u/miserabeau

Sums up the average intelligence of a trump supporter

HELLO FRIENDS,

I am in need of some expert-level opinions on my Orange (pending) Idiot Boi. Naturally, I sought the wisdom of the Orange Tribunal.

Now, I have always known Tubsen was a special boy. That is why he is my son.

His fur color even stood out among his other orange siblings. And as he grows, I feel the color has only gotten odder?more odd?... whichever.

The attached pictures feature what I'm assuming is some unusual coloring and the faces of pure, unadulterated lunacy. Some are with flash, some without.

Now, my description would be something like:

"creamy orange boy/chimney sweep"

or

"still orange, still dumb, rolled in an ashtray"

Either way, he is spiritually VERY orange.

For example, last week, in the span of 52 minutes, he dove into the open toilet (from which I had just stood) and then pulled a plant off the stand and dumped it directly onto my head....showering me like the regrets of my poor decisions.

He gave me the sweetest gift: A corneal abrasion, after discovering my face is an ✨interactive art installation✨. Such a thoughtful gift.

He screams Folsom Prison Blues from his jail cell (the bathroom) and just absolutely butchers it.

He is an impeccable specimen, absolute perfection, and I would light the world on fire for him.

Anyway: what the fuck color is my infant son? He's 10 weeks old btw. 🐈

okloveubye. 🖤🖤

My handsome handsome boy

He visibly struggled to read the teleprompter, mangling the word “immortal” while discussing Theodore Roosevelt and accidentally substituting “motors” for “voters”. Furthermore, he tripped over historical details by misquoting the Declaration of Independence, a gaffe that rhetoric that was quickly highlighted online. He also seemingly lost focus on the patriotic theme of the night by abruptly pausing to complain about his personal legal challenges, adding to a string of disjointed public appearances that have recently drawn intense scrutiny.