I found I am so socially akward I can make some friends are by graphic tees. And I wear them everyday. I am 30, and I wear shirts of Anime, looney tunes, spongebob, Tom and Jerry, Zelda, everyday. Plus just stupid joke ones. I mostly wear sweatpants even in summer and shorts sometimes, never jeans, I can't stand the feeling. The older I get, the more I get, idk self conscious. I see people my age and feel far behind. I don't want to seem like some "old" guy trying to look young. It is legit just what I like.

It happens all the time. At work, in public, I am essentially walked all over, but I still want what I want. Like today I had to deal with an annoying salesman. I was in public wearing headphones not listening to anything so Noone would talk to me as usual when some big buff guy taps me. He said he likes my muscles and asked if I work out. I said yeah, I work out at x gym. He said do they have a body checker I think he called it I said no. He said come on to ours and it will only take 60 seconds it is free. He said I can take the test and go back to my gym. Now I might be naive being autistic but even I can tell this guy was going to try ans get me to join the gym. But tbh I was really interested in what the machine would tell me so I figured I would refuse to sign up at the end but go for the machine so I said yes and signed up an appointment. I looked it up and it even said that is what they do but I still went and told myself to just deny joining.

I showed up, the guy was overly friendly, talking way too much, telling me a lot of jokes repeatedly and asking about myself. He had me sign up to the gym with no payment info then I used the machine and got my info. He explained it to me, then asked what I am trying to improve, showed me various activities in the gym, really boosted me up saying I blow everyone away that I am the best he seen. He said can you see yourself working here I said sure I guess so he took me in the office and discussed the payment plans.

Then asked what plan I want and I said I am not doing it, thabks for showing me around it is a nice gym, but as I said I already have a gym. This is where he got angry with me saying oh yoy don't want to better myself oh I trained you and you won't come when I was your body type I was not confident look at me now. He said pretty nasty things to me and guess what I took it. It was 23 minutes from the time he started begging me to buy a membership to the time he gave up. I was there a total of 2 and a half hours. No matter what he said I just kept saying idk, I don't want to. I was getting really annoyed but kept my cool, I could of said screw you and walked out. Then he finally told me to just go idk why you came here. I said thanks for showing me around and shook his hand. He said call me to change my mind. I just blocked him.

Idk I just find I am in situations like this I am always taken advantage of for being too nice. I just can never bring myself to be mean or rude to anyone even if they do it to me. Do I stand my ground for what I want? Yes. But I am never hostile about it and just kind of let them wear themselves out.

I knew going into this it would happen and do I regret it? No. The machine did tell me valuable information. But him insulting my body, diet, and then claimed I did not want to better myself rubbed me the wrong way.

Basically all of my miis are just random creations I made as I can't draw. I don't even have a pen to use and it is very hard to do with the controller or my fingers. I screw up everything. I finally made a half assed attempt at a mii with face paint but I was only able to do it from a pre made circle. I was making a Buggy the clown mii. I was at least able to give him his big red nose but the rest if his face looks really plain because the rest if the paint on his forehead is missing. It still looks someone like him features wise, I nailed the eyes, eyebrows, and mouth I chose, gave him his long blue hair. But I feel like it's not him the rest if his paint is not there. How is everyone so good?